Denfender Of The Oxford Comma

I am Shannon. 31.

[bananaanna1]

Happy pride sleepy dykes

[creekfiend]

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

[animperfectangelsblog]

[trumpetsbyjasonderulo]

one must imagine sisyphus in margaritaville

[stuckinapril]

you seem avoidant for a girl who’s so hungry to experience the full breadth of human connection

[mon3trs]

[ichorknight]

driving my chevy to the levee today

[ichorknight]

what the fuck

[bestiolin]

roz chast

[mammalianmammals]

[amnesiaguy]

you can experience life altering devastating emotion and then your cat will throw up next to you & look at you like does this help ?

[nonlynear]

“the soft animal of your body”….? thats my hard as fuck werewolf body to you

[amanitaphalloides]

when heath ledger refused to participate in brokeback mountain skits and said “it’s not a joke to me” that’s how i feel when fast car by tracy chapman is alluded to in almost any context

[cryinglawstudent]

God forbid you ask a pharmacy to fill a prescription

[urie]

im about to catsit next month for a (lovingly) crazy woman who is so deeply obsessed with her cat's care its touching truly. he needs insulin shots and she is telling me that shes going to send voice notes to my phone of her saying "copo! baby! its time for your insulin!" "come here handsome!" "its insulin time sweetie!" so that he feels safe getting his insulin from a stranger. im like girl i love it. i love this

[free-my-mindd]

[diedoffscreen]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[libraford]

I was looking up directions somewhere and...

I DO NOT WANT THAT.

[birdsagainsthumanity]

Reminds me of the most threatening pizza shop I ever saw

[rowan-e-ravenwood]

new top contender

[feisar]