WHEN THEY SAY HIS MIND GOES HAZY
WHEN THEY SAY DROOL POOLS OVER HIS TONGUE
When they say his teeth ache 👀
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WHEN THEY SAY HIS MIND GOES HAZY
WHEN THEY SAY DROOL POOLS OVER HIS TONGUE
When they say his teeth ache 👀
Nr. 1 and 12 for the .. what does wip mean anyway? W...words i.. penis?
Also, for some reason, everytime i read ur username, i read it as "straight todd", so in my head ur a straight jock guy named todd 💔
yeah, words in penis, you nailed it. and maybe straight jock todd is out there somewhere earnestly writing gay naruto fanfic, but not here lmao
the last sentence you wrote (im giving the whole paragraph bc im generous and also the last sentence is incredibly vague lol)
Talking out loud to Kurama isn’t something he loves doing in front of people, but he’s flustered and Kakashi isn’t gonna be weird about it. Kakashi’s too nice to be weird about it. The thought earns an even smarmier smile, but graciously, thankfully, Kurama’s presence recedes back to subconscious levels. Okay. Good.
2. a trope you’re really into right now
idk if it's really a trope but lately i've been a fan of boldness, as opposed to slow burns. idk a character putting themself out there is infinitely more interesting to read. also biting. biting and blood.
For the fanfic writer ask, number 2 and 18! I can't write the questions for you though, it was already hard enough to remember the numbers!
2. a character whose POV you’re currently exploring
im sure it's obvious i've been writing from naruto's pov lately. but i also have a sakura wip in the background, set in the same universe as my other fics. mostly bc i find her voice fun and i left some meat on the bone with her pov, partially bc i wanted to write one less focused on the boys. idk, i just like writing her pov
18. if you keep them, share a deleted sentence or paragraph from a published fic
so i sometimes keep my cuts, sometimes don't, and i definitely didn't keep any from my published naruto fics. honestly, i don't think i even cut much, so you aren't missing any diamonds in the rough
✍️ more fic writer asks!
reblog & your followers can send asks with the questions they’d like you to answer!
the last sentence you wrote
a character whose POV you’re currently exploring
how you feel about your current WIP
a story idea you haven’t written yet
first sentence of the fifth paragraph of an unpublished WIP
the word that appears the most in your current draft (wordcounter.net can tell you)
your preferred writing fonts
if you had to write a sequel to a fic, you’d write one for…
start to finish, how long did it take you to write the last fic you posted?
what is the longest amount of time you’ve let a draft rest before you finished it?
a WIP you’d like to finish someday
a trope you’re really into right now
a fandom you’re thinking about writing for
where do you get your inspiration?
favorite weather for writing
favorite place to write
talk about your writing and editing process
if you keep them, share a deleted sentence or paragraph from a published fic
the most interesting topic you’ve researched for a fic
in what year did you publish your first fic?
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pick three keywords that describe your writing
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besides writing, what are your other hobbies?
are you able to write with other people around?
your favorite part of the writing process
your least favorite part of the writing process
how easy is it for you to come up with titles?
share a fic you’re especially proud of
happy pride month and shout out to “there’s nothing wrong with homos, guys”
FIRST step to enjoying any media is getting attached to the character whose suicidal tendencies are the most obvious
I haven't posted a draft lately so HERE 🫵 have some KakaNaru
Title: By The Gods
Summary:
After getting hit by an enemy seal, a twenty year old Kakashi Hatake from a war torn world finds himself in a new version of Konoha. Though struggling, it's nothing like the near wasteland he comes from. People are happy here, safe. Alive. There's another version of himself, older and strong enough to be crowned Kage.
There's an angel, too. One with gold hair and blue eyes and far too pretty a smile to let slip away from him.
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Naruto - chapter 85
Thesis statement: The popularity of "found family" is a great thing, especially as it celebrates the importance of non-biological, non-romantic relationships. However, an overemphasis on this relationship model can lead us to undervaluing philia in favor of storge, in much the same way that an overemphasis on shipping can lead to undervaluing philia in favor of eros. It can also lead to an erasure of the differences between philia and storge, treating these two types of love as interchangeable instead of celebrating the distinctive aspects of each.
...Yeah, this could definitely be an Entire Literal Essay, actually. This is...not the short version, but it is the shortest I can manage.
So my main thought is that Friendship is the hardest form of love for our culture to see as distinct and important in its own right, and “found family” often (though not always) ends up as a sort of...middle ground between that point and the “Only Romance Is Important” idea. In a ship-dominated culture, Friendship is often reduced to Level 1 Romance, and—at least in some ways—a found-family-dominated fandom culture can end up reducing Friendship to Level 1 Family.
In practice, I think that....even when we know that we don’t see or want to see an important relationship as Romantic, a lot of us still struggle with the idea of Friendship by itself being equally valuable or important. So we equate “familial” with “important” (because family is undeniably as important as romance, right? Or at least it’s a lot easier to make that case—and also, there is the not-at-all-insignificant benefit that it marks your view of a relationship as CLEARLY platonic!), and then we try to fit every relationship we love into a clearly-labeled Family-Shaped Box, in order to affirm its importance and give it legitimacy that “just friendship” might not.
