that damn shirt

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@strangeinternethottub
that damn shirt
Telling him I’m not wearing underwear just to see how quickly he gets on his knees
This has been my main argument against "AI" from the very beginning.
OpenAI scraped the entire web. All of which had been a labor of love from humans. Wikipedia is the backbone of a lot of LLMs, and that was volunteer human labor. They stole it and now they're selling it back to us.
And worse, they're trying to destroy the free sources that they stole from. It's destruction of human knowledge on an unprecedented scale. The burning of the library of Alexandria has nothing on this.
I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you
I grew up before the term 'thigh gap' was invented I grew up before 'hip dip' was invented I was born before 'muffin top' was a thing before 'clean girl look' was a thing before 'glass skin' was a thing before razoring off peach fuzz was a thing and I'm so so so fucking tired of us inventing new concepts purely for the purpose of convincing people to hate their own bodies enough to buy products
Last time Tuberculosis ran through the USA a small number of people got it on purpose to look skinny and waifish and delicate and used makeup to look flushed and bony and when the Victorians figured out tapeworms people would infect themselves on purpose to starve themselves smaller and women and now in the year of our lord 2026 there is a noticeable fraction of the USAmerican population genuinely thrilled about a treatment-resistant microbial parasite that makes you shit and vomit your brains out for a month because side effects include weight loss and STILL we talk about being skinny like it's the natural default setting for all healthy people as if it's a self-sustaining standard and not an imaginary goal that we are constantly constantly constantly beating ourselves with a whip to acheive
Not to derail but in my heart of hearts I hope this trend triggers a new beauty standard where fatness is idealized because the majority is gonna get so fucking sick of heroin chic 2.0 so fast. We already see it in people making memes out of people like Kelly Osborne for their uncanny valley ass ozempic aesthetic. Eventually someone like Meg Stalter is gonna be hailed as the postmodern aphrodite and I'm not even joking
Free use pretty man I can pull around on a leash and have him eat me out all day and I get to beat him up and he does my laundry and washes the dishes for meeeeeee
"[Tim] Dean proposes an understanding of fetishism as the extraordinarily creative "fantasmic transformation of objects that have no preordained psychic value" for the purpose of sexual pleasure. Reminding us that a certain psychic labor must take place before even ordinary genitals can be rendered erotic, he contends that, rather than being a minoritarian practice, fetishism—that is, the erotic investment of something not inherently erotic—is, in fact, the condition of all erotic desire. Heteronormative cultural scripts stigmatize some forms of fetishism as perverse, disgusting, and "fetishistic," while naturalizing others, such as make desire for female tits and ass, effacing, in the process, the psychic history of investments that rendered then erotic in the first place." (disturbing attachments by, page 91)
this book is like actually so fucking insanely good and i need to also read unlimited intimacy now.
Why the fuck are you 30+ on tumblr
this is my house?
Teasing him and making him all needy, hard and throbbing just to not let him jerk off <3 Making him behave and watching him squirm and whine in need <3
but I haven’t shaved
why scrape the icing off a cake right
im fucking crying
freak as fuck sign
Pissing Women by Sophy Rickett. 1995