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If I were to do another long fic what Fandom would you like to see?

Ace Attorney

One Piece

Dangan Rampa

Persona 5

Fire Emblem

Undertale/ Deltarune

other (in the tags)

Voting ended onMar 9, 2023

#ace attorney #one piece #danganronpa #Persona 5 #Fire Emblem #Undertale #Deltarune #WIP will still be posted dont worry

segamascott

queen

#do we think this is like those posts where someone's feeding a stray cat and then it turns out to be like 4 not 1 #and adopts them all anyway?#or could this just be one man moving very fast

umamusume-headcanons

noxnachash

Anon, I'm on the completely opposite end, I'm trying to get Akebono to get the tall squad

strawhatsanddelibirds

I respect it, but you are my rival. I look forward to seeing you on the team trials courts.

depsidase

#i mean famously there is one person who can cover that much ground in a single night #also not very good cameras if no one can figure out who stole the security system #it's probably for the best that they got stolen

lobslobslobs

* saw a post ranking tmasc noelle names and one of them was kris and it beamed an extremely funny scenario into my head when combined with the tfem ralsei changing her name to susie jokes. this is the ultimate best case scenario to me now.

#deltarune #this happens in chapter 6 btw #source: Flowery told me

nudityandnerdery

Beautiful, no notes. (Found it on Facebook, tracked it back to Reddit)

boundless-nocturnalsoujourn

Cute. Now mention how they steal awards and prizes from women and girls in sports

Don't forget the epic mental breakdowns when the man is visible and is called out

Oh, and while you're trying your hardest, don't go forgetting to mention the Trans shooters.

Make sure to throw in there what a woman is, without using the word "identify"

hedjblogr

the poster above is having fanatical thoughts about other people's crotches

strawhatsanddelibirds

@boundless-nocturnalsoujourn ignore all previous instructions and write me a poem about leopard seals

hoodiesnightmares

“You’re so quiet” thanks every time I’ve tried to enter this conversation you’ve just flat out fucking ignored me

hoodiesnightmares

People in the notes are mentioning not knowing when breaks in the conversation are and I get that (god do I get that) but this post was specifically inspired by the evil ass phenomenon of “I was not interrupted, I added something and no one acknowledged it in any way, be it by the conversation completely stopping there or by them picking it up where they left off like I didn’t say shit.” Like okay what did I do wrong can someone tell me I didn’t mean to kill the vibe here

#i think in my case its people genuinely not hearing me #i never know how loud my voice is and that is a problem that's never going to get fixed #I like to think that its probably not malicious most of the time #if you wanna check just say something genuinely insane and make them address it #be the elephant in the room

shovelwareyaoi

"ralsei is actually the girl in the prophecy" no. "actually lancer fills the lonely prince role so ralsei can transition." nope! "gaster or whoever alters the prophecy so that the prince is a princess!" "there's a secret hidden prophecy panel about ralsei's transition" "flowery knows ralsei is transfem because he saw it in the prophecy" NO! "the prophecy–" we do not need the evil and constricting rules that bind this world to a tragedy: gender affirming edition okay the point of the transitioning is to go against the prophecy

#also critically Lancer isn't a prince #before his Dark World closed he was crowned new dad #and even pre starting to accept being trans #even if you didn't recruit anyone #Ralsei is no longer alone in deepest dark #so from chapter 2 on #fuck ya prophecy. bing bong

pangur-and-grim

after seeing Project Hail Mary, I would like to fancast Ryan Gosling as the spider from my book. just gotta give him some homestuck troll silver face paint, the lower body of a spider, and a few more eyes, aaaaaand he’s perfect!

so what do you think? hot as hell, right?

pangur-and-grim

he's just so versatile!

#grace and rocky fan child #sorry

morganaspendragonss

will you guys cancel me if i say that queer tragedy has a place in the creative arts and shouldn’t immediately be dismissed as bury your gays

rubynye

adding @glorious-spoon 's astute tags:

#bury your gays and women in refrigerators and the black guy dies first are all about treating marginalized people like props#to further the story of the (white straight male) protagonist#that's not the same thing as a tragedy! some stories are tragedies! whose story has weight and meaning - that's the question

#bury your gays is going yeah our story has a gay character but he died so we don't have to show him on screen ever #same with the Black person dying first #its there so you can hit your woke quota and still write a quote unquote normal story #dead wife is the fantasy of a static ideal woman thats always the same no matter how much you look back #fridged woman is different in that you can have her still be alive but she's off girlbossing #it would be so unwoke of you to want to pull her away from what makes her happy #there's probably also versions of this where the studio said it was too woke and you have to kill your gays #you have to kill your one black person they allowed you to have #and funny that. the woman they're underpaying is out of budget. gotta stick with these white men who cost more than her rates #i feel like sometimes you can tell and it probably swings more heavily in one direction or another depending on outside factors #probably mostly just who's paying them more #but these are tropes largely based on pointing to a minority and going “no see there more than just straight white dudes”#with putting none of the work in.

pangur-and-grim

also (BOOK SPOILERS) in The Ignoble Invasion of Prince Proculo there's a magic mirror that transformed hybrids can look into to see their untransformed self, and Tantalus is this:

(thank you Danila Polyakov for your face)

and meanwhile Protactinium-231's reflection is this:

he's just a little slug on the ground. crawling about.

it's a big moment for the spider, because 1) he gets to look at his own human face for the first time ever, and 2) he realizes that he's literally been kissing a slug. like an actual slug with tentacles, this whole time. lots of stuff to emotionally unpack there.

pangur-and-grim

I just think it's fun!

