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hi

[equalistmako]

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

[damianmcgintleman]

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

[equalistmako]

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

[prokopetz]

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

[snickerslizard]

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

[prokopetz]

Yes.

[iguanamouth]

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god theres art

[tediousfeline]

@altadude you know what must be done.

[altadude-deactivated20190418]

[lesbopsappho]

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

[magickspills]

I apologize to all my followers for this

[watfordwallflower]

if i had to read this you do too

[quinintheclouds]

I have a hate-hate relationship with this

[theepitomeofamess]

………

[anony-phangirl]

Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Tis the season bitches

[theresneverenoughfandoms]

DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN

[logan-exe]

Why is this on my dash?

[princeanxious]

…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.

[randomslasher]

You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance. 

[pipebomb-malewife-deactivated20]

Tis the season

[basicallyadeadacc]

no it isn’t??

[dragonwolfcrane]

Falalalalalalala

[darthserket]

ITS MARCH WHY IS THIS ON MY DASH

[nyanbi-isnt-here]

SeAsOn’s GrEaSoNs

[everyone-loves-purple]

IT’S FUCKING JULY

[multifandomhumanbeing-deactivat]

ah, so we meet again cursed post-

[fleurdelis-system]

I meeded to see this holy-

[veemopusvulgaris]

HALLOWEEN ISN’T EVEN HERE YET

[too-many-fandoms89]

HALLOWEEN IS EVERY DAY GET OVER IT

[trohpi]

honestly i- i ship it…

and im mad at myself for it

[angelofthequeers]

FUCK

[thebigpapilio]

A kudos to Boris Karloff & @randomslasher.

[gloriafee4]

WHAT EVEN IS THIS

[realrandomposts-deactivated2021]

I’m not sorry.

[starlightsundust]

jesus christ this is the first time i’ve seen it 

[markiplier]

Starting a Cult

Reblog to join.

We’ve got snacks.

[markiplier]

Here are the snacks.

Reblog to eat.

[witnesstheabsurd]

Life… dreams… hope… Where do they come from? And where do they go…? These things….  

Ｔｈｅｓｅ ｔｈｉｎｇｓ Ｉ ａｍ ｇｏｉｎｇ ｔｏ ｄｅｓｔｒｏｙ…..

[starlightsundust]

i read the “where do they come from? and where do they go....?” and then my brain when “where’d’ya come from, COTTON EYED JOE”

[gingerja]

it has been done

[gingerja]

why in the goddamn hell is this getting notes again

[starlightsundust]

@gingerja because it’s that awesome and hilarious

[foxdemoncracklover]

Ashes of Love - Run Yu cuts

For those who lack the drive to watch 63 episodes of sappy Chinese romance, all of Run Yu’s scenes.

In HD. I couldn’t resist.

[starlightsundust]

THANK YOU I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW

[awesome-picz]

Kitten And Owlet Become Best Friends And Nap Buddies

[thisismycleverhandle]

Hair on fleek

[vastderp]

Feather cat likes paw cat. Very nice.

[starlightsundust]

so cute

[ghiblish]

Once you’ve met someone, you never really forget them.

[parakeet]

the human life is a strained and tense one. i envy the life of a smooth rock resting on the beach… warmed by the sun… unaware of the trials and tribulations of sentient life… 

[badoptics]

do you need to talk

[parakeet]

i wish i was a croissant 

[starlightsundust]

i wish i was a rock

[joey-wheeler-official]

there aren’t enough posts going around about the swedish cryptid known as the skvader which is a rabbit with pheasant wings and also a very good boy.

[joey-wheeler-official]

like this one dude just made a fake taxidermy and spread it around as a hoax for a good ass while and it lead to this really cool fantasy creature and i am genuinely dissapointed that it never gets used in anything

[joey-wheeler-official]

THE BOY

[vr-trakowski]

Rabbirds, by the amazing @tkingfisher/Ursula Vernon (source).  

[songofkeys]

The lack of skvaders is particularly frustrating when you realize it forms the third point of a wonderful cryptid trifecta.

