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Wanted to redraw a Danny Phantom bg
Ghost boy
AU where Danny is in a serious relationship with someone, and they've had the marriage talks but Danny hadn't proposed yet, but he's planning it.
Except
His significant other wants to beat him to the punch, so they go and make contact with some Gotham folks who can get THEM in contact with people willing to use a specific ritual to sacrifice them to The Ghost King (Danny) as a bride.
Cue the Bats, having heard of whispers of this new cult who rose up trying to give a "bridal" sacrifice and doing their thing to swing in and stop it. Only the "sacrifice" is mildly panicking yelling for the cultists to finish it quick.
The ritual works and the "sacrifice" is gone. Bats aren't happy, Cultists are cheering even as the bats ziptie them.
Anyway a few minutes later as the Bats are cleaning up and collecting evidence and the ritual circle lights up again and suddenly the sacrifice is back with a Eldritch-adjacent being with a crown next to them that is basically RADIATING with happiness and embarrassment in equal measure. The sacrifice looks at the cultists and just goes, "He said yes!!!" The cultists cheer.
Meanwhile Danny, Ghost King and mildly Eldritch fiance, is talking with the bats and getting all the cultists freed and falling all over himself apologizing for the trouble, really, but it was all consensual and nobody got hurt and his partner really does have a flair for the dramatics don't they? It's very obvious to the Bats that Danny isn't THAT sorry about all of this because of how happy he seems to be to be engaged with said dramatic partner.
Said partner is already talking with the cultists about being in their half of the wedding party. (They've all really bonded during all the work leading up to the actual ritual.)
Suffice to say, Batman is not at ALL thrilled and somewhere in the world John Constantine feels like he's going to have a stroke and doesn't know why.
i really need to update my pfp i look diff now.
middle child jason who absolutely lies for the fun of it. he grew up on the streets where sometimes he had to talk his way out of weird ass situations just to survive—he definitely knows how to spin a tale. he is a goddamn legend at gaslighting. he’s also just a very private person that doesn’t like talking about his own life and the funniest way to get people to fuck off is to just give them false information for no reason. every other sentence/story he tells is complete bullshit he made up on the spot and the rest of the bats are so used to it at this point they don’t even blink. it’s just one of the rules of their family; bruce will avoid showing emotions, dick will hug anyone anytime, jason will lie his ass off with a completely straight face for no reason.
Dick: hey, littlwing! what’d you get up to today?
Jason: eh, not much. went ice skating at the leisure centre this afternoon though; got to see a toddler eat shit on the ice, it was the funniest thing i’ve seen all week.
Dick: oh cool, glad you had fun!
Tim: Jason we spent the entire day together today. you never went ice skating.
Dick:
Jason, unbothered: yeah i was lying.
Dick: ??!?
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Damian: father is making me take piano lessons at school, which i find ridiculous.
Jason: oh yeah, he made me do that too. i think he’s just really desperate for a musical child; you know he made me play a piece for one of his galas once and i got grounded for throwing a glass of apple juice over this old bitch who said i was playing in the wrong tempo. i didn’t even know what a tempo was.
Damian:
Damian: none of what you just said is true, is it?
Jason, without missing a beat: no, i’ve never played the piano before in my life.
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Bruce: evening chum, good day today?
Jason: yeah! got ice cream and then snuck into arkham, killed the Joker.
Bruce:
Dick, tired as fuck: he’s lying, B.
Bruce, used to Jason’s bullshit: ah, well i’m glad you’re having fun!
Tim, after Bruce leaves: actually that time he was telling the truth. i was with him.
Dick:
Jason: :D
Dick: *sighs*
I know I've been taking an impromptu break from both tumblr and ao3, but I need to come back to give a warning
Do not use Hartz Flea Treatment.
Hartz has a really bad rep of not properly doing their doses of poison in their shit, and it will kill your cat or dog.
It just killed my own cat, and it was quick, like someone flipped a switch. One moment he was walking, the next he was gone.
And no, he didn't lick the flea treatment. He was wearing a cone to prevent that, and he didn't come into contact with any other animal that was dosed. I used the correct dosage, I did it in the correct place, there weren't any open wounds, it was the dosage for cats within his weight range.
I used the treatment on the other cat in our house, who was kept separate from my own, and that cat weighs half as much as mine and was fine. Exact same dosage, exact same place.
We still washed it off of her after that.
I should have done my research before I used that crap, but I didn't, and here we are. Hartz has a long, long list on the internet of people saying it crippled or killed their animals, and a few instances where it looks like someone tried to warp another person's story, to make it seem like Hartz wasn't at fault.
Going back to my break, don't know when I'll be back, but don't use Hartz
Don't use Hartz
i used it my dogs are all sick none passed thankfully but they are missing pieces of fur. i have some where that is normal, she does not like having hair as in she howls until we cut it all off but otherwise they all have hair.
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Sam reincarnated as Damien. I think I've only seen this once and I love the idea. they have a lot of the same core personality traits so I don't think it'd be that hard to have them be reincarnated.
Sam/Damien meets Tucker's newest reincarnation at school. Tucker's reincarnation has their memories due to timeline shenanigans/ plot convenience. Tucker recognizes Sam and ends giving their memories Back. Sam/Damian refuses to tell their family about this till they're more comfortable with them because this would be very early on from when they've moved to the manor. The family's very happy that Damian is making friends but when Sam and Tucker are together it freaks them out. They keep mentioning this third friend Danny that no one has ever seen.
Damien getting Sam's Memories Back makes them even more of a menace because they can't change their outward personality due to the shift would make the family paranoid but Sam's memories give them the one thing they could be before. knowledgeable to be a Menace. they didn't know what they were doing wrong before due to being raised with League but now they do and now it's on purpose.
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To me it would be funnier if Danny didn’t reincarnate. So they just have to summon his ass ever time they want to hang out. Sam and Tucker get caught trying to summon him during a sleep over and they convince Bruce that this is just normal sleepover behavior for teenager girls
^^ This? Yes. Damian/Sam and Tucker doing this to hang out with Danny would be hilarious. Especially if the bats wander in once it's too late. So Damian now has a teen ghost hanging out. Who seems to know both kids far too well. Damian, baby bat? How? Do you know this ghost? How does your civilian friend know this ghost? What the fuck is going on????
Sam is also Waiting for the day she can tell the family that she is a girl. Reincarnation does Not Change your gender after all.
4/5 months in, Friday, at a Family dinner
For once everyone was there for Family dinner; Bruce, Barbara, Dick, (Jason), Tim, Stephanie, and Damian. Samian decided it was the best time as ever so they set down their cutlery and turned to Father.
"Father, I have a... Confession to make."
The Others, a little startled, turned to them and waited.
"Living here and going to school has given me several different perspectives on life. I have discovered I do not like being a boy. I wish to continue as a girl from now on."
Father looked them over silently. Obviously trying to find the right words but he didn't look mad or disgusted so Samian assumed Father took it well.
"If this is your genuine wish, I will support you in your endeavor in any matter I can. Can I ask what made you realize?"
"Yeah, how did living here help you? Did you already have 'signs' back in Nanda Parbat looking Back?", their oldest brother exclaimed. A big smile on his face, apparently overjoyed they are willing to share their realization.
