statistical nightmare

assigned awesome at birth. agender/asexual/a problem. they/them. onew condition.

[itstimeforcomics-blog]

its time for the tantrum hole

[amischiefofmice]

ah good now it finally feels like easter up in here

[kaoinim-deactivated20220927]

[qifreynothing]

ps5 brain monday

[what-even-is-thiss]

Oh so THIS is the ps5 post. I can see why you all imprinted on it now that’s hilarious

[partyybeetle]

happy 1 year ps5 brain monday

[dragongirltongue]

happy 2 year ps5 brain monday

[statistical-nightmare]

happy 3 year ps5 brain monday

[memewhore]

[miskiart]

WHY DON’T YOU MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS LUNATONE

[miskiart]

SWEATS

[egberts]

looks like october is…. octover

[laurassecretlife]

i’m queueing this for next year

[finchjpeg]

Its nowvember

[kaijuno]

[polpotpie]

What if water didn't have surface tension and whenever you spilled some, the whole floor of your entire apartment was covered in a 2 micrometer deep puddle

[teaboot]

you've taught me to count blessings I didn't know were mine

[anexperimentallife]

I would love this! See, I'm missing the "flight" part of the fight or flight response, so I can't go to haunted houses because I'm afraid my natural fear response ("Ah! I'm scared and I'm punching involuntarily!") will end up getting someone hurt, and that's the LAST thing I wanna do.

[earhartsease]

we read all of this with the back of our mind parsing it as "nights where they don't scare you and also they serve you chicken" so when we got to the "missing the 'flight' part of fight or flight" part we just thought "that's okay, chickens are flightless too you'll be at home there" and then oh

[onbearfeet]

No no keep going all of this is excellent

[tooncel]

the modern equivalent of Godwin's Law is that as an online discussion grows longer, the probability of accusations of pedophilia approaches 1

[tooncel]

this likely stems at least somewhat from the fact that in modern society, being compared to Hitler isn't nearly as much of a career ender as it used to be

[mousemilf]

album art is so important because it tells you what color the songs are

[statistical-nightmare]

Sometimes however the album art is wrong

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

“One is the most skilled IT dudes making decisions behind closed doors -changing the world, the other is code.talks.”

[raptorific]

If I were president of Doctor Who, I'd make a Simpsons episode and I'm not joking

[raptorific]

Doctor Who and his bestie of the week arrive in a perfectly normal, if particularly eventful, small town in modern day earth, full of quirky characters who have all been stuck in time for close to 40 years. They aren't trapped in the 80s, though, time keeps moving forward, but the people don't. They're aware of the passage of time, but not of their static nature. Their young son has celebrated 35 Christmases and 35 tenth birthdays and he remembers all of them, he just hasn't put together that this is too many for someone who would, if pressed, claim to have been born in 2014. Their daughter remembers being 8 in 2004, in 1998, in 1989, but she's sure she was born in 2016. The 44-year-old school principal has PTSD flashbacks from a war that should've been over five years before he was born. The parents are in their late 30s but their worn, elderly voices tell a very different story. What's causing this? Is it ethical for the doctor to make the residents aware of their condition, or to fix it, knowing Grandpa might crumble to dust if he does the math on his age? Should a state of affairs be allowed to persist like this for so long?

[deep-state-partisan]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[eilooxara]

Non cooking spray stick

[eilooxara]

Non spray stick cooking

[that-house]

Non cooking stick spray

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[stinkylittlegnome]

[angel-demiel]

[handweavers]

mice are having sex in my walls :(

[handweavers]

the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled

[gloriousbodies]

@oyavaski​ i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because.....some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????

[handweavers]

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

[eldriitchmurmurs]

you fucked those mice yourself

[handweavers]

I fucked those mice myself

[boostmobilemastershake]

tough fucking luck losing my cart and my pack of camels in the same 48 hour period i suspect that it may have been ghouls

[ja-khajay]

are you a medieval silk road merchant