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JVL

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Claire Keane
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i don't do bad sauce passes
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dirt enthusiast
we're not kids anymore.
todays bird
Three Goblin Art

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oozey mess
Peter Solarz

#extradirty

shark vs the universe
$LAYYYTER
trying on a metaphor

Love Begins

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@stereobitch
last line hit like a mack truck
ink: diamine oxblood
Fuck the haters. I believe in you
woa
Synonyms for "Walk"
this sign i just saw in a bookstore ??
may the next year be full of kinder days
do you guys ever like forget you're interested in something until you start engaging with it again and you go "oh wait i'm like crazy crazy about this yeah"
i wonder if this whole Calling Typical Misogyny "Porn Addiction" thing wasn't just a successful psyop to shift feminist critique into a right wing framework i.e. trying to make it about "modern degeneracy" and thus paralyzing discourse on the root issue
everything these people claim is "porn addiction" is literally just misogyny. porn could be dismantled globally and men will still view and treat women as sexual property because surprise! turns out men have expected sexual subservience from women loooong before porn ever existed
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if you ever get a pretty girl in your bedroom just remember the three easy steps: 1. start sweating really bad 2. 3.
non-writers will never understand the mental illness of writing an entire conversation in your head while doing dishes and then forgetting every word the second you open a blank doc
Today, I laid my first egg. It hurt a little but it was over quick. I am excited to have a baby sister!
I made a big mistake. I threw the egg. The egg went really far, and it was really fast. I don't know why I threw the egg. I'm really sad.
Guys help
God bless you
Happy aniversary you dumb fucks @staff
Happy anniversary, you stupid fucks!
happy anniversary
happy anniversary shitheads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy anniversary peebrains
lmfao shoutout to whoever queued this in 2022 and destroyed my notifications today <3
I am no nutrition expert but I do have a pretty damn good track record of keeping myself alive, so I want to remind you all that "fed is best" also applies to adults. There's nothing you could eat (that has been deemed fit for human consumption, I don't mean asbestos you smartass) that would be worse for you than just straight-up not eating. No food is as bad as no food.
A protein bar isn't the best possible source of protein in your diet, but it's better than not getting that protein. Fresh fruits would be better than orange juice, but if your choices are between having the orange juice and not getting the vitamins at all, you drink the fucking orange juice.
If you were out at winter while barefoot, and your options were between wrapping random newspaper around your feet, or not having anything to protect your feet, you wouldn't think "newspapers are a worse option than proper shoes, therefore I shouldn't take this worse option" and go barefoot.
One time I was leaving a friend's place and an older lady with basically no English came up to me and communicated that she was very cold and needed a ride. She pointed to tell me where to go.
I got there and her daughter or granddaughter came out and was like omg her phone died we were worried
And then the older lady said something and the younger lady translated.
"She knew she could trust you because you have pink hair"
I thought it was funny at the time. But when I think back on it I think she was basically saying "you had a visible sign of not vibing with the system I was afraid of"
Be weird. Be colorful. Help random people.