"I suppose it started when I questioned Tabary (Tucker) to explain the meaning of a flag sticker on one of our classmate's phones. He told me it was the 'trans flag' and explained what being trans meant. That was when I remembered always being mesmerized by Mother in her dresses. I remember wanting to try them on myself but was dismissed. I felt... Jealousy overseeing the women's Training and not being with them. I did not have the words then and I am not sure I have them now but best described; there was a different Energy between the women than between the men. I wished to be part of it.
"After my conversation with Tabary, I used his phone to gather more information about the 'community'. Part with the stronger divide between Males and females in the US I came to realize that I simply feel. Displaced among the men."
Brown squealed.
"Awwwww, that's so cute! I'm soooo going shopping with you the next week. We'll get you the Cutest Outfits Damian!"
Pennyworth nodded along and soon their other siblings agreed to come with them. Father eventually cut through with a question.
"Have you already considered a new name we should call you? I also assume you want this to stay between Family for now, don't you?"
"Indeed Father. Although I have shared the news with Tabary already this morning. As for my new name... To speak the truth I wish for You to name me."
The room was silent. Father's eyes opened wide, they heard Drake choke on his water and Gordon let out a little gasp.
"You want, Me? To give you your name?"
"You never had the chance to weigh in the first time, did you?"
"I... Would be honored. Any specifications? Do you want it to stay one that exists in both languages?" Father asks tentatively.
"I actually would appreciate for it to be completely Arabic. And I am inclined to names starting with an S." It wasn't a lie. There were many beautiful Arabic girl names with S. They would also like to have one more link to their old Times.
"I hope to impress, Daughter."
Their eyes widened a bit. A little smile was on its way to their cheeks so it was hastily hidden with a bite of Pennyworth's tasty Lasagne.
It was seen regardless. And the room seemed to shine just this tiny bit brighter.
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Monday at school
"Samien! Tell me! How did it go?"
"Good morning to you too, Tab. I guess, you may call me Shamara Saiba Wayne", Shamara smiled.
(Shamara = ready for Battle, Saiba = one with great strength)
Ohh! I love the name choice. Perfect for a former assassin/current vigilante. Bruce is totally having Very Big Feelings about being allowed to choose his daughter's new name. And that Shamara feels comfortable enough with them to tell them! He was Trusted™ His little girl trusted them! With something huge! He's not crying! Just dust in his eyes! Not that the rest of the family are any better. Cass, Steph and Babs? Are stoked to help her find new clothes.
Now, Shamara will want at least a few outfits like her Mother's. And I cannot wait for Talia to see her Baby dressed just like her. Talia would be thrilled that her Baby was somewhere she could be a girl. Could allow herself that freedom. Not be forced to suffer a lie. But so sad she couldn't give her that. She is glad her Beloved gave their daughter this opportunity to be happy. They can have a quiet moment together about it. While they both know Ra's will dismiss her as heir for this? Neither care. Shamara doesn't want it anyway. Not with her old memories back. Talia would rather her child be happy and free.
Danny at the next sleep over summons? Gushes over the new outfits and name. So very happy his friend can be comfortable. Probably digs out one of her dresses from when she was Sam. Since they can give their stuff to Danny for safe keeping between reincarnations. Shamara can be very smug about her ghost friend giving her a very cool gothic ballgown. That absolutely doubled as protective fighting wear. What with it being made by ghosts. Bespelled to always fit due to her changing lives.
I think that this his Bruce especially hard because Shamara is the first of his children that he's actually been allowed to name. He loves them all of course, but he's missed it on a lot of milestones he could've had if he'd had them earlier.
Absolutely. Bruce is very much having big emotions about this.
Okay but I love the idea of when Talia finds out and my brain thought this up, Talia hears it from her subordinates and heads to Gotham. Shamara is reported to be missing from school after lunch, been missing since and the only reason the batfam knows is because Tabary called them because they hadn't seen her during their last shared period (Bruce makes a mental note that to 'speak' with the school about not notifying him at all, he also wants to 'talk' to them about dead naming his daughter when he had called them up too) (I want protective of his baby dad Bruce!)
They find out Talia had taken Shamara.
And they freak out. So they know Talia loves her child, there is no doubt about it but they have no idea how she'll take the news her once son is now a daughter, a son she was very proud of, a son she had with her Beloved. So while they know Talia loves her child, they don't know how she'll react to Shamara.
They track down where Talia has taken Shamara and go bursting in...
Only to find Talia instructing her personal tailors from colors to style while sipping tea which would look good on her child while Shamara is being fitted and measured
"No that color will clash with her eyes. Go lighter."
"This style will look stunning on you when your hair grows more Shamara. I shall teach you how to style it when its time."
"This outfit works wonders on missions, ah that reminds me Shamara I will be visiting more to teach you how to fight in heels."
"Hmm, a shade darker on this dress. Add a bit more to the hem as well."
Basically, 1000% sportive mom Talia.
Tim, buddy, what do you mean you might had accidentally made a Love Child?!
Danny finds out that
1. He's a clonish 'love child' of two heroes
2. He was accidentally created during one of his donors mental break downs after losing his father and best friends (one of which was his other donor)
3. CW interfered before his creator realized what he made and pulled him out of that dimension because "it would had lead that world to true ruin if he found out at his state of mind. He's better now but it would had been the final straw for him should anything had happened to you in his care and given who he had to partner up with later... I did what I had to."
4. Due to Danny having a bad fall out with his parents after he told them about being Phantom (they didn't attack him... but they did disown him.) Danny is left adrift of what to do. He doesn't wanna bug Jazz, she's in college and dorming. Tuckers place has no room. Sam's parents would never let him stay. Vlad was a definitely a no go. And Dani (Ellie) last check in was near the Amazon rainforest.
5. Danny finds out some of his powers might not be as ghostly as he thought... it does explain the huge power boost some of his powers have compared to other ghosts.
6. He went to Clockwork... who proceeded to tell him the truth, smile his cryptic smile while saying "and now. Have fun this time around. I'll see you again in due time Daniel." Before yeeting him into a portal.
7. Danny woke up in his home dimension.... deaged to being five years old (the age he would be if he stayed and grew by now) (DC timeline is slower than DP in this)
8. He woke up apparently his creator's home city... during a Gala (Danny woke up in a garden, dazed and confused. His memories are fuzzy)... and wandered into the party... and apparently he looked like a perfect mix of his.. dads? Which catches A LOT of peoples attention.
9. Especially with Tim Drake-Wayne and Conner Kent-Luthor just announcing they're dating that very night.
10. Rumors and gossip of a random kid, who looks just like the recent happily announced couple, go flying quickly among the elite... and reaches certain ears before it gets to batfam and supers (I have a feeling they learned how to block out rumors and gossips during these events)
11. Those ears happen to be Lex Luthor and Ra's al Ghul (both who are there at the Gala just to annoy and unnerve the Bats and Supers)
12. By the time the rumors get to Tim and Conner, they find Danny almost getting taken away by one of those two.
Danny knew he was adopted. The Fentons had never kept it from him. He’d been five when he was adopted. Danny though, he’d kept from his adoptive parents some of the weird things he could do. Mainly his super hearing and super strength. Thank goodness for Tucker, who Danny could use to match how much strength he should use. It didn’t help that Jack Fenton was stronger than the average person. Once Danny half died, he could basically pretend that all of his powers came from being a half ghost. Scarily, half dying had made his very well hidden powers even stronger.
