Written and Directed by Guillermo del Toro

Taylor | 26 | She/Her | Tragedy Lover | Hanging Out On The Floor

[papayajuan2019]

sometimes 30 minutes ago is actually 2 hours ago

[thursdaythefourteenth]

and sometimes 2 hours ago is actually 30 minutes ago

[mxmuffin]

I love this gif. Me when I need my stool

[sashayed]

has anyone figured out how to turn off the thing where you love your pet so much it slides inexorably into grief-borrowing

[boomstab-papa]

[your-cosmic-creature]

“For me this glass is already broken. I enjoy it; I drink out of it. It holds my water admirably, sometimes even reflecting the sun in beautiful patterns. If I should tap it, it has a lovely ring to it. But when I put this glass on the shelf and the wind knocks it over or my elbow brushes it off the table and it falls to the ground and shatters, I say, ‘Of course.’ When I understand that the glass is already broken, every moment with it is precious.”

[huariqueje]

Unknown , Glassware - Janet Fish , 1974.

American, b. 1938 -  

Oil on canvas ,

[kedreeva]

My dad visited yesterday and ask if Earl had something stuck in his throat... I explained that no, that's just his Very Sexy Neck Bump. He laughed and said he had no idea, he's not a peahen. I said WELL if you WERE, you would find him and his neck bump irresistible!

[kedreeva]

In case you were wondering just HOW sexy Earl's neck bump can get, here's another picture, taken just after he did a Big Sexy Yell

Man. If you were a peahen....

[spinejackel]

I recently found my “gold” hammer after misplacing it. It’s my favorite tool ever because it looks like a regular hammer trying to be fancy,

but then you twist both halves and unscrew it to find a flat-head screwdriver in the middle.

BUT, if you twist the very end and unscrew that

you find a phillips screwdriver.

BUT DON’T THINK THAT’S ALL THERE IS! THERE’S MORE!! unscrew the very end again to find a smaller flat-head screwdriver!

BUT THAT’S STILL NOT THE END!!

unscrew the end of this screwdriver to find a final, teeny tiny, flat-head screwdriver

look at how cute it is!

it’s like a matryoshka doll of tools.

[xeno-lalia]

I have one of these and I keep it in my IT toolkit because that teeny little screwdriver is the right side for laptop casings, but because it lives inside a large object it’s harder to misplace than a standard tiny screwdriver. Also because the look on a client’s face when you bring out a brass hammer to fix their laptop is absolutely wild.

[catchymemes]

[wumbreon]

May we all know decadence such as this

[charles-pitlane]

I REALLY MISSED ALE LAST WEEK AND HE'S HERE

[kazieka]

issue: the kittens are still trying to learn words. gus knows his name and daisy knows hers, but they don’t seem to quite grasp that when I say “babies!” im referring to both of them.

hypothesis: “babies” is too similar to “daisy” and they’re getting confused

test: start saying “gamers” instead

Outcome: they’re understanding it and it’s hysterically funny

[kazieka]

me, calling down the hall from stirring a can of cat food: LET’S GO, GAMERS

the kittens:

[stu-pidity-deactivated20220206]

Yes please show us the gamers

[kazieka]

here’s the gamers! Daisy is on the left and August is on the right! i spent 45 minutes trying to get this shot

[someoctober]

I love drawing cats

[kazieka]

OH MY GODDDDD

[only-cat-memes]

[deslizada]

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

[insomniac-arrest]

I wish AI would stop making so many animal story posts. I LOVE animals and they are ruining the loving-animals ecosystem. And also the real ecosystem

[insomniac-arrest]

The truffle hunting cat is AI, I’m so sorry guys

[gingerkingfisher]

Fuck AI, look at my handsomest boy instead, he helps me in the garden by digging holes next to where I am digging. He is not helping at all, but I appreciate his spirit, we are bonding.

[bewbin]

PROUD TO ANNOUNCE that i will be doing my laundry today. Thank you for all those who helped me get to this point in life #stayhardunlessitsdownysoft

[bewbin]

beeen seeing alot of notes of people saying this inspired them to finally do their landry. i am filled with so much emotion that i might finally fold the landry i did a few days ago. maybe

[maureen2musings]

Ruins of Dunmore Park House, Airth, Scotland

adamjason1

[twoheadedyounginhuman]

i love making mutuals just to be too shy to talk to them

[gaycha0sgrem1in]

I love all my moots and really want to talk to yall but like im to socially anxious to start a conversation so like you guys got to start it

[oddarette]

Strawberry candy bulbasaur 🍓

[cute-catts]

this is amazing 🐈 ♥️♥️

[legally-a-bastard]

im blowing up this is adorable