han solo is a fucking sub

39 years young perpetually high fuck trump

[secondlina]

“Get a job, son” “Just not in theatre, we’ve seen your oeuvre.”

[comtesseadaar-deactivated202510]

do you ever not necessarily dislike something but you just get so sick of hearing about it you blacklist it anyway

[that-twink-over-there]

not uncut boys asking for a condom😤 Lmao sis the stapler is in the top drawer!!! 😌

[glisteringlord]

[bunjywunjy]

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

[bunjywunjy]

hnn I WANT IT SO BAD

[bunjywunjy]

on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!

IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

[bunjywunjy]

now we enter the testing phase

yup. looks good.

[bunjywunjy]

Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

[digitaldiscipline]

Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?

[bunjywunjy]

OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement

[bunjywunjy]

*roar sound effect*

[bunjywunjy]

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

[bunjywunjy]

update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help

(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)

[crochetninja]

There’s more!

[nuggsmum]

I love.

[bunjywunjy]

I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!

(just fine)

[bunjywunjy]

Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures

OP and Wexter can break all my toes and I would still send a thank you card

[bunjywunjy]

Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)

[bunjywunjy]

so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.

[bunjywunjy]

it’s been a few weeks, I suppose we should check up on the AHSGSHGAFB?!

ajdhf.

well that’s just,,,

REXCELLENT

[bunjywunjy]

two hundred THOUSAND notes???!?!

[bunjywunjy]

HELL

YES

HELL

FUCKING

YES.

[bzgy15]

Nearing on 375K Notes!!! What in the Paleolithic are y'all gonna do when they top 400K?!

[bunjywunjy]

cry, probably

[splendentgoddess]

Reblogging to get you one note closer to crossing the 400k mark!

[subbyboymax]

IT’S TIME

[bunjywunjy]

YOU MANIACS. okay, here we go!

HAIL TO THE QUEEN

LONG MAY SHE REIGN!

(she was a skater Rex, she said see you later Rex, she’s finally hit 400k!)

[ohgoodnessmeeohmy]

Wexter: *Exists.*

Tumblr:

[purplexiasphinx]

I decided to make that one picture into a silly little meme template/reaction image have fun guys

[bunjywunjy]

ok full disclosure here if you guys make my toy dinosaur into a meme I am going to have an existential crisis

[minigeist]

tha's a puppedawg.

well, tha's not a puppedog, bu' da's a do'hwhh--

das a canidae

oOOHh, yeah, loogi dat dawg

(car window sound) rollin dis up, doe

loogi dat dawg, ohh mann

'ass a pup

eaoogida pup--smells like pup

whoof...

[mxbutchtwink]

*Calls out, “Hey, king. Are you single?” to the vaguely humanoid creature lurking at the base of the stairs*

[ashestoashesjc]

It thinks for a moment. 

“No,” it says finally. “I am many.”

I’ve never been more turned on. 

[micoafterdark]

Finally made it. Monsterfuckers rejoice

[see-arcane]

Okay, I’m calling bullshit on both the film and the comic versions of Marvel civilians’ general reaction to Venom being: ‘oh no a monster D:’ It’s just too unrealistic even for the standard level of Marvel civilian foolishness. They are living in a world where demons, mutants, aliens, A.I., and living breathing gods are their fellow pedestrians and you’re telling me they’re going to look at this

and this

and this

and this

like he’s not the man-assed musclebeast mascot of San Francisco? 

Like he’s not constantly getting phone numbers scrawled on bar napkins plastered to his buff Silly Putty biceps?? 

Like seven out of ten ‘victims’ he rescues in a week aren’t the same handful of fans who purposely walk down dark alleys with boxes of Godiva on hand??? 

Like he’s never been stopped by the world’s most steel-balled paparazzi on the street and broke the city’s heart by stating, “What? No, of course I’m not single,” before immediately mending that heart by following with, “But if my Other is cool with it we’re down for a threesome,”????

Impossible. This is the Age of the Monsterfucker and I refuse to believe such hearsay 

[aelia-likes-monsters]

As someone from San Francisco, I will tell you now that 2/3 of our fine city would appreciate an ass like that. 

