Marvel, DC, Multiple Anime, Tolkien, Narnia, etc AO3 - rebeccastilinski fanfiction.net - argentkunoichi
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aang: violence is unproductive, and the antithesis of —
sokka, talking over him: because watching Zuko’s dad get his shit rocked by teen Caillou definitely made ME feel good. and if you do something that makes people happy, doesn’t that mean it’s a good thing?
aang: . . . that’s not how it works but thank you.
Gyatso that night at dinner: I received an interesting call today.
Aang, sweating: oh wow crazy how that happens isn’t it? Technology is amazing
Gyatso: It was from your school. They were calling to tell me that you’ve been assigned after school detention for the next month because you beat up a grown man on campus today. Would you like to tell me your side of the story?
Aang: it was Zuko’s dad and he deserved it
Gyatso, who had a speech about the perils of succumbing to violence prepared but who also knows all about what a dirtbag Ozai is bc of his weekly brunches w Iroh:
it's also honestly my experience that the people most dedicated to pacifism are the people who most want to solve problems by punching someone, and who are Really Good at punching someone, but by having that skillset quickly realize its incapable of solving most problems.
There is ONE problem you can definitely solve through violence, and it's when you meet a person who thinks that what they're doing - while wrong and even evil - is societally without consequences. I mean, what's going to happen? You gonna punch him in the face? you're not gonna punch him in the face. no one is. he's invincible.
Aang, meeting Ozai, realizes that this is a man who has never feared being punched in the face for his actions. Aang solves this problem.
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“A kiss may be grand, but it won’t pay the rental, on your humble flat, or help you at the automat.”
Like literally the most famous song about how much girls love jewellry is just explaining the importance of getting jewellry for when your partner leaves you penniless and alone.
The founder of Girl Scouting in the US, Juliette Gordon Low, funded her first troop by selling her pearl necklace, which was her only belonging after her husband died and left everything to his mistress.
She founded Girl Scouts to teach girls self-sufficiency so they wouldn’t have to go through what she went through when her husband died and she didn’t know how to take care of herself.
While we’re on the subject, let’s please also remember that historically disenfranchised communities who had to worry about frequently being run out of town often bought expensive jewelry with their limited funds not because they were greedy or tacky or classless, but rather because you can’t sew a real estate investment into the lining of your coat, and the powers that be can’t freeze a diamond necklace the way that they can freeze a bank account.
So, for whatever reason, the Justice League are fighting Phantom, thinking he's evil or suspicious and trying to bring him to the watchtower or whatever, but of course Phantom isn't cooperating, either not trusting the JL/being bitter they didnt show up to help Amity Park/whatever
UNTIL... One of Clockworks' notes show up, and Phantom pauses to read it, before surrendering to the JL, saying he'll follow them.
Now obviously, the JL are confused and suspicious, but eventually come to the (wrong) conclusion that Phantom is just a lackey or something, and that the person who wrote the note is the real mastermind manipulating this poor innocent super-powered teenager.
Danny finds this all either hilarious, or stupid. Probably both.
Phantom swiftly avoids yet another attempt from Wonder Woman to get him in her lasso. He doesn't think it would work on ghosts, but he's not willing to try his luck here. He low-key would like to send all of them flying. They hadn't been around for any of the crazy shit that has gone down in the last year, and now that they finally show up they want to take him in?
He knew he should have let Technus destroy all the digital news declaring him a public enemy. It must be why the absent heroes decided to come and take him down. If only the ghost wasn’t also trying to take over the school news site just when Sam was publishing her own article on plant-based meal alternatives, he would have.
“Son, I suggest you surrender yourself before we are obligated to escalate things,” Superman says.
“You're not obligated to do anything, you asshole!" Phantom screeches, sending a wall of ectoplasm their way to force them to take a step back.
A batarang makes its way around the wall, damn its boomerang properties, but Phantom simply turns intangible and glares at Batman, who only narrows his eyes in return. The dull object eventually passes through Phantom and back into its owner's hand. This is ridiculous.
Phantom was halfway to opening his mouth to tell the heroes to leave him alone again when the note appeared. It somehow managed to stop the heroes in their tracks as well. Everyone looked confused at the floating Post-it note. Phantom grabbed the Post-it, mostly annoyed.
“They'll take you to space. Also, destroy this note. :)” Phantom stared for a minute at what was probably the most direct instruction he had ever received from the Ancient.
