[blackqueerblog]

[friskied]

if finland’s country border isnt called the finnish line then i have nothing to live for

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

[portraitdelajeunefilleenfeu]

Please, if you’re an American, take 1 minute out of your life to register right now. Please.

[alicenmaryjane2016]

[airis-paris14]

This post is so me. It’s something I need to work on.

[themaynards624-deactivated20181]

^^^^^

[dejaelyse]

[curlyxangel]

Dear God, I wanna take a minute, not to ask for anything from you. But simply to say thank you, for all I have.

[veryfunnymemes]

[whitepeopletwitter]

Bittersweet relatable cringe

[kevingetem]

[weavemama]

me after getting kicked off an overbooked delta flight 

[captainnickii]

I am so weakkkk

[reasonablyobsessed-deactivated2]

No you don’t understand tho my dad literally used to do this. Before 9/11, when airport security was way more lax, my dad’s friend ran an airport scam ring with like 30 of his friends. They would literally do this - waltz on in to the airport, find a gate that looked overbooked, and buy a ticket. Because of the slower computer systems, they could get away with buying tickets seconds before a plane was announced to be overbooked, then offer to give up their seats for the cash.

They also all used to fly under my dad’s friend’s name and racked up like millions of frequent flyer miles. They’re pretty sure that at one point, there were five different guys flying under the same name in the air at the exact same time and the airlines just contacted the guy saying “oh there’s been a glitch.”

They never got caught until my dad’s friend got a passive aggressive letter from Delta in his mail THIS YEAR (15+ years after they stopped) basically saying “we know what you did.”

[thecommonchick]

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[jehovahhthickness]

Period

[lilsugarbush]

[indianpvssy-deactivated20190524]

[oneman-wolfpackk]

………wow

[notoriouslynay]

Brown people are so pretty

[aidashakur]

[legislacerator]

i can’t believe how many people in their mid-20s are buying the amazon alexa and like hooking it up to their home security systems and lights and phone and shit like i know we all saw the 1999 disney channel original movie smart house. they warned us and you are playing with fire

[screenageralex]

Being 18-25 is like playing a video game where you’ve skipped the tutorial and you’re just sort of running about with no idea how anything works

[sleepymeowstrophe]

I’m almost 30 and it’s still like this