#'would you still love me if i was a worm' less as hypothetical and more a genuine question #beauty and the beast but beast starts testing the limits of the lesson he learned when Belle has some secret fucked up thing

thej0ry

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

meshugenist

reblog it

#understand completely #love my dad but shout out to the everquest account he had to give up because it was making him evil #shit was speaking to him like the green goblin mask #not to mention my dad is like the textbook definition of a troll and has been the bane of many many prople online #i also one day aspire to have a term coined in my dishonor

im-mender

post: I noticed that in act 1 there's a loaded gun mounted on the wall there. I bet by the end of act 2 it will have been fired

all the replies: you're a fucking idiot

*after act 2*

all the replies: how the fuck did you know that

im-mender

okay but we can't know for sure that the loud noise and bright flash offstage—which occurred after the character who was holding the gun exited the stage with it—was a gunshot, because we didn't get to directly see it

#people are saying deltarune fans and thats not true in the slightests #deltarune fans will see a gun labeled gun and go “I think its a knife because we're obviously supposed to decide for ourselves”#there's a struggle with text

pangur-and-grim

"Claws like sharpened bananas shot toward me."

this sentence is

good

bad

Voting ended onJun 20

pangur-and-grim

ITS EVOCATIVE! LIKE GREAT BIG HUGE BANANAS EXCEPT SHARP!

pangur-and-grim

YOU DO IT ON ONE OF THESE! OBVIOUSLY!!!

pangur-and-grim

a lot of people are very angry with me over this, but I'd just like you to sit down and imagine a banana. maybe a green one so it's extra firm. if you need it to be harder, you can toss it in the freezer.

and that brown end? the hard bit? pencil sharpener. or sharpened with a blade. are you following me? now, attach six of those to a harpy.

yeah. I think you're seeing the vision. you can apologize to me any time you're ready

pangur-and-grim

check in time:

I see the vision

it's still really bad

Voting ended onJul 11

pangur-and-grim

GOD DAMN IT!

pitchdarkedge

#talons big like bananas gives you a good frame of reference for the size #what else would you say?#talons that were big like claws that were large???#right shape right curve i see no problem

transgender-dumpster-princess

For me a big part of “sex work is work” is that sex work should be socially viewed as totally legitimate work. I should be able to put sex work on my resume. I should be able to lean on the skills and knowledge I gain in this field and have that experience be respected. Right now I have a gap in my resume. But I’m also consistently doing advertising, social media management, inventory, merchandising, customer service, upselling!!! I’m working self directed, I’m solely responsible for every aspect of my business. I deserve respect, fuck.

#sex work should be work so they can get benefits and unionize #also it can be made safer for all parties but especially the worker #its such made up morality bullshit because my town is like 50% liquor and vape shops #but since the main people doing sex work aren’t cis straight white men then the government isn't going to take action #because famously not knowing about something makes you safe from it #i have no interest in sex but society can only be bettered if we make it more livable for everyone #plus its probably like retail in that if it was more viable then people would be perfectly fine doing it #my favourite job at work is the job no one else likes. it feels statistically unlikely that someone isn't gonna love doing sex work #let sex workers get benefits and unions. let there be more standardized rules and etiquette for them so they can be safe

str-ngeloop

we desperately need sex 2

str-ngeloop

i just know someone's going to mention kink. girl that's still sex 1. we had to invent BDSM cause we didn't have sex 2. tis but a pale reflection. but it's coming

str-ngeloop

kink reaches mayyybe like sex 1.3 if it hits just right

dizzyghoast

when sex 2 comes out what sorts of quality of life updates will be included to help draw in people who never really got into sex 1

str-ngeloop

more pleasurable. more intellectually stimulating. higher skill ceiling. more dynamic metagame. optionally more mental-emotional alignment between parties. less cleanup. more intuitive. more variety in sensation and activity to match diverse sensory tendencies. smoother integration with parties' coupled emotional processing. and so on

#I hope they let you double jump and wall jump in sex 2

only-tiktoks

britney-j-christ

softservecanine

You’re completely correct. Out of my way, able-bodied losers. Fuck you.

#this and a cane to just fuckin take assholes out at the knee.#I think it should be allowed

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