What The Actual Fuuk

oh boy

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[catoverlord]

[iamonlykidding-deactivated20210]

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[braetsch]

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[pastelburrito]

[jojomangaedits]

[rainbowgazes-archive]

[gamerphobic-deactivated20200727]

[thewomenandthechildren]

It’s time to activate it…

Bites The Dust! now this entire post will be reversed!

[aliiiiiiice]

[avocadosfromfigaro]

[averruncusho]

Am I having a fucking stroke

[harrowbarkdogagesimus]

this is it. this is the worst post on modern tumblr

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

when i start saying weird shit to you thats the equivalent of a cat exposing its tummy

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[megaceros]

[kindofapieceofshit]

a wavy platypus?

[spaghettifromthevoid]

[moonrat02]

PERRY THE WAVY PLATYPUS?!

[grawly]

[nevaehtyler]

[realisenothing]

why are you obsessed with lifting weights. there's literally no point to it.

I’ll let you in on a little secret: when you get better at lifting weights you also get better at lifting everything else. The muscles can’t tell the difference! They’re fucking idiots!!!

[cybergata]

Ride like a Pirate

[transmortifried]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[cactus-spirit-deactivated202211]

Me: "I need some serotonin."

Husband: Stands up.

Husband: Sits back down.

Hisband: "I didn't remember what serotonin was until after I stood up so I was deadass about to go get you some."

[feenyxblue]

Hes a little confused, but hes got the spirit

[battlevilla]

[cherrybee420]

“ASHASHASHOWATSHAASHHASHOWSHAHSHWOSGAHWHSHAWATTOSHAGWSHA”

[officialgaryoak]

me trying to find the bathroom in the bar after 3 - 7 vodka sodas

[carnation-damnation]

[eggsaladstain]

last week tonight is honestly the only watchable late show right now

[whitepeopletwitter]

[cheese24k]

The best milk commercial ever

[sighinastorm]

if John Belushi and Mike Stoklasa had a kid