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[originaldouble]

Happy pride month to whatever the fuck is going on between Markiplier and Ryan Gosling

[katumi-art]

It’s supposed to be 2+ 2 Im an idiot how is anyone supposed to get that math right?!?

A medicated Simon and concerned Grace , poor Simon is just confused and scared

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I realize now I should have added Rocky’s walk areas but alas

Bonus:

[domidextrus]

I'm not a shipper, I just wanted to drop this for the goofs

[mellointheory]

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

[the-haiku-bot]

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mellointheory]

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

[the-haiku-bot]

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[goslinggf]

never forgive dave filoni

[ripcurlreef]

can i interest anyone in fat fives

[hunters-big-fat-dih]

OMFG I NEED THIS MAAAAAAN 😩❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

[kreechurthecrazykat]

If you're seeing this post that means it's Darth Maul's Beauty Appreciation Hour™️

Appreciate his beauty

[penny-anna]

The problem w writing fiction is that you'll be like tee-hee I'm going to write a story about a fucked up little scenario that's got nothing to do with anything in real life, just some pure messed up nonsense, and then you finish it and take a step back and go aw rats I made a metaphor again

[sapphofinch]

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

“I would eat his heart in the marketplace” is legit the most savage line I have ever heard, I’d like to personally thank Shakespeare for putting into words that feeling of rage and protectiveness women get when some fuckboy hurts another woman

[aeleolus]

Okay first off, I will always reblog this post, but secondly, I went to Shakespeare in the Park tonight to see this and all the women cheered *so loudly* when Beatrice said this line, and the guy in front of me looked around all shocked and a little scared and said “… oh wow” and it was ICONIQUE

[kvetchinglyneurotic]

unstoppable force (desire to write) vs immovable object (tired)

[delavegaaaaa]

“You can’t fix him” I don’t wanna fix him! I wanna FUCK him! I’m a pervert not a psychologist!

[bington]

Still my favorite version of this meme, you can not top it

[inkymaws]

making my long term blorbo even hotter was really a mistake on their part

[prokopetz]

Elaborate fantasy and sci-fi worldbuilding as necessary context and structure for porn is great, but what's really fantastic is when the worldbuilding is a product of the porn. It clearly didn't need to be there, but at some point the author took a closer look at the porn and started asking "okay, so what does this imply?"

[makrustic]

🗣️Them: How detailed is your art? ✨Me: my pixels go wiggle wiggle wiggle Prints | Ko-fi | Patreon | Bluesky ⭐

[dappermouth]

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

[hanielconh]

Thinking on Apprentice Maul ✨