O let us be married! too long we have tarried

Call me Saturn! | they/them | Lover of books and occasional fanfic writer | Currently watching the X Files & I'm delighted by it | I've remembered my love for poetry & short stories and I'm making it everyone else's problem (send me recommendations!)

[maelwife]

In the bathroom and cascada every time we touch just came on and the girl in the stall next to me was like oh my god this is my song and started peeing harder

[stormcloudsoverthemountains]

I (somehow) forgot that I work somewhere that actually cares about trans people and when I was off handedly mentioning some persistent misgendering I’ve been getting (it’s annoying but I’ve made my peace with it) immediately the people I’m talking to are talking about how they’re going to have a conversation with those people & report it and I was just sitting there like “huh?”

[stormcloudsoverthemountains]

Modern au Fiona & Hugh would both love the song Plastic Jesus SEND TWEET

[stormcloudsoverthemountains]

One of the people I work with gave me a very purposeful smile & a thumbs up at lunch today so of course I returned the gesture. Then it happened again and I still returned the gesture but I genuinely don’t know if he was actually trying to communicate something to me or if he was just being silly

[itmeansalot]

I'm starting to think it's not the beer that makes you drunk, but rather the can itself

[efajdiyefeb123]

gay sun or thought daughter

[urie]

americans are sooo desensitized to guns and sometimes it manifests in ways that affect your media literacy. like remember in the first episode of sherlock when john watson opens up his drawer and you see a gun in there and youre supposed to understand that this is narratively significant and conveys his suicidality as well as his willingness to skirt rules and laws but the first time i watched it i was like oh well theres his desk gun. lots of people have those

[killhitleragain]

Fibonacci: Hmm... I sure wish there was a way to mathematically represent an empty quantity.

The simple yet useful Arabic numeral:

[stormcloudsoverthemountains]

I’m so glad I have such understanding bosses/supervisors🙏🙏

[stormcloudsoverthemountains]

Omg I just got offered a day off😭 I obviously really appreciate the gesture but if it was that bad I would’ve said something I swearrr

[stormcloudsoverthemountains]

Okay maybe I do because I almost started crying when someone asked me how I was doing immediately followed up by me being allowed to take an extra break😭

[stormcloudsoverthemountains]

I might end up taking part of that day off tomorrow LMAO. I had my scheduled cry and it turns out when you’ve needed to cry for 3 days and don’t let yourself you cry a Lot

[bonesbeetle]

compilation of my all-time favorite tweets

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]

[stormcloudsoverthemountains]

I’m so glad I have such understanding bosses/supervisors🙏🙏

[stormcloudsoverthemountains]

Omg I just got offered a day off😭 I obviously really appreciate the gesture but if it was that bad I would’ve said something I swearrr

[stormcloudsoverthemountains]

Okay maybe I do because I almost started crying when someone asked me how I was doing immediately followed up by me being allowed to take an extra break😭

[stormcloudsoverthemountains]

I’m so glad I have such understanding bosses/supervisors🙏🙏

[stormcloudsoverthemountains]

Omg I just got offered a day off😭 I obviously really appreciate the gesture but if it was that bad I would’ve said something I swearrr

[comparingmeerkats]

do u ever wonder what ur most noticeable feature is like what do people see first when they look at u

[stormcloudsoverthemountains]

I’m so glad I have such understanding bosses/supervisors🙏🙏

[1percentcharge]

two of my coworkers are also roommates which is crazy like haven’t you had enough of each other

[typebeanie]