I dont give a flying fuck

I spend too much time doing and not enough time dreaming. 28.

[wolvesintheflowers-deactivated2]

I laughed to hard at this fucking thing.

[the-punforgiven]

I'm just saying, if you're going to worldbuild magic being a "raw, primal force, akin to and interweaving with nature itself" you gotta explain to me why animals don't use it

[the-punforgiven]

I know the normal answer is "they just aren't smart enough for it" but idk I've seen enough media where a character uses a spell in a moment of brain-off panic ilI feel like animals could probably stumble into a spell or two like, accidentally

[the-punforgiven]

Also how funny would it be to see a completely normal regular bear cast magic missile outta nowhere

[the-punforgiven]

Also there is no way ravens wouldn't figure out spells, tbh

They're smart fuckin birds, I believe in them

Either through observing or just figuring shit out ravens could 100% learn how to cast spells I'm sure of it

[the-punforgiven]

Dogs can also cast Magic Missile but every time they do the projectile is shaped like a bone or a stick and they chase after it

[rathayibacter]

group of wizards who ask this in-universe, and after extensive study learn to their surprise that animals are casting spells all the time, just that their magic is so fundamental as to be unrecognizable to humans. turns out the only reason acorns grow on trees is because squirrels keep wishing for them.

[gnfard]

m'acadamia

[stairface]

Tips fe-dough-ra

[thefrogwild]

[Twin Serpents] Batch 2 of NPCs for my home game

[bovineblogger]

[bananaquilava]

[bovineblogger]

why would you say that

[just-a-skinny-boy]

I can’t decide what’s funnier, the dog, or the guy that’s dying of laughter in the background

[chaseketchum]

Oh my god please watch this I swear it is the best laugh you will ever have ever

[johncenasmixtape]

I’m the guy in the background

[primarybufferpanel]

I love that the dog is just like ‘the people are being very weird but I’m getting a whole jar of peanut butter out of this, so it’s fine by me’

[primarybufferpanel]

I described this video to a colleague the other day and had to go find it. And then discovered there’s also this one:

[membraneshock]

rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

[fuckyeahcoelacanths]

[effemimaniac]

we are in the midst of a true Real One

[elbiotipo]

[fgrobichiko]

Dude the fact a COELACANTH blog is the one that survived when the rest died off……..

[catchymemes]

[prokopetz]

The Smash Bros. cast swapping anecdotes about their various evil doppelgangers and Mario getting into an argument about whether Wario counts.

[princeps-civitatus-peach]

Surprisingly, Mario is arguing that Wario does not count as he has literally never made that connection in his life. You can’t just say every fat italian in overalls is a Mario counterpart, he’s his own person with hopes and dreams. Evil hopes and dreams, but still.

Daisy, meanwhile, manages to argue very convincingly that Peach should be considered her evil doppelganger.

[aromancy]

Wario is playing Devil’s advocate because being Mario’s evil doppleganger is great for business. If he was just some guy, nobody would buy Warioware.

[skeletalheartattack]

@kamenriderhamo i am not going to let you hide this in the replies

[animatedtext]

why don't you consider yourself a poet?

In 2011 lil wayne said “real gs move in silence like lasagna” and ever since then i realized he is the only living poet

[atouchofsass]

im not an artist but i had fun

[thegrindingwheel]

Hey is it OK if I copy your homework?

[atouchofsass]

ahh cute I love it!!!! I was already copying someone else's homework anyway 😊

[headspace-hotel]

thought about that quote "homosexuality exists in 1000+ species, homophobia only exists in one" but how awkward would it be if we discovered another species that was homophobic

"homosexuality exists in 1000+ species, homophobia only exists in two. what? oh, humans, and the yellow-patched cuboid pinecone wren that was recently discovered on an island off the coast of canada. they're fucking bigots"

[hwang-inho-132]

[fallout-lou-begas]

it's finally that time of the year again for the clinically depressed newscaster describing february with disco elysium music

[fallout-lou-begas]

what is the single best line in this video

it's a month that doesn't hold up life any better than it really is

something great happened here but it's over with and that's the way february is

like the desperate flinging off of something that's not true anymore

the expedition is getting desperate. people are throwing things aside

this looks like a place where people who are being punished are sent

nobody is tap dancing or breaking into a rogers and hammerstein song

theyre just barely able to get across the street and hunker over a bowl of chili

most of the birds who can afford it have flown to florida

it's as if there's some awful truth out there in the trees

something that's been bothering you for a long time is out there. what is it?

to hide the bleakness of feb., man invented valentine's day. also mardi gras.

what other month can host a holiday designed to remind us we're all gonna die?

Voting ended onFeb 11

character limit forced me to paraphrase

[outofcontextchrisfleming]

[librarycard]

the ship of theseus wikipedia article in 2003. 20 years later, after 1792 total edits, 0% of its original phrasing remains. (x)

[ospreyonthemoon]

And yet it's still the same article, the article designated to be about theseus' ship. Debate solved i guess

[creepymutelilbugger]

easy as fuck . were they stupid?

[junie-bugie]

can't stop thinking about this

[3688431-remade-deactivated20220]

MY guardian angel jacks off to me while i sleep

[stairface]

Yeah well MY guardian angel jacks me off. We are not the same.