Stijn de Beer

The cutest composer around! 🎵🌸💕✨ I also love making games and eating lasagna. Check out my site: stijnvanwakeren.com/ My twitter: @StijnvanWakeren

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[pinene]

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

[tadeadshihamurder]

someone on reddit explained 😭

[no-one-offical]

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[desmolbean404]

That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

[superdaisypowerhour]

"if i had a time machine i would go back in time and kill hitler"

I would put sea mines around medieval britain. i would give hannibal barca ww2 era heavy artillery and tell him not to stop till he starts seeing gauls. i would give boudica a fucking abrams. i would appear before jesus like an angel and tell him "you gotta stop. not cause theyll kill you, youre fine with that, surprisingly, but because your fanclub is gonna spend about 1500 years making everything worse for everyone, everywhere." I would take a glock back in time and shoot romulus, shoot remus, and shoot that damn dog too just to be safe. i would be on the side of christopher columbus' ship in a scuba suit planting c4 on that bitch like rainbow six siege. i would be waging a one woman campaign of terror across andalusia to prevent the reconquista. i would be getting way out in front of that shit is what im saying,

[werewolf-transgenderism]

this is fucking killing me bro. computah, show me more hot hockey firefighters whaling on cops

[enki2]

[the-elf-draws]

Asking for directions

[vintagewildlife]

"I can't believe humans would hunt the thylacine to extinction, humans are fundamentally evil" Hey, did you know that extinction was long thought to be impossible, and within 50 years of humans realizing that extinction via overhunting was a possibility it practically stopped happening? Did you know that humans are so desperate to prevent more losses that they're funneling millions of collective hours and billions of euros into helping other species? Hours and euros that could be spent on humans, and species on whom humanity's own survival does not depend? Did you know that due to an accidental introduction of rats, the Lord Howe Island stick insect population was brought down to 24 individuals and now there are tens of thousands of them?

This bug. This bug that, to most humans, is utterly useless, relatively gross, and completely foreign. Humans saved it because humans do not want to cause another extinction ever again if they can avoid it.

[segamascott]

[tgatbc]

[troutreznor]

https://blinkies.cafe

[infestuous]

this post really attracted the lamest people in the fucking world

[inkmo]

Thinking about the cast iron pan on Reddit the guy seasoned 80 times. I covet that pan. You can see your reflection in it

[inkmo]

Scrying with the r/castiron 80 passes mirror pan

[balaclava-trismegistus]

JESUS FUCK

[fraylin]

Ah, the Hobbit equivalent of Excalibur, Durandal, or the Tenka-Goken.

[toastyglow]

the backrooms are simply not as scary conceptually if there is Something In Them

[toastyglow]

the whole reason why they're so unnerving is BECAUSE there's nothing in them!! because they're unrelentingly liminal and lonely and uncomforting. there shouldn't be a monster guy in there chasing you. you should glimpse other humans (?) from a distance but they walk away before you can close the gap and then they're gone. things should run away from YOU. do u get it

[escuerzoresucitado]

shooo

[mistbjorn]

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[theinturnetexplorer]

For all the photographers out there.

[animentality]

[opossum-mypossum]

[beardedmrbean]

[denalidog24]

I love this, brought a tear to my eyes.

[pissedoffpatriot]

FanFuckingtastic!

[bad-angela]

[therepudiatedimmortals]

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Soon I awaked, and there I was, veritably myself again.