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ginger-ale-official

McDonald’s should start selling 99 cent margaritas

kingdeath000

McDonald's should start doing abortions

akashicrecord

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

thinkyourhouseshaunted

Cinderella

alivingtypo

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

today-till-tomorrow

op how does it feel to be the most correct person on earth

werethropy

"The nonbinary afab who goes by she/her, dresses femininely, and uses a push-up bra when I—" when you what? What's wrong with her?

Is she not nonbinary enough for you? Is the way she experiences her queerness and how she presents not perfect enough for you? Nonbinary people don't owe you androgyny, right? So why is she the exception? Why does she have to hate herself to appeal to your standards? Why is she any less trans—any less worthy of respect—cause it's "not visible"? Queer solidarity my ass. Don't spout this bullshit on Pride, man.

transfemgabriellamontez

This, but also for enby amabs going by he/him and with hairy chests and beards

terriblecac-moved

Why is it on Tumblr Mobile™ you can close the app and open it 3 days later and still be on the same spot of your dash, but then other times you switch out of the app to respond to a text, and when you immediately come back, it’s gone, your family is gone, your house is gone, your dignity is gone.

pacificnorthwhore

7 years later and still the same issue

genderkoolaid

in order to not succumb to sex negative conservatism you have to accept that people will get off to things that are upsetting to you. and you cannot assume anything about what they have or have not experienced, what they do or do not believe, and how they act based solely on what gets them off. even if it's extremely confusing and disturbing to you. there are people who have only ever had heterosexual vanilla sex in missionary with the lights off, who actively contribute to more real world harm than your average fetish artist. kink is not a reliable source of information on someone's moral standing. it just feels good to think that way.

bewbin

in World War 1 around 8 million horses died but in World War 2 it was under a million which can only mean horses started to evolve bullet resistance

reallycoolsoup

I could convince Joe Rogan that this is real

cbc-bb-deactivated20250802

forgive me father for sometimes i just say things

lesbianamalvada

I feel like time travel made mike walters soft idk I just don't get the same sociopath vibes that I did during early seasons

#woebegone

mrhealyourgirl

asked for a 2 piece at kfc and they asked breast or thigh. I said personality and they threw hot grease on me

patchesjam

funniest art interaction i’ve ever seen

kilometresinatree

the thrilling sequel

prince-luffy

I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.

warrior-of-the-runes

beautiful compilation from @orc-sign-language

oojamaflip-whatchamacallit

ID: Image of tags reading #sleeping with the fishes #cashed in their chips #six feet under #kicked the bucket #pushing up daisies #taking a dirt nap #beefed it mega hard #kicked the oxygen habit #pining for the fjords #croaked #wasted #bit the dust #got murdalized #yeed his last haw #closing her eyes for an extended period of time #went to live at the big farm #presently hunting down reagon #she's rigging her mortis #turning the plants #rolling in the deep #he's earned his living but now he's living in an urn #she's denaturing #off to join the skeleton war

thereforealiar

much like the minotaur I am a creature in some sort of situation

firstgrave

kill the cop inside your head. kill the cop inside your head. stop trying to police everyone around you. kill the cop inside your head. punitive measures / punishments are not the solution to society. kill the cop inside your head.