Stardew Valley bachelors - NSFW Headcanons - part I
Despite what everyone might think, he’s a bit inexperienced.
He only had sex once before—with a girl he met during gridball practice.
It was in the locker room.
He was so nervous and didn’t enjoy it overall, so he decided not to do it again.
He probably feels guilty too because his granny told him he should do it with the person he intends to marry (or at least someone who truly means a lot to him).
So, it will take a while for him to be intimate with you.
But when it happens, it means he really loves you.
You might not get married, but he knows he wants to actually try and fight for your relationship to last as long as possible.
A bit cautious at first, but over time, he becomes a gentle dom.
He LOVES to manhandle you—but always with care.
Loves to pamper you and praise you:
"Fuck, baby, you take me so well..."
Always wants to cuddle afterward.
"If we don't have time to cuddle, we don't have time to fuck properly, y'know?"
But he’d never admit it out loud.
He just wants to feel loved.
Always carries condoms with him—he ain’t risking a baby until you’re both ready.
Also panics when your period is late.
Oh, boy, let me tell you—this man IS experienced.
Back in his glory days, he had a lot of flings and relationships.
So yes, he knows his way around.
He wasn’t very horny before he met you.
But then you appeared like a beam of light, and suddenly, his life had meaning again.
It also helps that he thinks you’re hot as fuck.
He’d dom you hard… if he wasn’t so lazy.
So that being said—ride him, pls.
On the bed, on the couch, on the chair—doesn’t matter.
Get on top of him, and he won’t complain.
His hands still grip your hips, tho, guiding you up and down his cock.
Sometimes, he gets bored and starts thrusting up into you, your whines only making him go harder as he keeps you in place.
"You know what else is 99% safe? My pull-out game."
But if you feel safer with a condom, he won’t tell you no.
Might jokingly complain about it, tho.
"I feel insulted, I really do!"
Secretly likes that he gets to finish inside and not worry.
Lowkey has a breeding kink.
He loves kids a lot and sometimes imagines a mini version of you running around.
But then post-nut clarity hits, and he realizes he can barely take care of himself, so a child is a big no-no.
However… if you’re on the pill and he can safely creampie you?
He’s officially dead and in heaven.
Before you did it, he told you things so filthy that you thought he was secretly a porn star.
All bark, no bite, though.
This boy? Never touched someone else before.
Probably the main reason he wanted to start a band was because he thought he’d pull.
Doesn’t even know where to put his hands.
And he wants to practice… a lot.
It’s not his fault you’re hot and that he wants to die between your thighs.
Prepare to have him teleport next to you whenever you change your clothes.
Tried to dirty talk once…
Cringed so hard he decided never to do it again.
But he likes to make you laugh tho.
Claims he can feel it when he's inside.
He just wants to hold you, nuzzle into your neck, and stay there forever.
Always down for round two (or three.... or four...).
Even if he’s tired, he will try.
Sometimes he gets so into it he forgets to pull out.
