[mysticmeadowscamp]

bestie

[idontcareaboutcanon-deactivated]

Virgil <3

[my-hyucking-spoons]

It'd be like that sometimes

[gif87a-com]

Mascot Protects Kid From Foul Ball

[tanookitoes]

not all heros wear capes

[puertohurraco]

Kings

[im-the-princess-now]

And then my man saved him right back.

[bunjywunjy]

didn’t think I’d be opening my day by watching a kid attempt to perform CPR on a concussed plush gator man but here we are

[alalasp]

Ghost Spider 2099

[taurusqueer-deactivated20200607]

[joematar]

I’m sorry people aren’t sharing the actual end of this which is even better:

[writeradamanteve]

Ariana Grande is a queen. She is. 

Fight me on this if you think otherwise.

[peterlosingwendy13-deactivated2]

I would like to report a murder

[blackgirlsonlyparty-deactivated]

WHERE IS MY WEAVE HOLY SHIT

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

*from computer speakers* vsauce, *from suddenly behind you* michael here

[deathwarlock]

*from inside your head* what if you were defenseless

[annabellehectorworldofweird]

[collegeboard-official]

can i use a calculator on the ap french exam

this mother fucker trying to solve french

[post-store]

$14.99

[hypokeimena]

told my parents i miss archaeology and my mom was, very sympathetically, like: “do you want to dig holes in the garden?” and i was like. yes. i want to dig holes in the garden.

[ruffboi-mags]

my wife, after reading this to me aloud: It’s your people! …do you want me to break a clay pot for you to put back together?

me, burying my face in my hands: Maybe…?

[mycroftrh]

These are both moods, but unfortunately I am primarily a bioarchaeologist. (IE, I specialize in digging up old human skeletons.) And, uh, home-made bioarchaeology is tragically discriminated against by law enforcement.

[autie-girl-power]

Only if you get caught

[messymindpalace]

This whole post took an unexpected turn

[thatdisasterauthor]

Out of work paleontologists can take a page out of the Girl Scouts handbook and eat a chicken, clean the bones, encase them in a mud and plaster mix, then chip it back out. Which is legitimately how Girl Scouts earn their paleontology badge.

[strixus]

… I rebuilt my chicken by modeling muscles back onto the bones using clay, then putting skin on it and making it look like a dinosaur…. 

[thatdisasterauthor]

Perfect. Exactly the right way to add a part 2 to this project.

[wyrmzone]

enrichment

[animatedtext]

[tfw-adhd]

[wakkossnackstash]

Happy Autumn everyone!  The Warners are dressed and ready for the fall season!  A very special collab done with my beautiful cheezy friend, @cheezydraws They did the sketch and I lined and colored it!  I had so so much fun with this piece, and can’t wait for our next project together! ✨

[jessie-buns]

[deathdaydreamm]

my neighbors are so sweet they brought me some cookie cake because they kno i’m not doing good

[deathdaydreamm]

I made them some cookies today

[just-a-balloon-animal]

mad you cut the cookie cake like that tf

[deathdaydreamm]

bro I said i’m not doing good 😭

[what-even-is-thiss]

I wanna start swimming again but I’m pre-op ugh

[what-even-is-thiss]

Dad: Why do you care if you need to wear a bra in the pool?

Me: I think you don’t know how many of my daily actions revolve around the likelihood that an angry cisgender person might murder me.

Dad: Oh, right.

[what-even-is-thiss]

No, I mean cisgender person.

[what-even-is-thiss]

If you're a cisgender woman and you assume that trans people can't be afraid of you because you're a woman it's very possible that you're the type of cis person I'm afraid of in public.

[brattylikestoeat]

[audrey-hepbae]

Oh hey it’s the unreasonably sexy chef

[halfhardtorock]

Seems perfectly reasonable to me.