My 3 Dads Are Straight

Lee. 27. Stinky.

[bleekay]

[saltoncity]

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach

[sackboys-moved]

Me instantly blocking people that have their hogwarts house in their bio

[demilypyro]

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

[septembersung]

[janusfnc14]

She Would Say That. She would DO that.

[meanbuddhist]

just identified a behavioral pattern within myself

[mothcub]

Me and my Doraemon.

[fishing-lesbian-princess]

Once your eyes have been opened you can read lesbianism into any media. At a certain point it doesn’t even take effort it comes naturally

[judygemstone]

the 4 non blondes were right. what's going on

[normalguy3001]

[mens-rights-activia]

[murdaawasthecase-deactivated202]

Lmaoooo who is making these

[mens-rights-activia]

Mens-rights-activia

[girlballs]

in 2026 i will evolve into a more advanced kind of pervert. this i promise

[call-me-moby-dick]

[ratbastarddotfuck]

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[super-lupus]

Fox Mulder won the autism lottery. He made the FBI give him an entire subdivision for his special interest AND someone to infodump to

[diamondringsandgutterbones]

"do it scared" "do it alone" "do it bored" what about MY strategy. do it later

[segamascott]