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i swear i'll update my other fic sometime guys I Swear

if i look back, i am lost

shark vs the universe
almost home
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Jimmy Eat World
Cosimo Galluzzi
macklin celebrini has autism
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bliss lane

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Phantogram Three
sheepfilms
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oozey mess
One Nice Bug Per Day
The Bowery Presents
noise dept.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
i swear i'll update my other fic sometime guys I Swear
go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish
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Mount Grefell National Park in Australia
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BRASIL ☝️☝️☝️🏆🏆🇧🇷
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Ocean but like very close to Heard and McDonald's Islands so I could maybe swim to them and live
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Antarctic ice shield, Antartica.
posting this for everybody who doesnt know how to use a fucking 4 way stop sign
This was explained to me by an American friend: "4-way stops have a sorting algorithm that everyone is required to learn during their drivers test, and literally no-one ever uses it."
one of my father’s hindu colleagues was surprised that my family didn’t make everyone say a christian prayer before we sat down to eat dinner. we were like “….this is your house.” and she laughed and said that her christian friends “make” her pray all the time. like what the fuck. how fucking rude can you be to make the host pray to your god. you are in their fucking house.
I say this as a former Christian
Christians will deadass claim to be oppressed but feel comfortable and safe enough to:
Force non-Christians to pray to the Christian God in their own fucking homes
Go door-to-door to proselytize
Call people to proselytize
Take classes to proselytize (my mythology teacher actually dealt with this, and now has to include a warning on the first day of class)
Cross the fucking ocean to proselytize
Openly tell people they think they are going to Hell
Insist that their beliefs should influence the law
Get all pissy if someone says this isn’t a Christian nation, but a beautifully mixed one.
Have radio stations built around their religion
Have movies based on their religion
And fucking everything else
In short, Christian Supremacy needs to be addressed and religious imperialism stopped.
Girl are you the Hays Code the way you consider media irredeemable if it depicts anything that strays away from the norm you're comfortable with or depicts anything morally questionable without definitively condemning it and anyone associated with it, therefore creating worse stories and content and making it difficult for people to engage with complicated issues from a nuanced and controlled perspective?
what common theme do your "stress dreams"* share?
something to do with school
hospitals
living situation (finding a new place to live or dealing with a previous one)
financial struggle
being lost
vehicles (driving/crashing)
social shortcomings
in trouble with the law (running from police, etc)
relationship or friendship issues
ALL of the above (or a majority)
NONE of the above (answer in tags)
*"stress dream" = dreams you get when under large amounts of stress or anxiety irl, that may or may not relate to your current situation irl.
bring on that big sugar crystals sugar they put on the muffins. Where can i get ahold of That sugar
bring it on!
I'm sorry what
yeah i dont think any animal control person would actually abide by this
You know things must be going bad, when Obama has to come save his ass again.
the experienced Yemen bomber has to come in and help the amateur
i think a LOT of you with chronic conditions should learn this one magical phrase to get your hospital doctor to shit his entire pants, which is leaving the room and saying "im going to go discuss your behavior with the ethics committee, i think you might need a reminder of what your job is"
examples of when this would get a doctor to shit himself: if he mentions that you need to loose weight, go straight to the ethics committee and ask if its ethical to withold treatment until weight is lost, the answer is no and they know this. if a nurse etc, wont wear a mask and you NEED them to, the ethics committee, upon review of the case, will not be happy many such cases, remember that doctors and nurses at hospitals have an Oversight Board
Dale Cooper, emerging from his 25 year stint in the Black Lodge: Oh boy I can’t wait to see my favorite sheriff and loving husband, Harry S. Truman!
that may be true for the president but for the Twin Peaks character it is short for Sensual
"Blorbo from my shows" no. Blorbo from my BA. Blorbo from my major. Blorbo from my primary source document.
I expected the weird answers like machiavelli and napoleon but the amount of people naming their real life university professors is unprecedented
i miss vhs tapes and cds i miss feeding my computers and tvs yummy treats. now theyre eating nothing. theyre being born without mouths
i miss vhs tapes and cds i miss feeding my computers and tvs yummy treats. now theyre eating nothing. theyre being born without mouths
one of my favorite books as a kid was this one on speculative zoology/evolution that I loved so much I borrowed it to the point my school had to chase me up on returning it several times. it influenced my early creature art and design and pushed me to delve into my own specbio (on dragons. no surprises there). I loved the informatic entries, all their little lore bits and ecological adaptations; the wild color palettes, their weird little shapes. it was called The New Dinosaurs, by Dougal Dixon.
there were two more books in the series that my school didn’t have, which is either a blessing or a curse, because the third book in the set is called Man After Man.
which contains this.