Life was moving so fast.
Danny mostly survived on coffee and sunlight until that fateful day.
The Fentons found out.
At first it was yelling. Screaming. Accusations. Grief.
Then came the anger. The anger was what had caused the first ectogun blast in his direction.
Once the first shot had been fired, neither parent held back. He needed to get out. He left, flying far and fast till he made it to the park. He collapsed, tears dripping down his face.
“Time out.”
Danny snapped his head up. Floating next to him was Clockwork.
“Hello Danny.”
“They hate me. They hate me. I’m their son. Their SON! Why? How?” he wailed.
“I am sorry. It was… a future that was likely to occur,” the elder ghost admitted. “It was presumptuous of me to put you here, in this world. I have had a soft spot for you. You have always been my favorite among the many beings I have watched throughout time. Your parents as well. I had hoped… to spend more time with you, and for you to experience what a close to normal life is like. I had… have other intentions as well.”
“I am a flawed being. I am selfish, even though many would assume that I am uncaring. Do you… do you wish to return to your birth parents? I will return you to a point in time where your parents can take care of you, and where your existence has the potential to bring them together,” the time ghost offered.
“Sure,” Danny said bitterly between tears. “Living with them has to be better than this.”
“Had I not removed you, it would have been worse than your life here. When I am returning you… it will be better than this dimension. I warn you, you will not be exactly the same as you are in this dimension.”
“Do it. I don’t care. They have to be better parents than the Fentons.”
“Very well Danny. I wish you all the best, and shall do what I can to make your new life as smooth as possible. Any obstacles you face will be because they are necessary.” Clockwork removed the medallion from around Danny’s neck, and he knew no more.
***
Tim fiddled with his pocket watch. He was arriving with Conner. WITH CONNER. The world was going to know that they were dating. They’d been dating for about three years now, but as Robin and Superboy. It had also been something they’d tried to keep secret. Obviously Bart and Cassie knew, along with Tim’s family. There was no way they’d be able to keep that a secret from the Bats. They’d told Clark after a few months. He’d likely already known, his super senses detecting it.
Together, they exited the limo, Tim holding out his hand to take Conner’s as his boyfriend exited the vehicle. Take that assholes who were going to assume things based on size. They both ignored the flashes, walking arm in arm into the gala. It was a fundraiser for endangered animals that Damian was putting on, which meant that Tim should show up. All of his siblings were here too. This was probably going to be a bigger deal for Conner than it was for Tim, as Tim had been out already for some time and had prominently dated some men and some women.
Conner hadn’t been out for long, just a few months. Publicly at least.
Lex, the asshole, had offered them the use of some of the cloning pods, should they want kids. Neither could mention that they’d had one. While Conner was presumed dead, Tim had… gone off the rails. Just a bit. When none of the clones of Conner were working, were living, he’d gotten the idea in his head that he could make a child. Their child. That way at least some part of Conner could live one.
The little boy had been beautiful.
Pretty blue eyes that had taken after Conner’s. A nose that was all Tim’s but a radiant smile and giggle that was Conner. He’d been strong too, when he’d gripped Tim’s finger. Tim had named him Daniel. That made it so his Kryptonian name could be Dan-El. He was perfect.
Yet Tim had lost him.
High off of the success of creating a son made from himself and Conner, he’d gone back to trying to clone his best friend, his crush. Sometime in his madness… he’d misplaced Daniel? Tim… didn’t know. His notes on the matter were incomplete. He’d broken the news to Conner, that he’d tried to clone him. His best friend had been upset, rightly so. Conner had been furious when he’d found out about Daniel and that Tim had lost him.
Conner hadn’t spoken to Tim for nearly seven months.
It had taken time and work before Conner was willing to let Tim back into his life.
He was grateful every single day that Conner decided Tim was worth it, that they could be friends again. He never could have imagined that Conner could forgive him and eventually ask him out. The last three years had been bliss. They celebrated every year on April 3rd, the day Tim had removed Daniel from the artificial womb. Neither had told their parents or their families about Daniel. It was too painful. They’d mourned their son’s fifth birthday together just two months ago.
Smiling for the camera, they entered the ballroom. Damian had decorated it in green and gold, his usual colors. It worked well for a fundraiser about animals. Rao, had Damian brought out Batcow? Yes, yes he had. Conner snorted.
“I wasn’t expecting to see a cow today. Almost thought I was back in Smallville,” Conner said.
“You know Damian. He loves his animals, and I’m sure he’s thrilled to be showing off his pets.”
Conner leaned in to kiss his cheek. That wouldn’t do. They kissed a few times, off in the corner of the ballroom. They had to pull apart before it came too heated. There was a time and a place for jumping his boyfriend. Damian might give him a new stab wound if they did that.
“How much did you bring to donate?” Tim asked as they made their way to the silent auction. Conner hummed.
“He dropped another cool million into my account. I barely use any of it. He gives me one hundred thousand a month as an allowance. What am I going to do with that? How can he expect me to spend it?” Conner complained.
Conner’s relationship with Lex was complicated, but so was his relationship with Clark. It didn’t sound like real complaining though. It was similar to how Tim complained that Alfred would switch his coffee to decaf and then Bruce would try to send him to bed.
They pursued the silent auction. Conner happily bid on some ridiculous looking art pieces. Tim wanted a sculpture of the Justice League. It would look nice, in their apartment in Metropolis. It wouldn’t fit with the vibe of their apartment in Gotham. They needed both. Even if Conner could fly between the two cities in an instant, Conner Luthor needed an apartment in the city. There was also a pair of tickets to a musical in Gotham. That would make a nice date night, if he got them. Conner would probably appreciate seeing Six: The Musical. Or a separate pair for Hamilton when it came to the city in a month.
The auction began, the announcer calling out the items. Conner bid on the dog treadmill. If he got it, it would only be a matter of time before they got a dog. Tim wanted a pet, but he preferred a cat. A cat could be left alone for a day or two, while a dog needed a lot more attention. The two of them flagged down a passing waiter, stocking up on the appetizers. Having their fill, they wandered to one of the french doors that opened to the garden. This section of the garden was filled with roses. There were climbing roses that snaked up the lamp posts and the wooden archways. They framed the white marble benches along the brick path.
It had not been changed since Martha Wayne had redesigned it decades ago.
The two lovers talked for a while, enjoying themselves and their outing. It was nice to no longer have to hide and to be free to show affection for each other. Their conversation halted when there was a knocking on the glass panes. They turned around, seeing a young boy. He had black, fluffy hair and ethereal blue eyes. His skin was bronze and he was barefoot and in beige pants and a shirt. The little boy couldn’t have been older than five. He looked up at them pleadingly. It was hot and humid outside. Poor thing was probably getting bit by mosquitoes.
Those eyes.
They gave Tim pause.
They were Kryptonian blue.
Five year old boy. Kryptonian eyes. Tim’s nose. Conner’s mouth.
“Daniel?” Tim whispered, awed.
Danny woke up outside. He was on grass. He definitely wasn’t in Amity Park anymore. He was also… small? Danny was a little kid again! His memories from before felt like they were draining away. That… wasn’t good. He got up and looked around, his bare feet curling in the brick and - oops. His toes had broken some of them. He’d have to bat his eyes and do his best to say sorry to whoever owned this place. Or he could just try and sneak away. Danny needed to get out of here, leave the scene of his crime.
