Your Local Color Queen

Jenna | 22 | costumer | historical costuming fanatic | big nerd for strong ladies

[syn-dicato]

Reddit user /u/FuturePunk made these cool retro-style designs of modern media/internet companies.

[honeymage]

she sleep

[paxamericana]

[thequeerofantiva-blog]

@rasnique

[wordsnquotes]

[aprilynnepike]

Shel Silverstein wanted to say something very wise. So he wrote a children’s book.

[pqinful]

I couldn’t fully appreciate these as a kid. I’m so glad to see these. Shel Silverstein was so magnificent.

[rogerdabbit]

My entire childhood.

[whospilledthebongwater]

Yassssssss I’ve loved these since I was little

[ninjkabat]

Translation:

“He/she’s sleeping”

“wake up”

“let’s wake up”

“heeeeey”

“dinner time”

“dick.” *cat wakes up*

[100493503004422]

i wish i was a leaf instead of a person

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

jus chillin, eating sunlight all day, aint got no bills, what a life

[stargirlsweetheart]

Could get eaten by a caterpillar or other bug. Chill.

[merindab]

One of my facebook friends makes a good point

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

FINALLY A GOOD COMPARISON

[gestopft-deactivated20200103]

is this what the kids are listening to these days?

[stevedusa]

Took me a while to identify what in the world the other brass was till I realized it wasn’t.

[headphonepoe-deactivated2017072]

I’m cackling

[sticksandsharks]

Sorry for the silence this month-! I’ve been drawing quite a bit, but it’s all either commissions, unfinished work or personal project stuff that I can’t post (yet).

So have a cool dame and her Blaziken and I hope I’ll be able to post more stuff soon.

[pr1nceshawn]

One time, when I was drunk…

[moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102]

THAT LAST ONE NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH

[pleatedjeans]

15 Twitter Jokes Everyone Should Read

[thedasisonfire]

I think we can all agree that the Warden is a blessing. 

[nathanandersonart]

They’re all here! I took it upon myself to create an illustration of a Mythological creature or character for every letter of the alphabet, trying to span across a multitude of cultures and creature-types. Another thing I wanted to accomplish with this project was to find some the more unusual and/or obscure creatures that don’t get as much representation in artwork. Individual Tumblr Posts with said creatures’ descriptions are below.

Again, I’ll be making this into a small run of books as a way to test the waters. If there’s more demand for a larger run, I’ll definitely be looking into it!

All REBLOGS are appreciated! 

Bestiary Alphabetum: Each Entry is clickable!

A is for Ammit

B is for The Beast of Gevaudan

C is for Cockatrice

D is for Dullahan

E is for Eurynomos

F is for Faun

G is for Grendel

H is for Harpy

I is for Indus Worm

J is for Jersey Devil

K is for Krampus

L is for Lamassu

M is for Manticore

N is for Nuckelavee

O is for Otoroshi

P is for Penanggalan

Q if for Questing Beast

R is for Rangda

S is for Succubus

T is for Tzitzimitl

U is for Ushi-Oni

V is for Vegetable Lamb

W is for Wyvern

X is for Xing Tian

Y is for Yara-Ma-Yha-Who

Z is for Ziphius

[aesfetic-deactivated20150917]

When men say, “I only fuck girls with tight pussies.”

Do you know what a tight pussy is?

An un-aroused pussy.

Your sex game weak.

Bye.

[truthseekingassbitch]

I’m glad this sentiment is gaining traction. Spread this shit like wildfire.

[simpite-deactivated20170318]

There’s not a day that goes by that I don’t laugh at this f ucking picture

[coolthingoftheday]

Adorable Japanese hamster bread. 

(Source)

[soundssimpleright]

Are you fucking kidding me.

[jenjenrose-irl]

there’s no way in hell I could take a bite out of these

[radicalduck]

It has a butthole

[blurryhaveitjoeway]

I’d take these to the petstore and just start eating them in front of children

[virgno]

And here you see in order a Gryffindor Hufflepuff Ravenclaw And Slytherin

[stargirlsweetheart]

BUT THEY'RE NOT BREAD. READ THE DAMN ARTICLE OH MY GOD.

[against-stars]

[wynne voice] there is a tenderness to his gaze i’d never seen till now