emily

19, North Carolina "Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together."

[floralls]

[justbadpuns]

It is December so lets get festive

[biwesley-blog]

[compulsive]

[blairwarner]

iconic!!

[catchymemes]

[sssquiddles]

[serene-elysium]

another pic, different angle

[randomklutz]

^ important

[probsjosh]

big boy

[tincansamurai]

michaelangelo could put all that work into perspective tricks and he still couldn’t sculpt a titty

[virtualrealitygf]

[antiflowers]

have a wonderful day :) 

[mallshoggoth]

I wish the government was only hiding aliens instead of like, horrible human rights violations and the such.

[just-another-emo-perspective]

another quality post written by god or a ghost

[rodrickheffeley]

climate strike 2019

[saturnineaqua]

Holy shit the Leonardo DiCaprio one !!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[unclefather]

cashier: I’m sorry it’s going to be a 5 minute wait for your food

old people: let me speak to your manager. This never would have happened in my day. And yet you all want the minimum wage raised. I’m going to kill you.

cashier: I’m sorry it’s going to be a 5 minute wait for your food

millennials: okay, my apologies. I apologize for the inconvenience. I’m sorry I’m here.

[chasing-asterion]

me, walking into a store: are you guys busy? i can come back later. please don’t push yourselves on my account. things happen

[heatherleigh02-deactivated20230]

Had a baby boomer in front of me at the Dairy Queen. She INSISTED she was a Blizzard EXPERT and there was simply NOT ENOUGH chocolate pieces in her blizzard and she wanted to complain to "whoever is in charge". She's going on and on with this teenager. The teenager is calmly explaining they make them all the same etc etc procedure etc etc. But this woman is now yelling at the teen.

So I walk past the woman and put money in teen's tip jar. Haven't even gotten ice cream yet.

Woman looks at me. Turns back and yells some more with the teen. I put more money in the tip jar.

The teen smiles at me. The woman can't think of what to say to me and stops yelling, because I'm looking at her dead in the eye like "atm is over there, I can go all night. The more you yell at her, the more money she makes."

[aplatonicjacuzzi]

Aggressive generosity to combat boomer selfishness is so punk

[milamai]

[th0tchild]

[minuty]

[markv5]

Коты, которые спалились, что брали телефон хозяина

Коты, которые спалились, что брали телефон хозяина

[vanguard]

this seems…heterosexual

[egberts]

don’t know what this is about but i hope you get through it okay 😔🙏

[vanguard]

update: it was heterosexual :(

[striders]

praying for you 😪

[kickassmemes1]

[inlovin]

imagine if you loved yourself in the same way you loved another person; not caring about the flaws in the body or inside the mind, seeing the virtues even bigger, supporting, taking care. that would be a new level of self-esteem and another way to be  indestructible