He groaned. “Whatever.” He crumpled the paper into a ball and tossed it into his mouth. The piece of paper quickly dissolved into tasteless ectoplasm. He placed his hands over his head and then said, “All right, I'm all yours.” Clocky better be right about the space thing, or he's mauling him.
The heroes looked to one another, unsure. Then Martian Manhunter flew closer to him, taking cuffs from a compartment in his suit that shouldn't have been able to hold them. A bit over a year ago Danny would have been delighted to meet the man, and a part of him was still amazed by the alien, but he felt mostly annoyed right now.
“Please bring your hands to the front, young one,” the Martian said, softer than Phantom thought he would be for someone they perceived as a villain.
He raised an eyebrow. “Shouldn't it be behind my back?” he asked, slowly bringing his hands to the front anyway.
“If you're coming willingly, I see no reason not to offer you the most comfortable option,” Martian Manhunter stated simply as the cuffs clicked shut.
“I believe the most comfortable option would be without cuffs,” Phantom scoffed in return. He probably shouldn't be poking at the leniency he was being shown for some reason, but he still hated the whole situation.
“We can discuss options depending on your behavior,” Batman said before Martian Manhunter could say anything else.
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Martian Manhunter glanced at the teen who was glaring daggers at the Javelin's window. They had tried to ask about the note that had appeared out of nowhere, but the teen had simply looked away with pursed lips, refusing to speak a word from the moment they boarded the aircraft.
More often than not, young villains tended to be misdirected or acting out from pain. Powers rarely came without grievances, and even less so those that were visually notable. It didn't justify their actions, but it did mean that a push in the right direction and some support were often enough to help them leave villainy behind. And Martian Manhunter, despite being unable to read Phantom's mind, could feel a great deal of anger and sadness coming from him.
But what had once seemed to be a normal intervention became far more worrying once the note appeared. A teen lashing out on his own is one thing. A teen receiving directions from someone is something entirely different. Powered minors are especially vulnerable to being groomed into a life of villainy.
What's even more worrying is how readily this person not only asked Phantom to give himself up, but how easily the teen agreed. They'll have to consider whether this person holds blackmail over the kid's head, or if the kid is mentally that deep under their control.
It also raises the question of why this person would want Phantom to surrender himself. Are they hiding something bigger and using Phantom as a distraction? Or are they hoping to use Phantom to acquire information about them?
The mode of communication is also deeply troubling. None of them had been able to detect where the note had come from, or that it would appear at all. Even if none of them practiced magic, they had been around it often enough to usually be able to pinpoint it, but there had been nothing there.
Martian Manhunter sighed mentally. He's sure Batman would remain paranoid about this person spying on them, or gaining information through Phantom, until they proved that wasn't the case. He can't even blame him for this one.
The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.
Every time I go they put me in a chair and they say look into this machine there's a hot air balloon or a farmhouse in there and I do and I'm like you're right I see it and they're like yeah keep admiring that hot air balloon or farmhouse and I do and I'm like this shit's quaint as fuck and then do you know what happens next they attack me they jumpscare me with air directly into my eyeballs and i fall out the chair and they say sorryyyy but they're NOT they wanted this to happen they KNEW about the jumpscare well now I'm wise to it now I know better when I go in and they say look at this bodacious hot air balloon I'm like NO WAY DUDE that balloon wishes me harm have at thee and I attack them and push them on the ground and spit on them
Prism was having a nice morning when her bestie decided to Facetime her. What she sees is a panicking Flambae and in the background on his bed is... Mecha Man? Mecha Man drooling on Flambae's nice pillow? Mecha Man completely naked except for mask and gloves? Holy shit? How did this happen? Flambae doesn't remember, he was drunk. He hates Mecha Bitch! But he can't just burn to crisp a guy he obviously slept with, he has standards. Prism didn't have her morning coffee yet so she is not ready to deal with this. But hey, at least her bestie isn't whining about his failed marriage with Robert, so progress
I’m guessing Prism is going to look at the picture of the guy and realize wait…I know tho freckles and scars…Is Robert Mecha man or did he just dress up as him and hook up with his ex without taking them off and her besties just an idiot.
Victor screaming Robert Korean middle name robertson.. What the f are you doing sleeping with Flambae. Robert sitting straight up slightly sleepy voice Victor embarrassing middle name White. Eww Robert put a shirt on you are flashing us dude. Well I wasn't expecting to wake up to a conference call with my cousin and his friends. Flambae slack jawed is that why you're so hairy dude. Really that's your first thought during this whole video call.
Alice who is holding the brain cell: Wait! Roberto is your cousin? Like actually blood related to you?
