I'm not sure

Just a bunch of random shit

[sterlingcariboulou]

Seen a lot of Elden Ring fan art recently so I figured I’d post mine.

[stream]

Soul (2020) dir. Pete Docter and Kemp Powers

[the-big-mood]

1 win away with the biggest comeback in finals history.

[pussyhoundspock]

joining the war on kids reading any book they want on the side of kids reading any book they want. simply you will be fine. it's even good to be confronted with things you don't understand and even find upsetting, uncomfortable and difficult. it's a surprise tool that will help you later.

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literally ok so not a funny story but kind of funny? when I was nine I encountered rape in a book and I was like hey mom what’s this mean and she explained it and I was like oh. gross. and then like two weeks later a girl on the bus abruptly disclosed her csa and we were all like ????? what ???? but I was like wait hang on there’s a word for that ☝️🤓 and explained what it meant and that it was illegal and that you could talk to a teacher or my mom if it had happened to you and everyone was like ohhhhh I see I see and very somberly comforted the girl (she was safe she was removed from her home and living with my neighbor at the time so it wasn’t Urgent)

[zarohk]

And this is a perfect illustration of why it is important for kids to read or variety of things, and why abusers don’t want them to.

[oldblogarchived]

i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm

[dzamie]

when it rains you simply do not get a day

[halfbakedideas]

northern hemisphere people, are you okay??

[midnights-dragon]

northern hemisphere person here!! no

[dogpuppy]

[allpiesforourown]

If you are a vampire NEVER feed from someone named Richard. 400 fucking years and everyone still calls me Dick Sucker

[allpiesforourown]

FUCK OFF VLAD I KNOW ITS YOU

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[orcboxer]

Sadam HATE this hole

[totally-a-wizard]

This is what happens when a cave diver DOESN'T have a young wife, two kids, and a third child on the way back home.

[orcboxer]

i have GOT to get back to my nothing

[valtsv]

oh my god god god god god my dad just tried to complain about me wearing earrings with ghosts on them because they're "not very festive" so i said Well Actually ghosts are very appropriate for christmastime and he said tell you what if you can show me a single christmas themed thing that has ghosts in it i won't say another word about your fashion choices this entire holiday. i Promise. so i got him to lean in realllllll close as i opened up the browser app on my phone and slowly began to type "A CHRISTMAS CAROL" while the blood rapidly drained from his face.

[rouxls]

[macklesufficient]

bad news everyone: i have a take

[macklesufficient]

the loneliness epidemic/gen z dead-eyed stare/poor socialization of younger generations and increasing rudeness of older ones is kinda an internet thing and kinda a pandemic thing but it is also the well-meaning chickens of the Stranger Danger movement coming home to roost

[macklesufficient]

something something everybody thinks violent crime is at a high when it’s at a 30 year low, something something training your children to see everyone outside of their family as a threat until you yourself believe it, something something. again this was well-intentioned, people want their kids to be safe, but when you’ve heard “dont talk to strangers” all your life it’s hard to kill that instinct as an adult

[macklesufficient]

but yeah if you’re an early 20-something person, it might be helpful to be directly told this: talk to strangers. that rule only applied when you were a child. you not only should but must talk to strangers

[mindfulwrath]

No joke, one of the things that helped me get over my fear of talking to strangers was this series of videos of a young British lad unicycling around the world.

He just... asks strangers for help. Everywhere. And everywhere, strangers help him. Sometimes strangers just roll up and give him stuff, like fresh produce from their gardens, or a cold bottle of water. Strangers let him camp in their yard (yes, even in the U.S., I was shocked, too), or sometimes they'll say you're not sleeping outside when I have a perfectly good guest room and invite him in for a hot meal and a warm bed with zero strings attached. Strangers stop and chat with him even when they have no language in common. The only strangers who were genuinely threatening to him were--no surprises here--cops.

And I do take all this with a grain of salt, because he's a thin, able-bodied, neurotypical (or at least neurotypical-presenting) white man, so the deck is stacked in his favor.

But I also truly believe that the overwhelming majority of people, all over the world, are chill. Are curious. Are happy to help. Because all that is baked into the human condition.

[akashicrecord]

call it literally anything else

[immigrant]

this is what happens when we live in such a sick porn rotted world that people cant even see the word breeding in its original fucking context. this is what the word is for.

[akashicrecord]

Actually, the English word "breed" was originally coined in 1631 by King Charles I to describe a no loads refused cum dump event

[apple-juice-lover-official]

they didn't have to name it like Grindr though. they didn't have to do that

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I feel physically ill seeing this, actual ghouls, I have no words 😭

[pipipka]

[snitchanon]

Oh, it's the rapture today!

[my potted succulent vanishes in a flash of light, leaving everything else unchanged]

Huh.

[louisegluckpdf]

for real naked old women in horror movies always take me so out of it because it's like. okay the only thing separating me and any other young woman from her is time so you're just explicitly telling me that when i stop being young and fuckable you'll view me as a monstrosity. noted 📝

[lightninggrave]

i really fuck with it when my oomfs start their posts in media res. they'll open it with a phrase like "it's just funny because..." and then i look at their blog to see what's funny and. nothing.

[aokozaki]

It's like how Beowulf opens with a call to attention.

[lightninggrave]

posting is exactly like beowulf

[striders]