Stariel

Ari / 18 / Lesbian

[cringecorp]

so. i do this thing where i wake up still half-asleep, write a note in my phone, and then fall back asleep and forget about it completely until i find the note later.

and i need to show you all some of these because ?????

[onsukun]

[crythartic]

some IG requests from some weeks ago ♡ wanted an excuse to say im gonna be opening comms this weekend so stay tuned for it!

[rcktpwr]

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

[ceeberoni]

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

[fwippy]

interesting dates on this post

[gigglepuffpixie]

those aren’t dates, they are explicitly stated to be cranberries

[the-haiku-bot]

those aren’t dates, they

are explicitly stated

to be cranberries

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated]

i like tumblr over other social media because you have to curate your posts for the algorithm to push it anywhere else, meanwhile on tumblr you can post the most unfunny bullshit you’ve ever thought of in your life at 9pm while you’re outside mcdonald’s and it’ll get 10k notes

[szivarvanyturmix]

Warming up for deltarune summer 2.0

[migmigbigboy]

(Minor Ch4 Spoilers?) Horrifying situation I just thought up. [COMMISSIONS OPEN if interested]

[hppjmxrgosg]

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

[stariel-and-stuff]

We must continue to spread the tumblr accent! For those who possess it have the best shoelaces and are respected by the beloved character 'Blorbo', who rules these lands.

[only-cat-memes]

[bigtabart]

AU where berdly's gaming knowledge allows him to instantly recognize what's going on with kris but no one listens cause he's annoying

[pseudomantis]

Scientific fraud is the most baffling thing ever to me like do they think they're just going to make a huge breakthrough and no one will notice that it's fake by trying to replicate their results

[pseudomantis]

Yeah actually I just discovered how to turn plastic into gold. Oh you want to know how I did it

Starts running away cutely

[jonnywaistcoat]

[athelind]

On the other claw, some asshole did a table flip on two hundred years of public health measures by falsifying a link between vaccines and autism that's still causing harm 16 years after the paper was retracted.

[simplefanatic]

[gum088]

EXTRA:

it's called DISCIPLINE!

[elysiium-everlasting]

[oliveoily]

More kerdly,,, they've trapped me (´- `*)

[mossyclay]

Rate the utdr Mii redesigns

[luoostarr]

Old ass kerdly drawing from last year