[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

omg you people can do anything

[dreamduality]

House ↔ Bertie - parallels

[parakeet]

Another banger from /r/stupiddovenests - at least the tag is appropriate this time

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[thepaisleyelf]

There’s a liquor store near my house that seems to be run exclusively by frat boys. They lovingly curate these bags, which I browsed today while “Oops I Did It Again” played through the store speakers. This is art to me, there is beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see it

[trbutolba]

Aquarium CG

[callali1y]

every time someones says "hey how are you" and i say "good" and forget to add the "how about you?" i feel like i've missed a quicktime event

[guerrillatech]

[papayajuan2019]

hey, do you mind if i immensly value our relationship, in a way i'll never properly be able to fully verbally communicate

[patheticwhitemenlover]

"Ah Yeah....sure. Knock yourself out"

[yaoiconnoisseur]

Behold! A child!

[sntsnflwr]

It came to me in a vision

[weepylucifer]

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

[weepylucifer]

not my best work

[weepylucifer]

everyone quit reblogging with "investing" and "making this blow up". that only happens to blogs that are already big. my posts sit squarely at 2 notes apiece and so it shall remain

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

[caustic-pixie]

OP the tags!!

[rosefinchie]

how it all feels lately

[lustcannibalism]

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

[lustcannibalism]

[luxiomahariel]

scolipede big naturals now on tumblr

[eternal-fractal]

this is a good reason to use tackle moves! pros: hits a lot more, since you're just charging into the foe cons: makes you feel like running over your opponent with a car would be more humane, since the scolipede is bigger and faster than one when it uses a charging attack

[eeveebooart]

Smug dude sitting on a couch

[wowitsmetaylor]

Corbeau being raised by Giovanni was not on my BINGO card but I FUCKING GUESS