Salty as Crait

Megan ‘92 Star Worms, Reylo, Anime, and SPN. Resides in the wasteland commonly known as West Texas.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[vampiregerard]

who wants to come over and just like. come to my backyard with me and then just. scream. for three hours.

[writing-prompt-s]

The person who grew up expecting to be the “chosen one” learns that they are meant to destroy the world, not save it.

[helz-belz]

[unclefather]

[onlytwitterpics]

[watersport5-deactivated20180924]

I don’t understand this but I understand it

[1o9]

Imagine being able to talk to people without sounding like a fuckin idiot

[orochimarufacts]

Lmfao. Orochimaru is actually confirmed canon, so…

[hinerdsitscat]

The Star Wars films, from Obi-Wan Kenobi's perspective

Episode I: The Time Someone Decided That I, of All People, Was Ready to Be a Parent

Episode II: The Time Mystery Monday Got Completely Out of Hand

Episode III: The Time I Left Coruscant for Ten Fucking Minutes and Anakin Destroyed the Jedi Order and the Entire Republic

Episode IV: I Guess the Skywalkers Are All Back on Their Bullshit Again

Episode V: The First Time in Three Goddamn Years Luke Actually Answered My Phone Call

Episode VI: That Time I Had to Sit On the Sidelines and Watch My Two Dumbass Apprentices Race to See Who Could Screw Everything Up the Fastest

Bonus: The Clone Wars: I Haven't Slept in Three Fucking Years, How Was I Supposed to Know That I Was Flirting?

[theherocomplex]

I’M YELLING

[dictacontrion]

the best twitter exchange of the week has an update: 

[argumate]

as god is her witness she will get you laid and comprehensive healthcare

[cipheramnesia]

The future liberals want.

[helloitsbees]

[unfollower-deactivated20260220]

who are we defending pop punk from. who is on the offensive side of this war

[snakeriverconspiracy]

this town is

[fma-facts]

Happy Meat Day everyone!

[fma-facts]

Several people have pointed out that in many countries outside the U.S., dates are written day/month rather than month/day, which would make Meat Day actually September 2nd. To which I would like to say:

1. In Japan it’s month/day, so February 9th would technically be the correct date 2. That being said… two Meat Days

[zinogre]

[strangefriendperson-deactivated]

[andtosaturn]

why do people always ask me if I’m okay when I’m lying on the floor. yes I’m okay. I’m living my best life. can’t a girl just lie on the floor and stare blankly at the ceiling listening to 1970s Swedish pop sensation ABBA sing Waterloo. I’m having me time

[xxautumnivyxx]

Velma photoset will be available tomorrow. Stay tuned.

For now enjoy this.

[xxautumnivyxx]

The more this gets retweeted the more I lose my mind that it’s just normal photos I took, and yet my cosplay gets only a few hundred in comparison.

…flex all day I guess.

[geekandmisandry]

[valtsv]

[dancingpenguin57-deactivated202]

hello just a quick fyi that i’m screaming.

[spocks-eyebrow]

the Star Wars fandom right now: