OC text post backlog

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[pukicho]

Please stay

[leathergerard]

remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate

[leathergerard]

he didnt respond to my observation. just sorta stood there

[leathergerard]

... much like something else i know of

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

[animentality]

[dogpuppy]

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[ozempicofficial]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[dogpuppy]

[segamascott]

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[solreefs]

“oh I’m too old for stuffed animals” skill issue. sorry you can’t appreciate little creatures made to hang out with you, I on the other hand am full of joyous whimsy and therefore vastly superior.

[homoidiotic]

[feralg0blin]

[lukewarmtomatosoup]

gar field? that’s not where they’re supposed to be

[hauntedhunted]

tarot reader: draws the tower me: thats bad isnt it tarot reader: draws the tower again me: uh oh tarot reader: draws boeing 767

[frontmansdog]

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately