Life, the universe, and nothing whatsoever

 Hello I'm Corin and im 17 years old and I haven't updated this in literally two years. This is my blog where I post things. I like art and Buffy the vampire slayer.

[spector]

the ocean is homophobic

[harlivy]

the ocean is a femme lesbian…show her some respect

[spector]

THEN SHE NEEDS TO STOP KEEPING ME AWAY FROM MY GF

[harlivy]

SHE CAN NEVER SEE HER WIFE, THE MOON, EVER AGAIN SINCE THE EARTH SEPARATED THEM. HAVE SOME SYMPATHY

[spector]

OK………… VALID…..

[lumbahjacki]

Can someone PLEASE make a masterpost of our sapphic mythology that is the moon, sun, ocean, etc!!

[fawnbroinactive-deactivated2021]

some idiot on reddit made a bot that replies to every comment that uses the word penis with ‘lol penis’ and didn’t realise it would also pick up on its own comments

[gothcostco]

not to be too millennial but

no money

[celanon]

no house

[clst]

just avocado

[toshio]

[m86-deactivated20171116]

aint this that bitch from zootopia

[gjsjsifisjdkeoskhqudidbwjsidk-d]

girls with deep voices reblog if you agree

girls with deep voices reblog if you agree

[princesapeach-moved]

especially trans girls

[gjsjsifisjdkeoskhqudidbwjsidk-d]

trans girls with deep voices reblog if you agree

[toshio]

[scienceshenanigans]

[immaplatypus]

“I’M ESPECIALLY GOOD AT PRECIPITATING”

[eggscelsior]

“MY WHAT AN EYE THAT GASTON”

[whitmerule]

when i was a breeze i blew four dozen trees every morning to strengthen my gales and now that i’m grown i just raze them with ease, so i’m seven times bigger than wales!

[melrows]

This is Kjell Lindgren. He’s a NASA astronaut who just got back from 5 months on the International Space Station. There are two reasons why this picture is hilarious:

His wife is flawless and makes bad space puns to make him do household chores.

I have that shirt. Thousands of people have that shirt. That shirt is available at Target. Which means actual astronaut Kjell Lindgren, with his wardrobe already full of NASA-issued and logo-emblazoned clothes, was at Target, saw a NASA shirt, and was like, “Yes, I am buying this because this is what I want to spend my actual astronaut salary on.”

 tl;dr NASA employs a bunch of fucking nerds

[wolfayal]

It gets better.

Courtesy of Wikipedia, here’s the poster NASA released for his mission to the ISS:

[queerlyglittering]

NASA confirmed for a bunch of fucking nerds

[karama9]

*wipes single tear*

They’re just too beautiful.

[systlin]

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. 

NASA personnel are, like, the top nerds. The alpha nerds. The absolute nerdiest nerds. The nerds other nerds look to for nerdspiration. 

[justcariii]

Shouts out to...

Andre 3000 for creating perhaps the greatest cartoon ever. Class of 3000 was a positive cartoon that taught kids to express themselves in artistic ways and to not be afraid. It taught kids the beauty of many musical styles and cultures. It was the most multi-cultural cartoon since fucking Captain Planet. There were two asians, 3 blacks, a latino teacher and prinicipal, and a bunch of other ethnic secondary characters. It taught kids valuable lessons about the music industry. It even had an episode where one of the kids signed a music contract with the devil and lost what made them themselves until he realized. 

[justcariii]

I STILL LOVE THIS SHOW SO MUCH AND I HATE THAT NOBODY TALKS ABOUT IT!!!!

[thebesstjewl-deactivated2021020]

I’ve never heard of this where can i find it?

[justcariii]

Omfg it was Andre 3000s Cartoon. Ima add a episode hold on

[justcariii]

@thebesstjewl

[ivivtip]

This show had the best music ever.

[daily-garfield]

07/23/83

[marblepebble]

WHAT???? I NEED CONTEXT

[corporateespionage]

Dude there are 6 Garfield strips that explain Garfield is actually an abandoned cat dying alone of starvation in an apartment and all the food and friends are in their head.

[king-of-the-heel-deactivated201]

UR JOKING

[corporateespionage]

[emifail-deactivated20150203]

this is literally how we play dnd

[deckitout]

this isn’t even a joke

[nerdforged-deactivated20210107]

if you play DnD and haven’t seen this video then you are missing out…if you have then here it is again for your viewing pleasure if you don’t play dnd and want to, then here is just a taste of what you are in for!

[tsumugudere-deactivated20201016]

STEVEN UNIVERSE according to my very Italian father.

[tsumugudere-deactivated20201016]

HOLY SHIT THIS GOT 600+ NOTES, MY DAD IS A LEGACY.

[valjar]

Your father has an EXCELLENT taste!!

[plushbunny]

The nonna thing got to me like. That’s amazing.

[contrivedchaos]

I will never not reblog this.

[badlydrawneverything]

[debrides]

I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.

[lesbirdan]

I’m glad there’s a teacher version of “accidentally called teacher ‘mom’”

[virginiaisforhaters]

do not let the adorableness of baby groot fool you, guardians of the galaxy 2 will punch you in the dick with feels and then rip your heart out of your chest. you will be grateful for this

[writing-prompt-s]

“In a game with no consequences, why are you still playing the ‘Good’ side?”

[speedbeemoved-deactivated202007]

Because being mean makes me feel bad.

[seercinus]

wearing tacky mismatched clothes is gay culture