hairy tit enthusiast

Gonzo. Obnoxious nerd who doesn't know when to shut up. No HTML, but gayhandshake on ao3. An adult. they/he

[tiktaalic]

God take all of Shane Hollanders pain and give it to Dean Winchester

[hometoursandotherstuff]

 Z from the 1998 animated film Antz.

[themarchingbeetle]

[papercutsofawriter]

how can I gain a cow's respect dm me

[deadnotdreaming]

[yugirimistwalker]

[ntrider]

giving increasingly loud sighs as I wait for my crush to ask "what's wrong?" so I can say I'm in a state of depression unless I can touch someone's boobs with no bra

[ntrider]

I stop once I start getting short of breath

[aokozaki]

[Your crush, on the phone to someone unseen] Yeah I think she needs to be put down, her breathing-- yeah I know it can be a problem for her breed, but it's getting really bad.

[ntrider]

I'M NOT A DOG??????

[aokozaki]

[clearly less interested now] Oh.

[ntrider]

wait! au au

[aokozaki]

[walking over the distant horizon, towards the West]

[ntrider]

AU AU!!! AU AU!!!!! 😭

[shutout-tonight-queen]

call me Micah Zandee-Hart the way I mount other women's wives

[shutout-tonight-queen]

for you visual learners

[realshy]

hi i'm a kinesthetic learner can we get an alternative explanation

[shutout-tonight-queen]

I have been Forcibly Removed from the Hockey Rink

[shutout-tonight-queen]

@odd-birdie EXACTLYYYYYY!!!!!!!

SUPPORT LESBIAN PERVERTS!!!!!!!!

[importantdogimages]

[dailyhudsonwilliams]

Hudson photographed before attending Met Gala after parties (via neoncomplex)

[what-even-is-thiss]

Can Canada absorb California and Oregon and Washington or something we might even start calling beanies toques and help you get rid of cringe king Charlie please we can have a monopoly on the film industry together you can visit a warm beach without using your passport we like universal health care very much please we can double your tax revenue overnight we will learn how to draw maple leaf

[ingridverse]

I was convinced until you said you'd learn how to draw a maple leaf. Even we can't do that

[smokingrozanov]

& I do think that both Shane & Ilya internally are like. Phew thank god I snatched my husband up when I did. Because obviously all of these other hockey gays would want him. He’s the best hottest hockey player in the world why wouldn’t they? Meanwhile the other gay players are thinking Shane & Ilya are only with each other because it’s physically impossible to fuck the game of hockey

[mybeautifuldarktwistedmitchkov]

I've been writing a fanfic for a while but I started rereading moby dick recently and upon rereading my fic u can tell exactly when I did

[mybeautifuldarktwistedmitchkov]

yeah ok bro

[shanespublicist]

#hisnips

[perfectday1972]

[afixsnowcats]

Man, Davey is really a heartthrob on this tour

📷 voyagesofmine

[01ncubus]

outfit designed to torture

[thestylesindependent]

Runner's World Outtakes, 📸 Laura Coulson

[stevehairingtit]

Hey, guys. What's the artistic direction we're taking on our customer service voices post-T? I crack if I reach for that register now, but I think what I've landed on is a little too "You know how to whistle, don't you?" Lowkey "I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way." Shades of "Happy birthday, Mr. President."

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(scribbling in my notebook when all the actors and actresses hold hands and bow at the end of the play) all boyfriends and girlfriends in this one too