You got the jackalopes, which are rabbits with antlers.

And you got the wolpertingers, which are rabbits with antlers and wings.

And then… what? Do you escalate? That’s unbalanced, those two rabbit cryptids don’t have the same number of extra things, the wolpertinger is clearly the jackalope But More.

BUT with the skvader on the other side, balance is restored. Antler rabbit, winged rabbit, winged antler rabbit. It’s a classic Venn diagram of imaginary lapine beasts, and it’s only complete if you acknowledge the fucking skvader.

Good thing Ursula’s got our back, at least.

[gallusrostromegalus]

This is a really excellent point and I applaud your advancements in Cryptid Theory.

[hatwithglasses]

Gentleman, if I might add:

[joey-wheeler-official]

yes you may add this

[nevsky-shit]

Ok, but they are ACTUALLY cute

[strangehorse]

a guide to tumblr text posts you do not understand

if everyone else seems to understand it and they seem happy about it, it’s the mcelroys

if everyone else seems to understand it and they hate it, it’s homestuck

[doctorbeth]

A happy clean dalmatian

First, I’d like to say hi to all the new people who have been reading my tumblr and found it from Clownie or Gorilla or the Pooh Bears.  I’m glad you’re all enjoying it.

This week I’ve been working on a gator named Socrates, and a bunch of bears and bunnies.  But today I wanted to share the story of a dalmatian who was here a few weeks ago.  He’s over 60 years old and he had some rips and was turning brown with age… and he’d gone blind!  Here are his diagnosis photos:

He had some wear too, but his family wanted to keep that… it was full of memories.  So the plan was a spa, stitching his wounds, and darkening his nose.. and new felt eyes.  We also decided later to give him a new tongue because his was torn (you can’t really see that here, and I couldn’t till he got to the hospital).

Here he is in the spa:

I figured a more elegant fabric would fit the heart of this stately older dog, so it’s paisley velvet on one side.  Here’s the heart being made and installed:

And here he is, all better!  Wounds stitched, clean and able to stand up on his own, sense of smell, vision and taste restored.  Those are a milk chocolate brown eye that his family chose:

His family approved and he flew home all the way to Maine.  They wrote:

Dalmatian has arrived safely back home and looks great! Thank you!

[awesomacious]

He could

[pukicho]

I’m already on this site you fucking trout

[starlightsundust]

omg

[ellenripleys]

It’s a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don’t keep your feet, there’s no knowing where you might be swept off to. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) dir. Peter Jackson

[starlightsundust]

@britishmexicanbatman MOVIE NIGHT ASAP GOTTA WATCH THESE AGAIN LETS DO IT

[n64s]

Oblivion NPC fight IRL

[starlightsundust]

why does this shit get me everytime

i swear 

[generalsvale]

Nobody can tell me that this isn’t how it happened

I refuse to believe otherwise

[starlightsundust]

@britishmexicanbatman is this how i should show that im pissed off at some one

[mjalti]

do u think that angels having sex with humans was seen as like beastiality in angel-world

[humancoffeegrounds]

do you think that when you reach the gates of heaven they’ll show you this post 

[mjalti]

bold of you to presume I can die

[crystalquintessential]

Pretty sure they actually answer this in the bible and the answer is yes. The whole ‘Lucifer and the lesser angels want have free will’ part has the ‘angels also wanting to be gendered so they can be with humans’ part in it.

[aviculor]

god was kinkshaming satan

[dont-at-m3]

God got a virgin pregnant without consent, he can mind his business

[seaflying-fliptuna]

She did consent tho, like, that’s a whole thing, I’ve been in masses where the main focus was Mary’s Yes. It didn’t happen without warning, an angel was literally like “hey my pal up there is thinking u should birth his humansona” and she was like “that’d be an honor”

[mjalti]

I didn’t claw my way out of hell just to be sent back there by reading the word Humansona,

[icekong]

Are you just gonna scroll past without saying “Howdy” to your Uncle Dante

[starlightsundust]

yes