Danny wandered down the path, looking at all the roses. The path was illuminated by these ornate lamp posts. They were fancy and pretty. The roses were everywhere and they were all sorts of colors. The air was filled with their sweet floral scent. He really wanted to pick some. They were all sorts of colors. Red, yellow, white, purple, orange, and a red that was so dark it looked black.
Oh, there.
There were these doors with glass panes and there were two guys in fancy suits standing in front of it. He shuffled up to it, plastering himself against the glass. As gently as he could, he knocked. Danny didn’t want to break the glass. The two men turned around. They looked pretty young. The shorter, paler one had a whole bunch of emotions that went over his face. He said the name “Daniel”. Did they know him? Cool, they should let him in. Wait, why did the other guys look so upset? The taller guy shoved the door open, cracking the wood. If he’d have known that the door was going to break anyway, he wouldn’t have tried so hard not to break the glass!
“Come here, we’ve got you,” the taller man said. Danny stepped forward and was immediately scooped up into the man’s arms. Danny looked around curiously. Oh, was this some sort of fancy party? Boring.
“We need… we need to test. We need to be sure,” the shorter guys said, his voice wavering. Danny puffed out his cheeks. Tests sounded sucky.
“No tests,” he protested.
“We need to get him out of here,” the man holding him said, cradling Danny firmly, yet oh so gently to his chest.
“Damian will forgive us if he’s… he’s who we think he is.” Danny pouted. He was right here! His stomach growled.
“Tim, will you get -” “On it.”
The shorter one sped walked away then took a full plate from a waiter who probably had just come back from the kitchen. Danny was being taken further into the ballroom, but they were going along the wall. Danny was hidden behind the guy’s silhouette. Yeah, this wasn’t suspicious at all.
“Where are you taking me?” Danny asked.
“To one of the sitting rooms. That way we can talk and figure everything out. Don’t worry, we’ll get you food and clothes and we can figure everything out, it’ll all be fine,” the guy reassured him. It really wasn’t that reassuring.
“Mr. Luthor! Where on earth are you rushing off - My goodness! Is that?” a brown haired woman with gray streaks in her hair and in a velvet floor length plum gown asked.
She looked good. Distinguished. Her gloved hand was over her mouth. The man carrying him, Mr. Luthor, grit his teeth and walked faster. There were whispers and looks from a bunch of people in the hall. Danny was brought out of the main ballroom into a hallway. This Mr. Luthor clearly knew where he was going, as the hallways were like a maze. Looking back, Danny saw Tim following them, carrying two platters expertly. They entered a side room and he was set down on the couch. Danny blinked up at the two men. Tim put down the plates full of food on the coffee table in front of him.
“Here, it’s all for you. These ones are bruschetta. That’s tomatoes, bails, garlic, parmesan cheese, and olive oil on top of a slice of baguette. These are figs in a blanket, with some goat cheese,” Tim nudged the platters closer to Danny. Watching them closely, Danny hesitantly took one of the bruschetta and took a bit.
“Wati! What if he’s allergic?!?” The taller one with glasses asked. Tim put his hand on Mr. Luthor’s arm, reassuring him. His eyes never left Danny though.
“We have epipens, Conner. Plus, you’re not allergic to anything, and neither am I. The chances of him being allergic to anything is slim.” Conner. That was Mr. Luthor’s first name. Tim sat next to Danny on the couch.
“What’s your name?” Danny swallowed the bruschetta that he’d been munching on.
“It’s Daniel, but I like Danny better. Daniel is stuffy and old.” Time to try one of the fig and cheese ones. It was really good. Rich people food was often really good. He knew that much from the few times he’d been forced to eat at ‘Uncle’ Vlad’s house. Tim and Conner both sucked in a breath.
“Would you be okay if we took a swab from your mouth? After you’re done eating?” Tim asked. Conner was wiggling his legs, looking like he wanted to run and just had so much excess energy. Was he okay with that? This was supposed to be the real dimension that he’d come from, and his bio parents were out there somewhere. Having his DNA taken would help with that. Tim had clearly recognized him. Tim probably knew who his parents were!
“Okay. Can I have some water please?” Manners were best right now. Besides, he wanted these guy’s help. Conner was gone in a flash. Tim sighed.
“Danny. Do you know how you got in that garden? And where are your parents?” Oh boy. How to answer this? He was what, five? Might as well tell the truth, but not be specific.
“Hmmm. No. I just appeared there. I’d asked the magic time man if I could meet my parents,” He looked up at Tim, his eyes wide, trying to turn up the charm. “Do you know who my parents are?”
Ancients, Tim’s lip was trembling. He looked really upset. Danny hadn’t fully been expecting that.
“Yeah. I think I do. That’s why I want to swab your mouth. To make sure.” Conner came back, holding three glasses and a pitcher. He also looked upset.
“Here. I got water for all of us. We can refill them from the pitcher. Danny. Um. What do you like? What’s your favorite color?” Danny blinked at Conner.
“Uh. I like stars and space. I wanna be an astronaut. Favorite color? I like blue. Green is cool too, and so is red. There are a lot of really good colors.” Why did Conner care about that? Oh, maybe he knew Danny’s parents and wanted to get to know him?
Danny couldn’t dwell on it, as the doors slammed open. Standing there was a middle aged man with black hair. There were a couple of gray roots, but hair was black. So probably dyed. Tim shifted, putting himself between Danny and the man, as if to protect him. Conner was on edge, ready to attack too. Why were they so freaked out by this guy? There didn’t seem to be anything special about him?
“Bruce,” Tim said sternly. There was a warning in that voice. The man just stared at Danny, eyes analyzing every part of him. Danny squirmed. He didn’t like that.
“You will be doing a DNA test?” Bruce asked.
“Yes.” Tim replied. Bruce nodded.
“Good. I can see the resemblance. Those eyes… they’re unique. Best to double check.” Bruce… softened? Relaxed? This made the other two relax. “I have a lot of questions. First, young man, what is your name?”
Things were cool now? Who was this Bruce guy? Also, what was so special about his eyes? He’d vaguely seen his reflection in the glass when he’d knocked on that French door. Danny hadn’t seen anything different about his eyes? They were a light, almost electric blue. It was super cool and unique.
“I’m Danny. Who’re you?”
“I’m Burce. Bruce Wayne. That’s my son, Tim. Until we confirm who your parents are, you’re welcome to stay here at the manor.”
“I’d rather he stay with me,” Tim rebutted.
Bruce sat across from Danny and Tim. He started conversing with his son quickly in some language that Danny didn’t understand. That was okay. He was hungry, so he began to eat more of the snacks Tim had gotten for him. Conner sat down on the couch next to Danny. He was holding a blanket, which he draped around Danny’s shoulders. He wasn’t cold, but it was nice of Conner. Conner seemed to be pleased with Danny’s appetite and encouraged him to drink.
Danny yawned.
He’d eaten a lot and was feeling sleepy now. The blanket around him added to the warm and cozy feeling. Tim was still engrossed in his conversation with Bruce. It didn’t seem heated, but they were definitely arguing over something. Probably what to do with him. Ugh. He hated when people made decisions for him. Why did he hate that again? He couldn’t remember. Everything from before was so hard to remember. It was like trying to grab his reflection in water. When he tried to grab it, it distorted.
