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Stephanie, 23. INTJ. Avid fan of awful jokes and terrible puns. Known for my awkward stories.

[proteinmom]

task manager kill this man

[kyorru]

moo deng i will die for you

[archivegeo-deactivated20260222]

got a major pest problem this year actually

[scienceshenanigans]

[seajaee]

Current mood: Bob Belcher saying ‘oh my god’

[adalovelacesuggestions]

You could power every modern day computer with how much Ada Lovelace rolls in her grave every time people talk about "girl math."

[ashstfu]

[wellwaterhysteria]

floating down the river styx on an inflatable donut and high-fiving all the lost souls i pass. i’m on vacation

[ex0skeletal-undead]

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[thischick25]

[meme-train-choochoo]

[trickstertime]

I think about this post every time I wash my sheets

[thyrell]

i dont "use" tumblr im just here

[phantomrose96]

#this is my room

[o-lanterns]

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

[incandescent-creativity]

Hubble’s view of the Carina Nebula, from the 2007-2009 era I think?

JWST’s view of the same nebula, July 12, 2022

[slutdge]

girl youre not better than everyone just because you dont use tiktok

yes i am

[programmerhumour]

There is always some disconnect

[greelin]

openly lusting for kitchenware and home goods that you will never be able to afford

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

actually it’s complete bullshit that humans can’t simply eat 14,000 calories in one sitting and then just not be hungry for a week. that’s a major design flaw and I want to speak with a customer representative

[opalescent-potato]

*kneeling down beside my bed to pray *

“Representative! REPRESENTATIVE!”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ajsjdhks what’s the atheist version of this?

[venr0sthesqueakquel]

*holds a gun up to the sky* can i speak with your manager

[marsup]

one time in high school my french teacher told the class that his grandmother died and a kid in the class said “je regrette :(“ and the french teacher burst out laughing and was like “you’re gonna wanna say desolé in this context because je regrette means like…. my bad”

[m-dreamer-is-trans-inclusive]

You're laughing, he confessed to your grandmothers murder and you're laughing.