Victor who is immediately defensive because of her tone: Yes he is my cousin! Our mom’s were full blooded sisters! It’s just Aunt Elizabeth was not a hybrid and Robert takes after her abc Uncle Robbie…how is he is by the way still a jerk.
Robert still half asleep: He’s been dead since I was 15 but yeah he was still not great right up until the last minute…
Victor: UNCLE ROBBIE’S DEAD! Wait…*suddenly remembers why Bae called in the first place* UNCLE ROBBIE WAS MECHA MAN ASTRAL! ABD WAS STILL A HYBRID HATING HYPOCRITE?!?
Robert: yes abd no. He WAS MM:Astral but he wasn’t easiest against hybrids…he just let you guys think that after what GrandBat Said to Pops after he came out…
Victor:Who?
Robert: Your Aunt Elizabeth was trans Vic like me. GrandBat didn’t like that and told him that he’d rather have a Dead Daughter and Granddaughter than a living Son abd grandson. Neither of my Dad’s wanted me around that so when Dad told your mom Elizabeth was dead he meant Elizabeth White was dead. He actually changed his name.
Victor: Wait then…is Aunt errr MY UNCLE ALIVE?!
Robert:…he is his name is Elliot Conners and before you ask yes Pops shot and killed Dad. He…he was beating him and claimed it was self defense but nobody really believed him… and while it didn’t make it right I can’t entirely blame him….
Mal/Prism/Bae: YOUR DAD IS SHROUD/THE LEADER OF THE RED RING?!
Alice: Bitch why didn’t you tell us this?!? You having hybrid heritage AND YOUR DAD being the biggest supervillain in the state of California is not something you hide from your husband and bestie of 2 years!
Victor: Husband!?!? Robert my favorite cousin from childhood because he once bit a karen who was being mean to me IS THE EX HUSBAND bae won’t shut up about when we go out drinking? The one he gets all pathetic about?
First off why dose it matter that I'm part hybrid. Not like I'm going to grow fur and start hanging from the roof. Second I would bite anyone for Victor and third grandbat said if either me or my mother contacted him again he would hurt us. We were already disappointments for being normal. Also just saying this now Vic I love you and auntie but I rather dive into hell fire then see grandbat again. Also fourth and final Flambae you pushed for the divorce after claiming I cheated on you with Mecha man didn't even let me explain. I thought last night was I miss you sex not revenge sex.
Victor: Robert trust me when I say the moment mom learns what he did there isn’t going to be a GrandBat left to fear. Also hang tight dude I’ll be over at Bae’s house in a minute and pick u up. Bae Fuck you for using my cousin!
Mal immediately makes a portal and Victor give his cousin one of his Harvard hoodies and gym shorts while Mal physically blocks bae from getting close to Robert before leading him thru the portal back to Victor’s place were Alice still is. But before they can ask her to leave she gives Robert a hug and tells him that Bae is a bigger idiot than usual… making clear she’s on their side. So she’s allowed to stay provided she joins in on bitching about Bae.
Who just realized just how much he just fucked up…abd should that night lead to Rob being Pregnant….
Auntie we ride at dawn bitches. Grandbat is about to see a family revolution already to kick his ass . If Robert did end up pregnant and it's a hybrid I could see Flambae drunk whispering Robert cheated on me with a hybrid only for Prism to smack him hard across the head shouting he his a hybrid yu idiot 🤣.
Perfect reason for the baby to be Adele to prove without a shadow of a doubt Robert’s Sonar’s cousin…or the baby could be the firey Rose who Robert named after his wonderful aunt who put the fear of god in both Grandbat AND SHROUD!
Victor is very hesitant about talking to him mom. So sending the world's longest text too her. You could here her screaming what from across town then I'm going to kill those idiots. Then Robert looking over his shoulder ow ya I forgot about my sister we might want to add that. Victor grabbing Roberts shoulders what sister...
Robert: ok so like the day before I heard pops talking and trying to figure out how to tell me and Dad that after a really bad fight I few years back he when to a bar got really drunk and the next morning he didn’t wake up in the hotel room he grabbed but a woman’s bed….he found out just before he ended up shooting my Dad that his artificial dick worked a little too well and the woman got pregnant and after looking into it he’s pretty sure the ladies kid is his and that he’s sorry but he has a bad feeling about the step dad so he wants to step in….
Victor slacked jawed while Mal and prism are dieing in the corner. Victor tried he found out his uncle was alive and apparently was so smart he grew a new part that was fully working. Robert you are telling my mom this because I'm not telling her yo auntie which is know uncle had a scientific break through and accidentally made life.