[ms-demeanor]

It took approximately four seconds for the whole city of Philadelphia to accept hideous monster Gritty as their precious smol son. Venom would *immediately* be taken into the fold and showered with love and propositioned *constantly* by people who think Cap is too much of a boy scout and Loki is too skeevy.

[averysaurus]

This is the original, vintage, 2018 post that coined “man-assed musclebeast mascot of San Francisco”, please do not touch the glass but you may take pictures 

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

WHY IS THJIS SO FUCKING FUNNY...WHY DID HE THROW THE MONEY LIKE THAT I--

[helvahr-deactivated20211109]

i rly wanna know like americans and non-americans- were u immunised against chicken pox or did ur parents rather u just get infected as a child??

[nomadicism]

They didn’t have vaccine for chicken pox when I was a child so I got the disease the old fashioned way: contact with other children at school. Sibling and I caught it at same time and it was awful.

By the way, you’re only immune to chicken pox via vaccination (will probably need a booster/shingles vaccine later in life though if exposed to children a lot). If you’ve had chicken pox then the virus which causes it—varicella zoster—lies dormant in body and reactivates later in life as shingles (any antibodies would be gone by then). Shingles is not just a disease that older people get, it happens as young as 30.

Fortunately, you can be vaccinated against shingles, so even though varicella zoster is dormant in your body, if it reactivates, then you’ll have antibodies to fight off the disease it causes.

[kenkaya-fanworks]

Okay… I don’t usually talk about rl stuff here, but vaccinations are super important and I need to step on my soapbox-

I got shingles in my 20s (it was during college midterms and probably brought on by stress and lack of sleep compromising my immune system). Trust me, it was absolutely miserable. I couldn’t sleep once midterms were over because throbbing pain was constantly shooting from a bumpy rash on my side up my back. Over the counter painkillers didn’t help much. Neither did topical creams. When I did finally pass out from exhaustion, the pain woke me up almost every hour. And I was lucky, my case only lasted about two weeks because I was so young and otherwise healthy… older people I know have suffered this up to a month and now have permanent nerve damage.

The chicken pox vaccine wasn’t available in the US when I caught it in the late 80s at daycare. I was just a toddler so I have no memory of how bad it was. But, if it had been available and I found out after having shingles that my parents had opted out, I would have been furious! Thankfully, my family is very pro-vax. It’s just a shame I was never offered the shingles shot because it’s considered an “old person’s disease.”

Between my shingles experience and current 2020/2021 events, I honestly have no more patience for anti-vaxxers or vaccine hesitancy. If you’re able, get vaccinated.

[stonerpuppi]

I was born in 1986. I caught chicken pox once as a toddler, which I don't remember, but then I caught it AGAIN in 7th grade.

My experience in 7th grade was absolute HELL ON EARTH. Everything was itchy and painful! I had to miss nearly 2 months of school and almost had to repeat the 7th grade because of that shit. It was absolutely horrible.

[lgbt-tiktoks]

[cosmonautroger]

[umberisme]

Girls just being girls!

[me-myself-and-bi]

Lol, this just made me so happy 😂

[trollingisawayoflife]

Unbridled joy

[rootbeergoddess]

This has such a pure energy

[skeppsbrott]

So this has been stuck in my head ever since I heard it three days ago.

[toastoat]

this is the polar opposite of Everybody Knows Shits Fucked

[bebeocho]

i didn’t know this til i looked up the video on youtube, but this dude is a super cool and accomplished musician! his name is Rushad Eggleston–wikipedia describes him as “an innovative musician who has changed the way the cello is played,“ but according to his personal website he’s a “cello goblin & otherworldly jester currently touring earth” 

[bisforbutch]

OH MY GOD I LOVE THEM!

[savedgame]

Messed my shorts while getting the covid vaccine is this normal

[0rdi-deactivated20211118]

You're pregnant

[savedgame]

Not true

[savedgame]

Oh my god

[cowboy]

[shirecorn]

Harbinger

[shirecorn]

PUPPY HAS RECEIVED SO MANY PETS AND IS ALL WARMED UP NOW

[whynikkiwhy]

And here’s my new favorite post