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Maybe lean out
I am home from work and I am pooping on the toilet now
No one taught me how
let me show you
bad post guys
isnt that kid a drug addict now?
No. He is a national treasure.
We must protect him at ALL costs.
I can’t even fully express my love for Macaulay Culkin. I loved his recent interviews with Jimmy Fallon and with Ellen (in one of them he’s wearing red nail polish and I just love that about him too), I love his website bunnyears.com, I especially love him in Party Monster and in Saved, I love that he was in a Velvet Underground cover band called Pizza Underground that changed all the lyrics to be about pizza, and I love how weird and awkward he is.
He also shows up in Redlettermedia vids and he’s always fun in them
Tabloids said Culkin had a $6,000 a day heroin addiction, Culkin has been very vocal about denying that he was ever addicted to heroin
If you don’t know about Macaulay Culkin’s childhood other than “he was the richest child actor of his time” please take a minute to read this
When Home Alone was at the height of its fame I saw him on a talk show saying he slept on the couch at home. His dad, who’d insisted on being on the panel with him, laughed it off as “we’d fallen on hard times but we’ll be moving to a bigger place soon.” Macaulay later said “He wanted me to know and my brother to know that he was in charge and that if he didn’t want us to sleep on a bed, we weren’t going to sleep on a bed.”
His father, Kit, was also a child actor but never made it very far. He insisted on being Macaulay’s manager and simultaneously hated him for being talented and pressured him to be famous so he could get rich
Macaulay has said he has scars from his father’s physical abuse
All the kids were forced into acting but Macaulay and Keiran were the most successful. Thier father would book them for acting work without discussing it with them, and after long days on set they’d have to sit with their father for hours planning for the next day’s work. They rarely had any free time
When his parents filed for divorce the custody battle focused mainly on who would get to be the kids’ manager because that person got 15% of their earnings. It’s unknown if his mother’s motives were financial or trying to keep their father from having a position of power over them, but his father’s motives were definitely financial
Macaulay hasn’t spoken to his father in 25 years and doesn’t know if he ever will. In response, his father told reporters “I no longer consider him my son”
All the stuff about Macaulay being a has-been who can’t find work is untrue. He’s still persued for acting parts but is very selective about which projects he gets involved in. He’s turned down roles that went on to make millions, including a lead in The Big Bang Theory. He has no regrets about passing on those roles and says his happiness is worth more to him
I fully support Macaulay Culkin being a goofy guy who does the work he wants to do and uses what’s left of his childhood earnings to relax and enjoy life
Preach I guess
OH I HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD
but what if i read one of your fanfics and then went to your ao3 accounts and read all of your fanfics and left a comment on every single chapter of every single one and you got spam emails from all of my kudos and comments and it made you smile, what then? what if i brighten your day with my words like you did mine, what then???
marrage
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Babby
Fanfic update
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official boob post
UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
the lip syncing has me shook to absolute death
YOU CAN’T WATCH ONE WITHOUT THE OTHER HALF!!!
THE ENDING NOOOOOO
april 5, 2018
i have a fuckign collection of these don’t test me
february 8, 2017
THIS 😤
Laugh and cry.
BORUTO’S DAD THANK YOU FOR 15 YEARS!!
Team 7: BORUTO’S DAD, Sasuke, Sakura, Kakashi, Sai, Yamato
remember the time borutos dad talked saradas dad out of fucking up the world
remember the time boruto’s dad met boruto’s grandparents. haha that was so cool.
i loved the episode about borutos grandma it made cry. his grandma really was one of a kind..
Wow. Boruto’s dad, Sarada’s mom and dad, and their sensei all saved the world. Oooh Boruto’s dad, the one with the Nine-Tailed fox. Thank you Masashi kishimoto for making the 15-year manga of Boruto’s dad. What an icon, Boruto’s dad.
Boruto’s dad had a crush on Sarada’s mom back in their genin days, but Sarada’s mom was in love with Sarada’s dad even from the beginning, so Boruto’s dad got friendzone early on. Meanwhile Boruto’s mom was hiding behind trees admiring Boruto’s dad from a distance. Omg lol, it does sound funny telling story this way 😂😯😍
“Believe it.” -Boruto’s Dad
i don’t even like naruto and i feel awful
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yall not finna play my mans like this
Hence why I was opposed to Buruto. Buruto is nothing more than milking Naruto in the name of capitalism and ruining a well written story with a shit tier doesn’t need to exist show.
