Mel

She/Her | Chaotic Neutral My thoughts live here :))

[cheddar-baby]

Go or don't my scarab idc

[valla-chan]

edging my scarab

[cheddar-baby]

didnt have to say that

[coughloop]

[coughloop]

[radiofreederry]

At the Debate

Trump: They took my Biden away from me, it’s so unfair, I went and roughed him up a little in the debate and Cacklin’ Kamala and Crazy Nancy took him… and I said what are you doing and they said no more… no more Biden… it’s a coup, it’s not fair, really very nasty and they took him away and they won’t let me see him, that’s all I want, just to look into his eyes again and see his wispy white hair and the way his teeth shine when he smiles… really I think I have been treated so unfairly, more unfairly than anyone in politics and I just want my Biden back…

Moderator: Madam Vice President, do you have a rebuttal to what was meant to be former President Trump’s response to a question on the conflict in Gaza?

Kamala on more uppers than have ever been taken by a human being: I’d like to solve the puzzle Pat

[slopglazer]

[starbberryblue]

injecting both to create a secret fucked up third thing where i ship a man and a woman together

[wizardshark]

you keep that disgusting shit away from me and my children

[pukicho]

Hey Puki, I haven't been in a great place mentally recently and your posts have really helped. They make me laugh when I really need it <3

Hey I heard you were having a tough time so I drew this for you

[hypoel]

good morning all. id offer you a glass of orange juice but it looks like we fresh ran out of OJ this morning

[hypoel]

[junglejim4322]

So funny when super conventionally attractive people have weird ass tumblr personality disorder and chronic poster syndrome like I’ll scroll through your blog and see some of the weirdest shit anyone has ever said and then get jump scared by a picture of the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen which is then followed by some more of the weirdest shit anyone has ever said

[durn3h]

[statique-esque]

headphones..,. music to,. my ears.,,..

[daily-spooky]

[gothiccharmschool]

Her mom taught her the ancient lore. This is good.

[nudityandnerdery]

I learned dances like this from a book.

[fungalfaggot]

self-care phrases to boost your confidence

this shit ain't nothin to me man

I'll fucking kill you

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[coughloop]

Under communism the wait staff will not ask if Pepsi is okay. You will not even find out that's its Pepsi instead of coke until you take your first sip. Unless you train like me, to know the difference from the sound of the Fizz alone, that is the only way we can beat communism and I can teach you. Take my hand. Not like that you grabbed it gay. Stop. Giggles. I SAID STOP

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

terror doesn't travel down the spine it travels up the spine and collects like bile in the back of the throat

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

sorry if that sounded poetic i am literally just describing my body's physiological fear response. there's a zap in my bones highway and then my mouth tastes yucky. think it's the cortisol or some shit

[michellegun-deactivated20230629]

this is my dog coded mutual this is my vampire coded mutual this is my machine coded mutual this is my laura palmer mutual this is my ressurected corpse mutual and that's derek

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[statique-esque]

going to a racing event and yelling “PENIS CHECK” and proceeding to sack-whack every guy i see

[statique-esque]

the challenge is to not be escorted

[statique-esque]

going to a racing event and yelling “PENIS CHECK” and proceeding to sack-whack every guy i see