So this definitely happens a little before Robert becomes their dispatcher…and the explosion! What do you think the reaction when Visi joins the team and is immediately dragged to medical and finds out she’s half hybrid, her new batty teammate is her cousin, and finally Mecha man is her half brother and currently in a coma but he is stable rn. (She now feels super guilty)
She probably even confesses to Robert while he’s in the coma and if Robert hears it he’s going to probably tell her that he will forgive eventually…
I think Shroud would be hiding Robert. He's infact sending Invisigal to Blond blazer making her think she's running away from the red ring . Coupè just happened to over hear the story because Blond blazer left her door open. She doesn't know 100%. Invisigal is still invisbitch. In fact she thinks she's helping dad by setting the bomb in the wrong place before the suit explodes. The rage of what did you do before he starts screaming like a actually mad man. Looking at her in disgust and rage ready to attack. Because he was hopping to make Robert forget who he was to nurse him back to heath. Not kill him.
Could be a interesting show down at the hospital. Robert changed his emergency contact to Victor. Victor rushing to his hospital room only to find a older man standing over Robert talking about moving Robert that night. Like hell they are who the fuck are you and what are doing to my cousin. Only for him to turn around mumbling about how inconvenient this is then he swings at Victor. Victor not knowing what's going on decides need to protect Robert putting himself between Robert and the dude while Mal calls 911.
Victor:…UNCLE ELLIOT! How dare you do try this shit!
Shroud who had no idea Victor was up to date: Thank you for not misgendering me. But I’m still taking your cousin somewhere safer!
Victor: Safd is away from the person who thinks hiding themselves their child and their affair baby away is a good strategy!
Shroud who is trying to figure out how Victor knows about Courtney, since he has no idea Robert heard him talking to himself that day… only before the police get there something even scarier appears behind him.
Exactly Elliot knows his chances of surviving his sister’s wrath are even slimmer than Robert making a full recovery without complications…. He ain’t risking it
Elliot is still planning on sneaking Robert out. But Robert definitely won't be happy waking up in the middle of a red ring hospital. Victor and his mom are trying to find Shroud while keeping Robert safe.
Ok but if shroud actually managed to get Robert out of the hospital, test results need to come back saying Robert is definitely pregnant. And Victor being the big brain he is, is definitely going to connect Robert’s pregnancy to the night he spent with bae that led to him reuniting with Robert…now the only question is should he tell bae not only is his ex husband in a coma but he’s currently missing and is carrying his Child
Good point this also means BatMom and Flamama can work together to educate their idiots! And terrorize Torrance together!
Flamama: Don’t worry we’ll Find them and when we do…*pulls out a cast iron skillet*
BatMom: Impressive but my brother is unfortunately going to dodge….
Watches as Flamama heats up the skillet with her powers….
Flamama: My husband has a thing about Fire gets him excited so when he found out that his gorgeous girlfriend has Fire powers he ran to get me a ring….
BatMom silently grabs her baseball bat,:This is the start of a beautiful friendship!
Robert, when he wakes up and sees the drama around him: Everyone out. Leave me alone. I want my privacy. All out except the father of my child, we need to talk
Danny: Alfred do you have a minute to talk privately?
Alfred: Certainly, Master Danny. How can I be of service?
Danny: Okay *Deep breath* You know how Bruce is known as a playboy airhead and I'm his whimpy, scared-of-everything younger brother to the public?
Alfred: Yes, your personas to misdirect the public are quite entertaining to watch.
Danny: Well, I realize a flaw in my persona.
Alfred: Oh?
Danny: I'm supposed to be scared of my own shadow, so how am I supposed to flirt with someone when I'm acting like being outside the manor is the equivalent of stepping outside a sanctuary during a zombie apocalypse?
Alfred: Hmm? Can you clarify?
Danny: It's just-! There was this really attractive guy at the Gala, and I was acting like the usual Whimp Wayne, so every time he stepped closer, I had to scramble away. How am I supposed to meet someone like that?
Alfred: This may come as a shock to you... But no one is making you put on an act like that. You could simply act like the intelligent, charming man I know you are.
Danny: That doesn't make any sense.
Alfred: Where am I losing you?
Danny: I established a person that the media knows and recognizes. How can I just be someone else?
Alfred: ....You what, just ask Master Bruce to pick your outfit at the next gala. He'll have you in a vest corset or something. That'll get you a man. You can just manipulate him into a corner where you can drop the line "no one has ever made me feel this comfortable before," or something.
Danny: Oh! Great idea! Thanks, Alfred!
Alfred, turning to Martha's and Thomas' portrait: You made some stupid ass kids.
Oh, oh, this. She was sooooooooooooooooooooooooo going to rub this in Danny's face when she tells him.
She ignored the sputtering sounds the sad soul torn trench coat man gave or the "Constantine, you said they'd not be able to leave the circle!" from the man dressed in his bat fursona as she stepped out of the summoning and containment circle and floated towards Martian Manhunter.
"Hey soooo, would you mind signing something for me? I wanna tease my temple back home. Space Nerd had finals this week and I got picked to answer his Kingly summonings for him and these have been annoying to show up to. Also he totally ate the leftovers I was saving and tried blaming Cujo, gotta get back at him for that."
in modern day it's very easy to look at batman and be like "WHAT was this guy doing. Insane choice. You do NOT have to fight crime this way" but then you learn literally anything about the US in 1900-1939 and you're like "oh a batman terrifying people would have actually for real improved the situation"
"what did batman do to improve Gotham in ANY WAY that Bruce Wayne couldn't"
Batman is breaking into your landlord's apartment and and saying they would be seeing Batman EVERY NIGHT until they got running water in the apartment building, there are literal plague rats running around
Batman is solving crimes the police ignore due to sexism and racism, finding the perpetrators, and dangling them off a roof, promising if they ever do that again, he will also dangle them off a roof again
Batman is breaking into mafioso bedrooms, tying them up, gluing 500 individual feathers onto them, then taking pictures and sending them to every big newspaper chain in the country to remind people that the ones they're afraid of are still only men
Then he finds police officers on the take and glues feathers to all their uniforms so they can't walk around without everyone knowing they are also associated with the chicken mafia, what a loser.
He is seeing violent crime happen on the streets and swooping in to get in the way as it is happening. Extortion, assault, murders-- get good, assholes, your crime is witnessed and you have been punched in the face, AND he's going to tip off the police commissioner who last year started listening. He is blowing up a mobster weapons depot so they have fewer guns on the street.
Bruce Wayne can help when the system is working. And Batman gets to work when the system does not.
Danny's core gets partially shattered with the shards scattered across the world. The JL are tasked by Clockwork to pull an Inuyasha and set out to gather the shards so that Danny's core could be repaired.
When the Ancient of Time had come to them, the JL wasn't sure what they were expecting, maybe some kind of threat, or to be told there was an imminent danger, but they certainly weren't expecting to told to recover the shards of a crystal artifact, about the size of a golfball, glowing and pulsing with a faint energy even as shards. Batman hadn't trusted it, had wanted to know what the artifact was and what it did, why it had been destroyed and why it was so important that the being of Time itself had them out to retrieve the rest of the shards, but they had no choice, and no member of the JL dark could identify the artifact as it was, so they set out, and eventually managed to track down the last piece. On returning all the fragments, they seemed to pull towards each other, like they were wishing to be whole again. as all but the final piece were rejoined, the being of time appeared, and gently clutched the artifact to their chest, placing the last piece with a near silent whisper of “my son, you were so strong, it’s ok now, i found you.” before vanishing.
So thinking of my AU with LBH pretending to be SQH (Link here) only Moshang.
LBH after returning from abyss decides to bridenap/steal away SQQ. Only he needs to make sure no one notices so decides he's going to use artifact to glamor MBJ to pretend to be SQQ.
LBH: It's fine just stay in the bamboo house and hide behind a fan and look annoyed at everyone they'll think he's maybe qi deviated back to whoever he was before... maybe it'll stop LQG hanging around.
MBJ isn't happy but LBH isn't giving him much choice, he just tells SQH he's pout on a mission and to take care of the North.
MBJ is sitting around sulking in this boring house and annoyed cause he wanted to spend time with Qinghua... only for SQH to walk in calling him 'bro' and MBJ is mad at how close SQH is to SQQ until SQH instantly starts talking about his king.
MBJ just sitting face blank as Qinghua gushes about him, how handsome his king, and how much of a brat he is leaving him to do all the work while out a mission he's lucky he's handsome enough to get away with it ect ect. Qinghua is equal parts complaining and praising him.
Apparently not realizing he's been courting him??
It isn't until SQH gets a good look at SQQ without fan and.... that isn't his bro's bitchy look... Oh gods he knows that bitchy look....
Bonus: MBJ calls in a favor from SHL and now she's stuck pretending to be SQQ while MBJ bridenaps his human.
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