Human? Negative, I'm A Meat Popsicle

He/him, 21, transandrophobia is NOT real, be warned I DO just scream into the void on this blog sometimes. Free Palestine! Main blog is @lactoseintoleranticecreamfan, this is technically a side blog

[toothfairyinc]

angel and devil on my shoulders but its tom lehrer and harlan ellison. i dont think i have to say which is which

[modelsof-color]

Nyibol Jok by Jvdas Berra for Número Switzerland Magazine May 2025

[free-my-mindd]

[wyrm-boy]

[zszsze]

we're honestly completely fucked if zombies ever discover the power of working together synchronously using an agile team collaboration framework

[zdr-77]

Kira, her goofriend and the homoerotic tension between him and his archnemesis

[netnel]

[mudwerks]

Bringing you more Bad Books and Immodest Pictures, your Impure Thoughts Stockpile was getting low.

[radetzkymarch]

[respocked]

honestly season 3/4 garak really seems like he wants to fuck constable odo. which is overshadowed by him wanting to fuck bashir but honestly the thing he and odo have is also something else. but i fear it might be one sided. odo is aware of it and think it speaks to garak's bad taste but he's still nice to him bc of their daddy issues solidarity

[respocked]

garak is doing this entire coquettish thing in improbable cause/the die is cast like oh i don't know if he will consider me worthy of his attentions otherwise.... as i am but a sad nobody... i will blow myself up for attention.... and odo is like i recognize a deep hole in you i also have. let's bump holes together over breakfast. and then the klingons think that's real gay

[unamccormack]

I absolutely believe Odo and Garak slept together, probably after Odo becomes solid and Garak's bored and semi-permanently in claustrophobic panic while in jail. "Let me introduce you to sensation and the, um, pleasures of the flesh. We'll start with food and drink and clothes, and move on from there." It would certainly brighten up that long 6 months. One day I'll work out how to tell this story.

[kilncreatures]

teacup goose horse small size suitable for apartment living

[jofiah]

discord dms aren't enough I need to lounge on a sofa and have besties lounge on me

[jofiah]

how are we feeling, fellow touch-starved transfems?

[innerchildabortionclinic]

a lot of parents do know forced institutionalization--especially in places that lack proper funding and staff--is detrimental to mental health. I think they are just willing to choose it over their child potentially committing suicide instead. the social repercussions of the latter are much worse, anyhow

[what-even-is-thiss]

The upside to the adhd forgetting that you made yourself a drink thing is thinking to yourself “man I could go for a drink right now” and looking to your right and seeing a drink has appeared there. Thank you, past me. I lost you somewhere but you have still provided.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sometimes I’m like “man I should cook lunch” and then look at my phone and oh that’s right! I did make lunch and here’s the timer for it! It’s almost done! Yay!

[theres-a-hole-in-my-wall]

whole day I was STRESSINGGG over cleaning my room

I come home, and guess what?

It's already clean I cleaned it yesterday

[demilypyro]

streams before covid:

streams now:

[segamascott]

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

the last food you ate is your nickname now how is it going

good

bad

great

awful

results

Remaining time: 6 days 19 hours

[annelidarchive]

there basically isn't a single established action archetype that you can't improve tenfold by making it a girl

[annelidarchive]

the old master. the sneering rival. the implacable pursuer. the pragmatic mercenary. the combat hedonist. the sleeper operative. the guy who's just really big. the list goes on

[everythingfox]

“Hands down, confidently after 26 years on the internet, this is the best thing I have ever found.”

(Source)

[reputayswift]

“I’m coming over, you better not be Vintage American Girl Westie Coconut With Chariot And Tiara when I get there.”

my unruly ass: