Starrchild Lemon

With great power comes great respronsitrilitrence

[gunsandfireandshit]

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[dunewizard]

This happened to me in real life

[academicssay]

[catradoraism]

[softlypause]

Haha looks like that relationship didn’t work out… didn’t work out et al.

[demonbloodsausagedog]

ibid. him adieu

[jaubaius]

This is so beautiful and took a lot of patience!!! ✊

[oe6]

[drtanner]

The MELODRAMA

[phcking-detective]

you SLAP miette?? you slap miette ACROSS THE ROOM

oh! oh!!!

insurance fraud! insurance fraud for

ONE MILLION DOLLARS

[turningheel]

This is a special message to all my followers.

[mediated-by-images-deactivated2]

jesus to his disciples

[fullmetalfisting]

man ive been watching videos of sheep getting shorn all night. makes me wanna be a sheep, getting man handled by a farmer who loves me, emerging from my cocoon of wool a totally new being. prancing around the barnyard so free, no longer weighed down by winter. i have clinical depression 

[antique-scarecrow]

it’s posta like these that so encapsulate the spirit of tumblr while making it impossible to explain tumblr to my mom

[cenobitic-anchorite]

“as FullMetalFisting explained, mom, our insensate depression manifests as deeply sensate desires, like being a sheep free from weight it can’t control and-”

Mom hangs up

[hell-propaganda]

It is Uncouth to drink blood directly from a human’s neck in some back alley like a miscreant. You don’t even know where that human’s been. You could get blood all over your chin and clothes, like a slovenly barbarian. No table manners whatsoever

[hell-propaganda]

I Only drink blood that comes from trusted sources and has been tested thoroughly for cleanliness, then heated in a carafe and served in a Fancy Teacup

[sailurmars]

[thecyndimistuff]

my English prof teaching abt cover letters today and me trying not to bring up the luke skywalker cover letter post:

[thecyndimistuff]

@serialreblogger​ here you go:

[lolotehe]

[gloamglozerglam-deactivated2022]

Sorry for who-posting in the year 2019 but the Doctor is actually so named because he wrote and successfully defended a dissertation at an accredited university whereas the Master completed a 2-year graduate program in his chosen field, which points to the existence of a third less-advanced and less-specialized counterpart, the Bachelor

[sharp-tender-shock-deactivated2]

The Bachelor is never seen in the show because he’s still living with his parents on Gallifrey, listlessly applying for jobs and stress-eating

[camelot1967]

I thought the bachelor was being fought over by 12 women in a big house

[memesusofsuburbia]

galaxy brain:  The Bachelor Tv show has featured the same man for every season but he regenerates like the doctor

[butterflypeaflowertea]

right exactly

[rotmance-deactivated20210324]

i feel these needed to be compiled. feel free to add more genre related posts in the notes if you want

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[powersnuffgirls]

[juxhex]

[asingularcanadian]

[karnalesbian]

[bromojumbo]

[guerrillatech]

[orrnament]

wowww okay unfollowing now! i was a huge fan of his cannibal dinner parties and artistic displays of his victim’s corpses, i had no idea he was dating one of his patients

[academicssay]

every conference question ever | source: https://www.tiktok.com/@drglaucomflecken

[lonetravelertheory]

[lesbianhallieparker]

THIS IS THE CUTEST SHIT IVE EVER SEENNNN