Iconic 😂😂😭😭😭😭
august 15, 2017
naruto boys react to you having a tapeworm
Naruto: DONT JOKE ABOUT THAT!!! DATTEBAYO!!!!! D:<
Sasuke: **goes yandere** I-Im the only one allowed in your guts!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gaara: *turns away to hide his blush* i’ve always wanted a partner with a tapeworm….
Kiba: tch…. thats so fucking unepic. i dont want my dick to get gobbled up by your tapeworm, we’re through [Y/N]. You lose the internet. kek
Shino: You werent suppose to know about that. **slaps you around**
Shikamaru: this is such a pain in the ass
Rock: **Lee**
Neji: Um….Okay
Kakashi: **slurps the tapeworm out of your mouth and into his stomach** mmm!! yummy snack. thanks [y/n]!
july 15, 2018
why did no one tell me that the full context of “Sasuke snapped back. ‘Anyway, what’s Gay Pride Day? What are they proud of?” was so fucking funny
this fanfic author gets sasuke like no other
looked up this fic it is over three hundred thousand words
[ID: a series of excerpts from a naruto fanfiction. transcription:
1.) “‘What’s that?’ Sasuke asked. ‘What are they doing?’
‘Dancing, what else?’
‘But two men? Out in the public?’
‘They do. It’s Gay Pride Day, and it’s traditional that they open the dancing. Later you can dance too.’
‘I don’t dance’, Sasuke snapped back. ‘Anyway, what’s Gay Pride Day? What are they proud of?’”
2.) “Naruto had to think before he could come up with an answer to Sasuke’s question. People had told him that it was Gay Pride Day, and he had watched the parade of course, where people had made fun of themselves and behaved as if they were proud of being not only gay but also rather weird, but otherwise he had not given much thought to the name.
‘I think they are proud that they are no longer ashamed’, he finally answered. ‘It used to be different: They hid themselves as they do everywhere else, and only met at secret places, and later there were demonstrations that often got beaten up.’
‘Why did they not learn to defend themselves?’ Sasuke asked.
‘I don’t know.’ It was not a question that had occurred to him, nor had he read anything about it in the newspaper — it had just been taken for granted that it was impossible that they might have struck back. ‘Maybe they were outnumbered.’
‘It would not have happened to me.’”
3.) “Sasuke sat down, angry and frustrated. ‘What now?’ he asked. ‘Naruto, what do you know about hangovers? Are they dangerous?’”
4.) “‘I’ve never heard of it’, Sasuke said.
‘Oh, that’s because you don’t care about music.’
Sasuke felt strangely insulted by Naruto’s assumption, even though it was correct.”
5.) “But he just could not force himself to smile when he was needing glasses.”
6.) “Sasuke shook his head. He liked being complimented by Naruto, but he still was not sure whether he liked being cute. He definitely cared about how he looked (much more than Naruto, he thought, who still believed that orange suited him), yet he certainly did not want to look cute, but cool, most of all when he would fight that Danzou.”
7.) “Dear Sakura!
Please stop insisting on your everlasting love for me! It’s not romantic, it’s annoying. I have never given you any reason to believe that I might return your feelings, and if I have, I regret that I ever spoke a friendly word to you. Please realize that I’ll never love you, at least not in a romantic way, no matter how much information you find out about the massacre of my clan, as I happen to be gay.”
8.) “‘Anyway, why is it important to you that Sasuke is not gay?’ the man returned to their original subject.
‘He’s my friend’, Naruto repeated.
‘So you should wish him happiness, even if this includes having sex with a man.’
Naruto still had difficulties imagining that Sasuke might enjoy it.
‘I don’t want to lose him’, he said. ‘We’ve been separated for years. I want him to stay with me.’
‘You’d also lose him if he marries a woman.’
‘Not in the same way. There are things he can’t do with a woman. He could still do them with me.’
‘Having gay sex, for example’, the man suggested.”
end ID]
Industrial sentimentalism.
Photographer unknown via #utilitarianarchitecture on Facebook.
A reverse image search was totally worth it though.
Now I know there are more pipes and metal tubes that look like they're fucking.
marina and the diamonds and naruto were both born on october 10th… i knew that lana and sasuke are both cancers and are also literally the same person.. so i was like.. i wonder if lady gaga and sakura are the same sign and they were actually both born on march 28th…. what on earth
Kat I hate this post
uhhhh reverse Delicious in Dungeon. Disgusting in Restaurant. nothing's edible
the new dj crazytimes song … now that’s what I call music!