Danny decided he’d snuggle Conner. It was totally the right call, since the man was so warm. It reminded him of lying in the grass on a sunny day. Conner happily accepted him, his arm a strong presence against Danny’s back. He was being treated so carefully and held as if he was so precious. It made his chest hurt. Was it just because he was little? And he was cute? Or was it something else?
“Hey Danny,” Tim whispered. Danny’s eyes fluttered open.
“I’m sorry for waking you up. I just need to grab a swab of your mouth really quick. Then you can go back to sleep.” He’d been asleep? No. Danny’d just been dozing. He hadn’t been asleep.
A nap sounded super nice though.
Obediently, Danny opened his mouth. There was a part of him that was screaming that bad things were going to happen if they took his DNA. The other part just wanted to trust people. To not always be on edge. Plus Tim and Conner were super protective of him. They’d take care of him. That was nice. Danny always had to protect other people. After the swab, his hair was ruffled. Danny grumbled, but let it happen. He was too comfy to take his hands out from his cocoon to swat at the hand. Conner was still holding him tight. Stifling a yawn, Danny look up at his human pillow.
Oh.
Conner looked… so happy? He was staring at Danny in such awe and adoration.
That was weird.
He’d think about it later.
***
Conner was already smitten with Danny. They way the little boy was cradled against his chest. He knew that his boyfriend was already trying to memorize their son’s heartbeat and the sound of his breathing. He’d practically had heart eyes when Danny had mentioned wanting to be an astronaut. Conner would often tell Tim how much he loved his brain. Their son was going to have both of them wrapped around his finger soon enough. Conner’s good looks and Tim’s brain? He was going to be a little menace.
Tim didn’t even care if the DNA test came back negative.
As long as no one stepped forward and they couldn’t find a family… they’d be keeping Danny.
The odds of him not being at least Conner’s son was infinitesimally low. Kryptonian blue eyes. Bruce had taken the swab and was going to run the test. They would stay in the manor long enough for that to be done, then they would be heading to Tim’s apartment. It was a suitable one for two men, but not for a baby. Their son. It would do for now, as it had Tim’s best security. They’d need to talk about that. They’d also need to buy so many toys and shower their son in whatever he wanted.
Tim wasn’t going to dwell on how he was trying to make up for losing Danny in the first place
The charity gala was surely over by now. Tim glanced at his phone and winced. Someone had gossiped. There was a blurry picture of Conner practically running out of the gala holding Danny. There was all sorts of speculation on who Danny was. They obviously didn’t have his name. He was going to need to shut that down as quick as -
“Look at him,” Conner breathed. Tim looked up from his phone.
“Yes. He’s adorable.”
“I don’t ever want to let him go,” Conner admitted. Yeah, Tim got that.
“I know the feeling,” he whispered. “I want to bring him to our apartment and never let him go. I’m trying to at least wait until we get the DNA results back, but I want to put trackers on him, and maybe put one or two under his skin so I never, ever lose him again. There’s also the Zeta tubes downstairs. We could show him the stars. We could buy him an observatory. Or empty the Aerospace Museum in Metropolis so he can have the entire thing to himself. We could also -”
“TIM!” Conner whisper yelled. “Try to calm down a bit. Let’s… let’s not get our hopes up. Not yet. Also… I love you Rob, but I can’t have you spiraling and going down a rabbit hole right now. I need you here, in the present.” Tim sighed. He got up so he could sit on the other side of Conner, that way he could lean against his boyfriend without disturbing Danny.
“You’re right. There’s a lot to do, a lot to plan for. It’s easy to get overwhelmed and to focus on the wrong things.”
***
It was positive.
Danny was THEIRS.
Tim was never going to lose his son again.
Danny slept deeply and soundly. The memories from his previous life swirled around in his brain. Jazz taking care of him. His fear of his parents. His fear of the government and the Guys in White. His love of his friends. Clockwork. Other ghosts. It was all a beautiful and at times scary kaleidoscope in his brain. When Danny rejoined the waking world, he was warm. He blinked slowly. It was dark. He sat up and looked around. There were two adults in the bed and he was in the middle, protected by them.
Wait, that was Conner and that one was Tim. Conner sat up. Tim grumbled, but didn’t wake.
“Good morning Danny. An early bird, huh?” he said with a grin. No. Yes? Maybe?
“Let’s get you some breakfast. Do your best to stay quiet, okay? We don’t want to wake Tim up. He never sleeps enough.” Danny nodded, following Conner off the bed. Danny squeaked in surprise as he was picked up and carried to the kitchen.
“How do eggs sound, buddy?” Man, Conner was cheerful in the mornings!
Conner let him help break the eggs and stir them so they became scrambled. He wasn’t allowed to help with cooking them on the stove. Conner told him all about how all of these eggs have come from his grandparents and their farm. How Danny would love to visit and have such a great time there. It sounded so nice. Their quiet morning was ruined when there was a crash from the bedroom. Conner tensed.
“Danny? Conner? DANNY?!?” Tim came racing around the corner, his eyes wide and hair disheveled. Upon seeing them, he fell to his knees, pulling Danny into his arms. It was - It was uncomfortable. He wiggled a little.
“I thought I’d lost you again,” Tim murmured into his hair. What? Conner was behind them now, having turned off the stove.
“It’s okay, Tim. We’re still here. He’s still here,” Conner reassured Tim.
Wait. Did this mean?
“Are you guys my parents?” Conner laughed.
“Yeah, yeah we are kiddo! I’m your dad and Tim’s your papa. Tim, he’s got your brain!” Conner exclaimed joyfully, squeezing Danny a little. Tim chuckled weakly.
“I bet we’re going to find out a whole bunch of things he got from both of us. Now, Danny. This is new. You don’t have to call us dad and papa yet. I know that can take some time. We did a DNA test, and you’re ours.” There was such a finality and surety in Tim’s voice.
Conner went back to making breakfast. Tim held Danny in his lap while seated at the table. His hand kept running through Danny’s hair. Danny squirmed. It was nice to be held, but he was antsy. He wanted to move! After breakfast, which was really, really good, Danny was let go, so he could roam. He was playing hide and seek with his parents Conner and Tim when there was a knock on the door. Tim tensed. Conner seemed to be a mix of excited and nervous. He got up and walked to the door, opening all the locks and throwing it open.
“Hey pops.” A bald man in a smart business suit walked into the apartment. He looked around, his eyes landing on Danny and Tim.
“Timothy. Good to see you.”
“Lex,” Tim greeted with a nod. The bald man walked closed and looked down at Danny.
“And who might this be?” Tim’s arms tightened around Danny. Oh come on! He’d just gotten free of Tim’s hold during breakfast!
“This is our son, Danny.”
“I can see that. How did he come to be? It’s been a while since you last dabbled in cloning, hasn’t it? Five years I’d say,” Lex mused. He walked over to the couch and sat down, crossing his legs and steepling his fingers.
“Pops!” Conner scolded. “Tim was under a lot of stress at that time. Plus… I don’t mind that Tim made Danny. Look at him. He’s perfect.”
“How sentimental,” Lex sneered. “I don’t know how you can accept this. It’s such concerning behavior.”
