i will reveal myself invincible soon

34, white, queer / lesbian (she/her). trying to actually enjoy things when my attention span allows for it,.

[veryberryskye]

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

did she just win.

[the-stew-goblin]

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

[veryberryskye]

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

[peachdelta]

get ready for the wedding

[stealingmirrors]

in this moment, Jackie is talking about staying up late to watch "The Color of Night" to pause it on "Bruce Willis' wang". it's a funny bit! the scene happens around 59:00 in the movie and lasts... 2 seconds. during which you can see the HEAD of a FLACID wang. MEANWHILE,

around 1:45:15, we see two women engaging in some voyeurism. this is Rose (brunette, was in the sex scene with Bruce Willis) and Sondra (blonde), who giggle and drink champagne and spank each other on the butt while they watch. then they sit down, meet each other's eyes, and—

from 1:46:10 to 1:47:06, they kiss. it isn't sloppy, but it isn't chaste, and they strip each other's tops off until they're both bare from the waist up. it's only after they're both half-nude that Rose stops and tells Sondra that she can't. Sondra asks, "why? it's wonderful."

Rose tells Sondra that she's "a jinx", but Sondra replies "no—we can cancel each other out." Rose says "no. i'm not who you think i am. oh god, i'm in love with somebody, and it's all falling apart." but Sondra is too drunk to understand the mood has changed.

she tries to reassure Rose, saying "the sky isn't falling" and that she "loves [Rose's] brown hair." Rose looks into Sondra's eyes and maybe realizes Sondra hasn't understood her, but the scene ends there.

there's a LOT more complicated shit going on here—Rose actually has a form of DID, Sondra thinks she's kissing ' Bonnie', Bruce Willis' character can't see red but can at the end of the movie after he reunites with Rose—but the above posts are what's relevant for Jackie, because—

duh??? you're telling me she's introduced being viscerally repulsed by the idea of touching Jeff sexually and then pauses THIS film on a still image of a literal DICK HEAD? absolutely no way. she is watching this scene and thinking of how much she loves Shauna's brown hair.

[stealingmirrors]

NO IT, JUST US / a yellowjackets playlist!

i'm proud of this one. i went for songs i didn't see on anyone else's mixed with a few consensus picks that undeniably fit. give it a listen? tracklist under the cut.

[stealingmirrors]

GIRLWINE - [one shot, shaunahat, explicit]

Shauna invites Melissa into her hut after the trial, where Melissa tries to prove she's definitely not boring. In the process, Shauna learns things about... herself.

(tags: Canon-Typical Violence, Canon-Typical Behavior, Implied/Referenced Self-Harm, Dubious Consent, (these girls have no idea about safewords or ground rules), Trampling, Angst, Sadism, Masochism, Canon compliant-ish)

[underwhelmingalchemist]

I'm so obsessed with this image

[blood-wynd]

Galier Faeth moment

[knitmeapony]

Bsky post by libro.fm: Tomorrow, a certain online mega-retailer launches a book sale, just days before Indie Bookstore Day on 4/26. This is no coincidence; Bookstore Day is one of the largest revenue drivers for indies.

Indies need our support to thrive & build community spaces for all...mega-retailers do not.

--

Fuck Amazon. Go to bookshop.org or better yet, take a little time on Saturday to visit your local indie bookstore.

[happyugly]

snoopy and miffy told me they are a femme4butch couple in real life

[bluedelliquanti]

This is a super cute idea and I wanted to take a crack at it, too.

[beebeedibapbeediboop]

Oh to be a postwoman delivering love letters to nymphs

[sidecast-text]

hey americans there is a recall on testosterone gel because they found benzene in it! please check the lot numbers on your batches, benzene is really not something you want to be rubbing into your skin, also you might be eligible for compensation because this is just insane what the fuck

more on this page:

Drug Recall Report

The Drug Recall Report is for prescription drugs that are have recently been issued recalls by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA).

[dualdeixis]

not only testosterone gel has been recalled - if you click on the link above, you’ll see that there are a lot of other medications affected, ranging from ibuprofen to thyroid medication to psych meds and a whole bunch in between. i’d say usamericans who use ANY medication should check this list just to be safe

[claypigeonpottery]

new available pieces!

I’ll remove them as they sell, so click through to the original post to see if they’re still available

pond butter dish $90 CAD. price lowered due to warping, but it’s still functional

trivets: prices lowered due to warping

otter $45 CAD

otters $45

shark $40 -small glaze flaw, the white spot is raw

strawberry $50

coasters:

top row: bison, horse, deer $30

rhino, hyena, bull, bears, slug $35 CAD

goose $30

blue chicken and grey chicken $30

thylacine $95

[stealingmirrors]

i was recently followed by actual Marauders fandom people, so i'm tapping this freshly painted sign to say: if you support or engage with HP / JKR media in any way, i don't want you following me and i hope you change your ways immediately.

[ughmerlin]

@yellowjacketsnetwork event 09: symbolism ▸ YELLOWJACKETS: the symbolism behind the team name

[trans-ralsei]

[trans-ralsei]

[caughtthedarkness93]

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

[pussypopstar]

I'm, above all else, a tangentgirl. always saying shit like "sidenote," "oh also," "by the way,"

[thematicparallel]

hello. i'm really sorry to have to ask for help but my grandmother just passed away and we would really need help for the funeral expenses. i'm basically the only person in the immediate family who has a stable job; my father also passed away three years ago so part of the expenses for my grandma & one of my uncles (who has a detrimental mental health problem & therefore has no job) has become my responsibility. my other uncle's job as a driver is no work, no pay & he has been untrustworthy with money matters ever since & has told me that he will not be able to contribute any amount to his own mother's wake & funeral. we have already received some amount of money from family & friends, but it will not be enough, since we also anticipate other fees.

we have to pay a total of Php 73,800 / roughly $ 1,255 before the cremation on wednesday, Nov. 20 (pic below cut)

this costs so, so much more than my own savings. i would be endlessly grateful for anyone who can help out in any way.

p y p l : @ bmntmyr

this is the amount from the funeral provider:

[xanaxfarts]

4000cc breast implants :)

[mackie-ds]

[brblifuk]

[cosmic-aria]

[aariatov]

I don't know how to tell you this. But the wizard in the picture is canonically Saruman.

[metatextuality]

#saruman's big artificials vs. gandalf's big naturals

[mayothompson]

not normie enough to fit in but not fringe enough to lean into being a freak, worst of both worlds, pure liminality, just the weird coworker, and unrelatable classmate. and your mutual