...which is, ironically, what shippers are sometimes doing when they seem to be putting every relationship they love into a Romance-Shaped Box for the same reason. That’s the highest-status box there is! Don’t you think this relationship deserves the highest Relationship Rank??
But Friendship—philia, using the Greek word (or at least using it as C. S. Lewis uses it—isn’t a weaker form or “first stage” of other loves. It’s its own form of love. Not lesser, but different. And if we keep following our instinct to “legitimize” it by conflating it with family/storge, we end up doing both kinds of love a disservice.
(And I am definitely including myself in the group of people with this instinct! There’s a fandom I’ve gotten into recently that—as not infrequently happens—has a central relationship you could easily consider “father-son,” “best friends,” or a mixture of the two, and there’s variance within the fandom. I personally view this relationship pretty much purely as “best friends” in my own interpretation, but...a few years ago, I would have been much closer to the “father-son” camp. And even though I’ve consciously changed my approach to character relationships over those last few years—mainly due to a variety of other fandom exposures over the past few years, and the pro-friendship opinions I‘ve formulated while thinking about them—I still have some of those pro-familial instincts I entered fandom with! They’re very much what I came here with, and even though I now like other approaches better, they’re still in my brain.)
The disservice to philia comes in the fact that we are still not celebrating it as a non-romantic, non-familial form of love in its own right—which stinks, because it’s great!! and important to humans!! and we should all appreciate how wonderful Friendship is without feeling like we have to turn it onto another kind of relationship once it passes some Importance Threshold. It’s also a less-important disservice to specific fictional relationships that we try to fit into a Family Box and maybe end up misrepresenting or oversimplifying in the process.
The disservice to storge comes in the fact that, with the label of “Family” so highly valued in itself, it tends to get overused and slapped on everything until it’s started to lose all distinctively familial meaning. It becomes harder for us to explore the depths and beauties of distinctively familial love when we’ve lost the verbal distinction between “relationships founded upon specifically familial roles, a strong shared background, and/or an unchosen yet unbreakable connection” (which is how I would identify storge relationships just off the top of my head) and the “found family” definition of “any group of people who love each other not-exclusively-romantically and aren’t related.”
Personally, I kinda miss alternative labels like TVTropes’ “True Companions” or “Platonic Life Partners.” Characters don’t need to be spouses or siblings to be important to each other. They can be solely and purely—though not “just!”—friends.
before watching naruto i knew that there were a lot of people who disliked sakura and thought she was annoying, but now that im watching the show im kind of rolling my eyes because like. while she does have her moments it’s never any worse than whatever sasuke and naruto are doing. in fact, the three of them are actually so similar that the fact that people are hating on her specifically just feels very pointed. they’re all stubborn kids with a lot of potential and a violent, desperate need to prove themselves (usually against a specific person), and before meeting ino, sakura was also a lonely and bullied child, just like naruto.
there’s something to be said about how she’s written to be “the girl” of the group and how this makes her writting feel occasionally flat and repetitive, but at the same time, this is so clearly written to be a facade to hide her more vivid inner thoughts like. and also naruto and sasuke also at the end of the day fall under their own occasionally flat and repetitive archetypes as well, it’s just that people tend to hate sakura’s more than the boys’ and therefore she receives most of the hate
Shikamaru being fixated on Naruto and Naruto on purpose keeping secrets about himself for when shika needs a stimulant
Like the Nara make a front about being lazy to hide the fact of their very real chronic fatigue
Like shikamaru in a battle crashing rapidly and Naruto screams to him a fact about himself so shika gets that rush of energy he needs
I would love if Naruto purposely does shit so he had secrets he can tell shika
“For the fixation” is a phrase team seven learns to fear bc they just know something crazy is going to happen so Naruto can wave it in front of his lil bf like a puzzle box
100% Naruto practices anything sexual with his clones to be sure he can do The Best Job before he ever has sex with anyone else
I want this to drive his partner insane, first bc of envy (someone else got to Naruto first that's the only reasonable explanation to Naruto being basically a Sex God) and then Maximum!Horniness bc the mental imagine of all Naruto on Naruto action is overwhelming
He’s overly freaked because any horny fantasy or position could be immediately acted out ever since he was 12.
Bro pulled up with years of experience under his belt by the time a relationship was even thought
Also cuck clone to watch and make sure he doesn’t look super weird from a different angle or anything
I feel like Sasuke would be the most jealous about it tbh. He was gone and Naruto was fucking someone else he apparently had ALL his fucking firsts with and it was his fault.
What did he expect? Naruto to wait for him? When he told him to stop chasing him?
No. He couldn’t.
Naruto with kakashi's ninken will always be 10/10
agree whole-heartedly, i think it’s so cute and fun. there needs to be more of it