“Yeah? Like you didn’t do the exact same thing with Dad to make me,” Conner countered. What in the world was going on? What were they talking about? Was it how two men made a kid?
“Touche.” Tim picked Danny up and brought him over to Lex. No thanks. Danny didn’t want to be given to this rude and mean guy!
“Do you want to meet your grandson?” Tim sounded reluctant.
“Why yes, yes I would.”
“No!” Danny protested, clinging to Tim. That only seemed to amuse Lex.
“Already taking after Clark and Conner, I see,” he murmured. “Don’t worry kid. I won’t hold you long. Kids aren’t my forte. That’s why I aged Conner up.” Someone really needed to explain to Danny. He was missing so much context! He didn’t know a lot of what they were talking about!
“How did you keep him from me? Keeping me from my own grandson for five years. Why, if I had a heart, it’d be crushed.” Okay, so maybe being held by Lex wasn’t terrible. Not only that, but Lex was lying. He was hurt that Conner and Tim hadn’t told him about Danny! That actually made him feel a bit better about the man. He was just sarcastic.
“I… lost him. Yesterday was the first time I saw him since the day he was born. It was Conner’s first time seeing him. That’s something we need to figure out. Who took him, and how. I assure you. I would rather die than have Danny be taken from me, from us again,” Tim vowed in a soft and dangerous voice. Danny shivered. It was nice that he was that cared about though?
“Let me know if you need anything. I know you boys have plenty of money. I also have some contacts and resources you don’t. It would be best to solve this sooner rather than later,” Lex muttered. “Alright, I’ve had my fill of holding him.” Danny squirmed as he was lifted back up and given to Conner.
“Has Clark seen him yet?” Danny wrapped his arms around Conner’s neck and hid his face there.
“No, Dad hasn’t seen him yet. Don’t pops. I don’t want to hear you gloating in front of him. He’s a busy guy,” Conner warned. “Oh, I wasn’t. Not today at least. I’d rather rub it in that I was the first to see our grandchild and hold him when it’s just him and eye.”
“Gross. Keep your weird posturing and flirting to yourselves.”
“Tim. Does he have any clothes or toys yet?” Lex asked, ignoring Conner’s comment.
“There should be two orders of toys arriving today and four boxes of clothes too. It will be enough for the next two weeks or so as we develop a routine. I’ve been looking into different homeschooling and private school methodologies. Montessori is speaking to me.”
“Splendid. So happy that Conner’s with someone who’s more like me.”
Danny tuned them out as Conner pulled out some puzzle toys and began to play with him.
Ahhhh!!! I love this so much!
I love how helicopter parent Tim is rn, he'll most likely calm down after a while but right now he is hovering (and wanting to fix his past mistake of loosing his baby in the first place) while Conner is the calm parent at the moment.
I love how Lex is... just being a sarcastic jerk, Danny being unsure about him but understands sarcasm lol. And I can totally see him loading it over Superman that he got to hold Danny first too.
“They celebrated every year on April 3rd, the day Tim had removed Daniel from the artificial womb.”
😭😭😭 April 3rd!!! 😂😭😭
APRIL 3RD 😭😭😭😭😭
When an alert came through on his WayneTech watch, Tim grimaced and slapped a hand over it to stop it, shooting Danny and Con an apologetic look.
Danny's face scrunched up. "Don't like it. Bad sound," he grumped and Con chuckled, placing a piece of toast diagonally sliced in front of the kid.
Danny's face grew more unhappy as he flung the toast away from it with such vigor that it crumbled against the wall. "No toast. Toast is icky." He informed adamantly, and it was Con's turn to be befuddled.
"Kid, I need to introduce you to your Great Gran's fresh baked bread. If you're used to that store bought crap, I can understand the distaste."
"Alfred's is better," Tim volunteered absently as he read the alert. Then, one eyebrow quirked, he made eye contact with Con.
"Apparently Clark and Lois are coming and bringing Jon. They are in the area for work-"
"Oh is that what we're calling B these days?"
"Yuck! I don't need to know if our dads are as close as that."
Con snorted, water shooting out his nose as he choked on a sip of water.
"Dude! That's just- No! Why would you say something like that when you know I'll have to make eye contact in under half an hour?"
Danny blinked in confusion, staring back and forth at them.
"So Papa's Dad and Dad's Dad... they love each other?" Danny asked.
"Not that way; at least, not that I know of. It's just," Con paused for a moment before continuing, "Our families... they go way back. They spend time hanging out, Bruce gives Dad leads for work, that sort of thing."
Just then, there was a firm knock. "That'd be Lois. Dad would never knock that hard," Con stated with amusement, hoisting Danny onto his shoulder like a hay bale. "C'mon kid. Ready to see who you get your eyes from?"
Danny's shriek of delight had the door busting open, a very concerned middle aged man in spectacles charging in.
"I heard screaming- what's--" It was obvious when he registered it was a happy sound and not a distressed one as his shoulders slumped.
"I'll uh... I'll get a replacement," the man said, raking his hands through his hair in embarrassment before remembering what they were there for. His shoulders drooped further as he made contact with far younger eyes that were otherwise identical but impossibly wide with shock, fringed with Lex Luthor's anime-protagonist worthy eyelashes.
I really love when people add onto some of my old ideas and I get to reread the amazing things people made with it and the new addons. Oh how this makes my day!
I love this to bits. Love how a tiny bit unhinged Tim is, totally will go into his villain arc if anything happens to his baby and the fact Conner will just go with it if anything happens to Danny as well there will be no stopping them (especially if, and they will, convince Bart and Cassie to join them. The two totally wanna be Danny'a godparents btw)
I need to know the reactions everyone will have once Tim has to come clean about how Danny came to be. I'm sure everyone feels upset/worried/guilty for not helping Tim during that time about the noncon cloning/baby of a DEAD at the time Superboy but I'm sure Conner will tell them him and Tim have worked out that part of their relationship when it came to light between them.
Oh I bet Jon is gonna be ecstatic about being an 'uncle?' 'Cousin?' To Danny. He's so excited! I can see him begging his parents to let him buy Danny a gift, maybe a space teddy bear once they find out the kid adores space stuff. Or something like that.
Ugh this au is one of my favs still.
I keep thinking about Clockwork appearing in Amity Park in some horrific eldritch form with clocks or something to symbolize his power over time, and Danny (as Phantom) goes up to him all happy and smiling. Amity Park, at least the ghost hunters, are collectively like “Holy sh!t, is that his dad?! Have we been hunting this guy’s kid?!” and are already dreading the consequences of what would happen if they shot Phantom in front of whatever that thing is.
And yes, he was there to pick him up so he could take him to the ghost zone for some lessons on whatever.
Bonus points if Danny also goes space eldritch when he goes up to him, but is still much smaller than Clockwork.
*Amity Park comparing sizes:*
😳
Is Phantom a KID?!
🤯
*Dash, VERY excited at the possibility:*
Do you think he's OUR age?!?!
🤩
*Paulina, over the MOON at the idea:*
YES!!!!!!!!
😍
I won't have to worry about the age difference!!!!!
🥰
*Adults, thinking about some of the "malicious" stuff Phantom has done and now wondering if it was just a kid making mistakes:*
Holy cow, I think he IS.
😨
*Kids as a whole:*
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
😍🤩🥳
*Jack and Maddie:*
*Going over their notes, frantically wondering if they've EVER seen an adult ghost, besides the big one just now, and are now wondering if the "non-sentience" is possibly the baby ghosts still developing*
😨🤔😰
*It's a wrong theory ... but better than their non-sentient ghosts idea 😃*
*Jack and Maddie's new "baby ghosts don't have emotions yet, they develop like organs in unborns" aren't helped when they see what they KNOW are adult ghosts and NOW SEE the emotions and this "proves" their new theory is correct*
I just had an amusing thought come to mind:
*When they see Dan and see/find out he's an alternate/future version of Phantom*
*Amity Park:*
*Notes Dan's larger size*
We were RIGHT, Phantom IS a baby/kid!
😍
*Jack and Maddie:*
*Notes Dan's more open emotions*
WE WERE RIGHT! OLDER GHOSTS HAVE EMOTIONS AND BABY GHOSTS DON'T!!!!!!
🤩
The Fentons' theory of "baby ghosts don't have much emotions besides malicious ones" gets further "proven" when they witness Phantom attacking another ghost and finding sadistic pleasure in doing so. *Danny had a frustrating and weird day of the humans treating him differently. EVEN HIS PARENTS!*
Now the two hunters are wondering where the parents are and why they're allowing all these baby ghosts out.
They get their answer when they overhear some ghosts talking about enrichment and come to the wrong yet correct idea that the adults let their young into the human realm to witness and learn emotions!
They get more "proof" when they witness Phantom later apologizing to the ghost he attacked!
Why wouldn't Danny or Jazz learn this from their parents who love ranting about ghosts?
Because they don't want to worry them and they know how sympathetic their kids are twords the ghosts. WHICH THEY NOW *GET*!!
😍
They were hunting babies!!
🥺
can we have tv dramas set in college please. fucking nothing happens in hs man. now im in college and my friend got chased by feral hogs a week ago in the woods and its like the 5th craziest thing to happen this week
if anyone is wondering how this happened:
we told her not to go in hog territory at night
she went anyway cause she wanted to find an abandoned mine
she did not find an abandoned mine she found hogs because she went in hog territory at night
its what she likes to do
God forbid women do anything
✨✨ DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE ✨✨
✨✨ DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE ✨✨
Hmmmmmmmm
Again I am in a deaged Dani and Dan kick but lets mix in the idea of Danny being forced to attended a gala Vlad is hosting.
He deaged Dani and Dan and is making sure Danny can't do anything that will embarrass him during the gala via threatening them and putting an anti-ecto shock collar/watch/something on Danny to make him behave.
He just wasn't expecting the Bats, coughWaynescough, to start snooping around or for them to find the two hidden toddlers who are more than ready to make their 'daddy' pay for being a meanie to them and their 'mommy'
(Psst lets make the misunderstanding so much worse when someone, most likely Babs, looks up how long Vlad has been in Danny's life and how old the 'twins' are.)
Do theologians in Omegaverse worlds argue about what Jesus meant when he said "I'm the Alpha and the Omega"?
That makes a lot of sense, actually.
Does anyone know the history as to how that ended up in the bible? Idk, it seems weird that a judean guy who, by historical consensus, spoke aramaic, and possibly hebrew as well, would be using greek letters in a speech. Is this passage thought to be thrown in by the council of nicea on their own? Is this a bad translation and he said the first and last letters of aramaic which was made into greek letters for western audiences? Why is this in there at all? Has the history of this passage been traced as to how it ended up in the canonized version of the bible? I find this very strange that he’d be using greek letters and I gotta know how this came up
The historical Jesus is believed to have spoken Aramaic but the New Testament was written in Greek, likely by people educated in Greek literature and rhetoric.
They also wrote for a largely Greek-speaking audience since most Christian churches at the time were outside of Judea.
Also, that speech is from Revelations- so the Jesus saying that is in a vision seen by a guy imprisoned on a Greek island. (John of Patmos, historically identified with John the beloved disciple, and IIRC imprisoned by Domitian towards the end of the 1st century). So it’s… not really attributable to a historical Jesus.
Historical Jesus spoke Aramaic but Dehydration Hallucination Jesus can speak whatever he wants
I want more Dad!Tim stuff. (And once again a deaged Danny and Ellie idea)
So let's go do that.
So you know those DPxDC AUs where Tim makes a deal with either Clockwork or Danny to carry Ellie? Or Tim is a reborn Danny whose carrying Ellie instead (love these first btw) in order to get Bruce out of the time stream.
Well what about instead of just Ellie, it's both her and Danny.
Danny and Ellie who were badly hurt by the GIW that they both had to revert into their cores. They are saved by their friends/family and are taken to Frostbite. There they are monitored and looked after only until they can finally the reform but they run into a problem. The two can't return to their home dimension due to the GIW activity and they cant stay to long in the Infinite Realms cause they are still halfas. Then one day CW appears to speak with Frostbite over something important about the two.
Meanwhile in the DCverse.
Tim might have figured a way to save Bruce from the timestream. A being known as Clockwork might be able to help him if he manages to summon the powerful 'Ancient'.
However he knows summoning and requesting it's help he will have to pay a price.
If it means getting Bruce back he'll do it...
You know what would be really interesting?
If Clockwork gave Tim an Amulet of Aragon, under the principle that Tim would need it to defend himself.
Especially in the case against magic and ectoplasm based attacks and creatures. Of course, with the warning that he'd become an animal with poor control of his emotions. Until he trained himself, at least. Which means Tim occasionally trains with it around his twins. Cause Tim most definitely views them as his.
Actually. Wait.
What if Damian sees two giant 'pearls' in Tim's apartment? He broke in because he wanted to make sure Drake wasn't up to something, as the young man had gone quiet. When he walks over to examine the 'pearls' his only warning is a deep, predatory growl. Solely saved by his instincts from razor-like claws, ducking and leaping away.
What he saw was Drake looking every bit his name sake. His human face and body, but black scales decorated his cheek bones and the bridge of his nose they covered his neck and the backs of both his clawed hands. Drake's legs were bent at odd angles under his pants and a long, baggy hoodie concealed everything but his animalistic posture. His pupils were the slits you'd find on venomous snakes, while his teeth certainly matched.
Drake growled at Damian until the boy was against the wall, next to the window he had come from.
"Tt. Drake. I wouldn't have expected you to hoard treasure. I should have known, given your very name. Have you always been this? My Father is against Meta humans and Magic users. You know of this. Yet, you dared to sully my father's legacy?"
"Sssst-! Sss-ssss-stay a-wwwway frommmmm my nessst."
"You are using my Father's connections to even have this building! I do not care that you 'bought it'! You paid for it from being hired by my father!"
"I wwwill ri-P your spleen out and feeeeed it to you, if you do no-ot leave my clut-ch alone."
"Clutch?"
Tim could see the moment the brat realized.
"They are ...eggs? I will... Take my leave."
~
Tim disappears for a few months and comes back with twins. And Damian says nothing.
He most definitely wants to know how far transformation goes. Partly because Tim could be a danger. Partly because he actually wants to get to know the dragon his father adopted.
~
Kon remembers hearing about Tim trying to clone him. And Tim suddenly has twins? Yeah, he thinks they're his, until he asks and Tim laughs like he's ridiculous.
