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yo bro is it safe down there in the woods? yeah man it’s cool by Tomislav Jagnjic
I thought this was just a joke but nope, that’s literally what the artist named this piece.
Some other gems by Tomislac Jagnjic:
And I worried myself sick over naming my art. This is so liberating.
hmm cas my beloved
Far away, long ago. Glowing dim as an ember. Things my heart, used to know, things it used to remember. And a song someone sings.. Once upon a December
I swear from now on whenever someone asks me when I was born, my response will be “in the late 1900s”
troy but its vidya game
Happy Ides of March, my dudes
absolutely referenced from this statue of mr julius caesar
baby yoda this, baby yoda that, y’all are so shallow, SOME of us are into the mandalorian for DEEPER more IMPORTANT things, like the mandalorian’s hot fucking voice, immediate willingness to murder, and fatherhood skills
The man doesn’t have fatherly skills. He’s ametuer af. It’s a wonder that baby hasn’t died after everything they’ve been through. What Mando has is sharp as nails fatherly INSTINCTS. He is one step away from being able to sense through the force when something is wrong with his baby.
And then he gets there and doesn’t know what to do to help, beyond shooting at the nearest dangerous object.
Normal activity
My brain at night
get off of there cat. you cannot ride a skateboard. you are not a skater punk who likes to make his own rules you are a cat.
stop…..he is doing just fine……leave him alone……..
tumblr dosent count as social media
tumblr counts as a terrarium
#star wars #Luke Skywalker #Okay but look at the parallel with Anakin#how he listened to the jedi and ignored the visions and Shmi died and he made the worst decisions all through the Padme thing#and here we have Luke #all ‘nah something is wrong and I’m gonna check it out’#the funny thing is they were both told to ignore a sign of the force by a trained mentor figure#and it’s the one who was a ‘bad’ student and ignored the teacher who went and saved the galaxy
#bc said ‘bad student’ was raised in an environment where he was allowed to grow into his own person #before getting mixed up in all that Jedi tomfoolery #but anyway: just for a second #i want to touch on how interesting it is to me that TECHNICALLY SPEAKING #Luke IS the bad student #he throws away almost every piece of advice Yoda and Obi-Wan give him #and in the process saves the day #and yet; fandom doesn’t treat him that way #and they don’t treat his mentors as bad mentors: even though Luke is only able to save the galaxy by NOT listening to them #Luke is still seen as ‘the Good One’ in comparison to Anakin #WHICH HE IS; MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT THAT #but when it comes down to: who made a bigger effort to mold themselves into the person Yoda and Obi-Wan thought a Jedi should be #the answer is unquestionably Anakin ‘yes Master. I try Master. I’m sorry Master. Obi-Wan’s going to kill me. #No I can’t go save Obi-Wan from Geonosis bc the Council Told Me Not To #Skywalker #who wasn’t necessarily the Good student #but oh boy did he try to be #and that was his undoing #anyway: I just thought this was an interesting comparison #anakin skywalker #luke skywalker
Reblogging for @flaminganakin‘s brilliant tags. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Anakin’s fatal flaw wasn’t his anger or his pride or his love for Padme. It was his deference. Luke is a good man because he refuses to compromise his morality just because some one else told him his should. Anakin fails as a good man specifically because he repeatedly compromises on things he knows are wrong. He gives in to his mother and Qui-Gon’s urging to leave Tatooine. He gives in to Obi-Wan’s orders to forget his dreams and his mother. He gives in over and over and over during the Clone Wars until, by the time of RotS, he no longer even knows how to listen to his own moral compass. As Vader, he is exactly the man the Jedi told him to be: unquestioningly obedient to authority with no attachments except the Force.
Luke is the exact opposite. He rejects the teachers of his ‘wise masters’ and insists, outright and without shame, on doing things his way. And he succeeds where they failed. Not by being a good solider (good soldiers fallow orders), but by being a good man.
“Anakin’s fatal flaw wasn’t his anger or his pride or his love for Padme. It was his deference.”
Interesting parallel
Luke is the exact opposite. He rejects the teachers of his ‘wise masters’ and insists, outright and without shame, on doing things his way. And he succeeds where they failed. Not by being a good solider (good soldiers follow orders), but by being a good man.
This tweet gave me muse levels of creativity. I gave the new cat god a sun spot.
Reminds me of this painting:
(Cat Looking At Cat by Jean-Paul Avisse)
i feel like we dont talk enough about how two of the most decorated female hockey players ever, one a former captain for team canada and the other for the usa, fell in love and had a baby together
small gay sports baby
Ok but where is my cheesey lesbian rom-com about them falling in love while playing against each other
Okay but the funniest part is this has happened multiple times. There are three instances of former Canadian and American national team players who have gotten married:
-Caroline Ouellette and Julie Chu (both former captains)
-Gillian Apps (former alternate captain) and Meghan Duggan (former captain)
-Jayna Hefford (former alternate captain) and Kathleen Kauth
Seriously it’s like tradition at this point. I’m sure there’s a betting pool on who’s going to get married next. God I love the rival lesbian jocks trope.
In case y’all didn’t click that link I need to make sure you see the headline.
“How many lesbian ice hockey rival weddings can there be? As many as possible we hope.”
Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*
My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
The spiritual successor to Miette
Might I also add
May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit
Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children
I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.
My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang
Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.
My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang
Me: ksst!
My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!
Me: ok
My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang
Can haz snackytreat
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We did it Tommy!
Tommy!!!!! Tommy is the VIP!!!!!!