Noodle

mostly DC posts, rambles and shitposts, feel free to talk ^^

[snersona]

jr detective

[damisaybats]

outifts in my wardrobe

[stephforl1fe]

I firmly believe in fem4butch stephcass, except the line for who’s the butch and who’s the femme in the relationship are always a little blurry because cass is a bit of a gym rat who loves her jorts but is always down for a good sundress.

Meanwhile Steph is hyper femme and maximalist in her style but when it’s the right type of day goes full Adam Sandler baggy shirts and gym shorts.

[stephforl1fe]

I can really see Damian working in a craft store as a part time probably either as a dare or a lesson from Bruce or something and he’s just completely fed up with it.

——————

*Damian restocking shelves*

Random customer: hello do you know where the plywood is?

Damian: oh we don’t sell that here, there’s a hardware store across from us or we have smaller planks if that wor-

Random customer: -no I remember you guys definitely sell plywood

Damian: *sighing* so it’s gonna be one of those type of days

———

Damian: sir,do you need something?

Customer: um yes do you know where I can find 5 yards of rope, 1 role of ductape, and zip ties?

Damian:…..can I ask what they’re for?

Customer: …no.

Damian: …….

Customer: ……so-

Damian: -i don’t think I can help you.

———

*damian working cash register*

Damian: and your total will be- Brown?

Steph: Damian? I didn’t know you worked here!

Damian: um yeah, it’s a new development.

Steph: oh nice

Damian: bigger question why do you need so many bottles of spray paint?

———

Damian: -MAMM FOR THE LAST TIME WE DONT SELL PLYWOOD HERE

customer: I think I would remember!-

Damian: WELL YOU REMEMBERED WRONG YOU DEMENTIA ADDLED FOOL.

———

Damian got fired after a week.

[namura018]

Am i a kid or an adult?

[stephforl1fe]

They’re so uptown girls coded

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[baedarob]

"I've been taking abuse my whole life. Why stop now?"

I was remembering that time Connor Hawke made my boy Damian eat absolute shit... Love my chud son.

Also gave him his blood mask kinda

Can't decide if I really like how it turned out but if I stare at it any longer I will go insane.

Robin (2021) #8

[stephforl1fe]

I LOVE TRANSFEM DAMIAN I LOVE TRANSFEM DAMIAN I LOVE TRANSFEM DAMIAN I LOVE TRANSFEM DAMIAN I LOVE TRANSFEM DAMIAN I LOVE TRANSFEM DAMIAN I LOVE TRANSFEM DAMIAN!!!!!!!!

[yellowmoon89]

Damian you can't say that.

[nene-mimir]

Batman's karma

[damisaybats]

memories

bonus:

[stephforl1fe]

I love femme pansexual Stephanie and bisexual disaster Tim Drake, platonic or romantic idc.

I just really like the idea of cutesy put together Steph hauling around an exhausted raggedy ahh Tim Drake.

Whenever they hang out they take turns choosing the hang out, Steph takes them to thrift shops and pottery classes and Tim takes her to skate parks and cooking lessons

They both like planning the downfall of their enemies and coordinating outfits together.

[stephforl1fe]

Damian Wayne is so The Crane Wives coded

[torall-me]

[depsidase]

[stephforl1fe]

So this is actually a post specifically for @fluffyyymocha who left a couple beautiful messages in their reposts of my posts including this:

I’ve literally been trying for an hour to respond to this in a normal way but for some reason tumblr isn’t letting me respond in my main account so instead I’m making this tedious post to say your comments literally made my shitty day better and you have full permission to use my posts for a fic🙏🫶

[stephforl1fe]

I really love the concept of Damian getting a little older and having hobbies that literally none of his family knows about until one day they need the exact niche knowledge of that hobby and he’s casually like “oh yeah Dw I got you” extra points if it’s something really odd and out of character like he’s for some reason really into flower arrangements or playing the omnichord and everyone’s just befuzzled on how he even came across that hobby.

[viriviribum]

Damian being able to recognize this really particular leaf while investigating something related to Ivy because he really got into botanical watercolors 😭

[stephforl1fe]

HE WOULD