"They're mine. Just like with lizards, they are solely from me. No need to worry about suddenly becoming a parent."
Ooooooo I do love a good dragon!Tim idea as well. I can see Clockwork giving him the amulet and Damian wanting to 'observe' them lol like they're animals. Also out of the two I can see Ellie mimicking Tim whenever he goes 'dragon mode' more than Danny, cause some ghosts can shape-shift and I honestly can see Ellie having that unique ability out of the two, and mimics his dragon features, thus causing Damian to theorizes that females of Drake's blood have access to their dragon genes before the males lol.
As for Kon, omg I was hoping for someone to think on the same wavelength as me. I honestly wanted to mention the cloning stuff and how Kon would think the kids are his in some way but I just didn't find a spot to put it lol! Nice to know others are sharing the brain cell with me.
Lol, glad we're on the same wave! 🌊
I'm also just thinking about Kon being told Tim is a dragon. And his immediate thought is if Tim was using him as a basking rock everytime they hugged or something.
Damian accidentally makes Tim close to favorite brother. While Tim is gone, Damian makes a giant lizard enclosure. Dick's worried that it's for a komodo dragon or something. And Damian says it's for a type of dragon. Which has Dick thinking it's for a bearded dragon or something. Even if it's an enclosure the size of one of the Manor's rooms, it's at least contained and without a resident.
When Tim gets back and has twin babies strapped to him, everyone is stunned but Damian. Damian just tells Tim that he made a room to suit a larger lizard, and didn't know what would suit a dragon.
Bruce and Dick are confused. Until Tim reveals that he became a dragon after pulling Bruce from the time stream.
Dick: "Who's the mom?"
Tim: "Me."
Dick: "Oh. I thought you were born male?"
Tim: "I was."
Dick: "O....kay. Who's the dad?"
Tim: "Also me."
Damian: "Some lizards reproduce asexually. I am not as surprised as I would have been if you actually had a partner."
Dick: "That's pretty harsh, Dami."
Tim: "Nah. That's completely fair. I'd have probably either tried to cannibalize them or constantly need them with me while I'm going through all these hormones."
Damian: "Fascinating."
Dick: "... I should warn Kon."
OMG I love the idea of Tim just not telling anyone how he got Danny and Ellie and just letting everyone come up with their own narrative. Its so Tim. Also I love the idea of Tim just... agreeing with Damian over his partner choice, like Tim has actually thought it over and just goes 'Yeah, a partner for me would had been bad, I would had either been too clingy to let them go OR I would had straight up eaten them like a female pray mantis after its mated.'
Tim and Damian somehow, someway becoming brothers is also my fav thing. Even with all the bad blood between them, they somehow grow close. Damian also wants to know how long it will be for the twins to actually start turning into dragon's themselves.
Bruce just going, "This explains so much."
In reference to Tim becoming obsessed with the Bat Family and literally stalking them. Dick also comes to the same conclusions.
Like, sure. Tim could only transform into a dragon after being exposed to magic frequently. Makes sense. He probably was a descendent of a dragon and the gene only activated because of the extreme, magic based, stress. Dick also uses this to explain why only Tim noticed the abnormalities in Time and that Bruce wasn't dead.
Tim corrects no one
He does actually really like the basking rock Damian got him, though. It's big enough to let several seals bask, if it was in a zoo enclosure instead of Wayne Manor. Damian even had the Kryptonian sun lamps added in. Red Sun was nice to fall asleep in. Yellow sun is nice for casual basking. Blue sunlight was hell on his human skin, but his dragon form loved it. Eleanor loved sunbathing. Daniel could only handle Red Sun for long periods of time.
The reason was shown when Danny sneezed and shot out icicles.
Both the babies have fangs and drip venom on areas around them when they play. They also make sure to let people know when they are not allowed near cause they'll open their mouths as wide as possible to show off their teeth. Damian notes that this is actually common among lizards when they feel threatened.
Tim's just laughing at how easy this all was. And everyone's reaction is hilarious.
Honestly, what if there was dragon blood in Tim's bloodline? I wouldn't be surprised if Clockwork knew about the dragon blood in Tim's bloodline lol. He just helped jump started it back up and it works out in his favor since dragons are PROTECTIVE of their young and thats what he needs for both Danny and Ellie to have since they have to grow up again (or rather Danny does, this is Ellie's first actual life instead of being aged up.)
Tim doesn't realize it until he activates some dragon abilities without wearing the amulet. And even then it takes months for him to acknowledge it cause he's in denial.
When someone asks why Danny doesn't seem to be like him or Ellie, Tim makes up an excuse that Danny is a rarer dragon baby, a ice dragon. It happens sometimes, very rare.
I love the idea of Danny and Ellie rough housing with each other, little chirps and growls with fangs, tiny claws that don't break skin but sting.
(Also, side note, isn't there an AU where someone had an idea of DP ghosts being dragons?! hmmm)
What if the JLD find out and deem him an endangered species?
And maybe, Tim had to give drops of his own blood everyday to the Cores, so they are actually Tim's biological kids. Technically. They needed human DNA to reconstruct their human halves.
I... could make the whole situation worse?
They only registered as half from Tim. So they know it's technically not asexual reproduction. When it's said by Tim that he had them as a result of pulling Bruce out of the Time Stream, there's a moment of horror where they all assume that Tim made a deal (which is true) that he doesn't remember (which is not true) to get Bruce back.
Once they do find the deal and who it was done by? Clockwork, AKA Kronos.
Diana is kinda stoked to have a new aunt and uncle, even if they are younger than her. Shazam is trying to disassociate from all the Greek gods in him screaming in horror.
THE CHAOS YES
I love the idea of Tim having to use his own blood on Danny and Ellie's core, what if that is something Clockwork told him he had to do in order to stabilize them in the human realms and let them become halfas upon birth/hatching. It was required for them to be in the DC realm. Thus its how they have Tim's DNA.
Again I love the idea of everyone coming up with their own narrative, with Tim giving very little to nothing info, about the truth, he just sits backs and watches as everyone else runs around like headless chickens as he holding his kids and purring/rumbling at them in amusement.
Imagine if Dan comes to check on Danny and Ellie? Also to see the person who fixed their world's Time Stream.
At first, people question if he's actually the father and not Clockwork. But then he calls the twins his baby siblings. And congratulations Tim on being a badass that threatened to rip Clockwork to pieces. Tim's confused, cause he made a fair deal, and didn't threaten the Ancient of Time.
But in Dan's point of view, the original time line gets fractured because of Tim. That's the equivalent of punching the Ancient in the face. Repeatedly.
Dan adding fuel to the fire is amazing. No one is expecting him or his words.
Tim is then dubbed one of the scariest people if he 'treatened' the very Ancient of Time. Everyone is freaking out, everyone BUT Young Justice who just nod and say "You are just figuring this out now?"
Cause they know Tim, they know him as Robin, their Rob. He's mister 'I have sneaked a batmoblie in the batarang budget' and 'I lie to Batman to his face' they have seen and witnessed him do crazy things.
Dan, once he gets info on how the people of this world is viewing Tim and the twins, just feral grins and decides to add even more unhinged rumors btw. This is going to be fun for him.
There has never been an image of Jonathan Constantine in which he looks more like a fish
