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Still collecting the full alphabet of the โlive, laugh, loveโ variants if anyone has some good examples.
Bonus if they can fit the โWe canโt ___, _____, ____ our way out of this.โ
compilation of the commentsโ best hits + some of mine own.
ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES (1993) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld
Snoop Dogg watching the Skateboarding finals with an unidentified man
people will hear you talk about struggling with mental illness and say โyou can do anything if you just put your mind to itโ. brother what part of the body does the mental illness happen in. what do you think is the problem
โLift with your legs you idiot!โ
โI have a BROKEN TIBIA! That needs support and time to recover!โ
ADHD, also known as Can't Put Your Mind To Things Disease,
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For all your dnd purposes
yes there is a place where someone loves you before and after they learn what you are
There are many benefits to being a marine biologist
Ngl this is kinda hilarious
Makes sense. I mean, a passenger of a cruise line isn't called a sailor, right? Astronaut literally means "star sailor."
OP how could you not include the first paragraph of the article
Huge oversight on my part you're absolutely right
cant stop thinking about this video
For context this was in response to someone saying their cybertruck was heavy duty
oh no no NO no no I am sorry my dear @thebirdtm you are NOT underselling one of the most seminal pieces of television of my entire childhood like that on MY watch.
"How is claiming they drowned a Hilux possibly underselling it" GREAT question.
To start with a little disclaimer, Top Gear's Hilux did not start off, as in the video above, in pristine condition. It started off with nigh-on 300k kms (for you yankees, that's about 8.4 million Boeing 737 wingspans) and a condition to match.
And it's only once careless driving around town yielded zilch in given shits...
(look, I found a local newspaper picturing it being driven around!)
...that they decided to drown it. Now, the underselling part: if you told me that they drowned a pickup the first place my mind would go to would be "driving it through a river a bit too deep for it, perhaps as deep as its height, until it stalls and then tugging it back out. You will concede that's rather different from tying it down on the seashore with the second highest tide in the world...
...and leaving it there until it engulfs the whole truck...
...only for the ropes to snap...
...and for the truck to be lost to the tides for FIVE HOURS.
(and for those wondering, yes, just as promised, well within an hour and the mandatory limits of basic tools and no spare parts, up the mechanic made the thing fire and away the presenter drove it - I must imagine doing a number on his clothes in the process.)
Oh also I would have mentioned the caravan.
Or at least the wrecking ball.
But hey, at least the fire was mentioned.
Still, I feel it's criminal to leave out how they celebrated it surviving all it did: by parking it at the top of a 23 story building for all to see! :)
Wait NO-
Well, that was uncalled for. Given what it survived, it deserved to rest in a museum instead of being unceremoniously cleared out with the other chunks of public housing that buried it.
Or at least, given that buried it wasn't...
...to be tumbled down from the rubble utop which it sat...
...and be fueled up.
"be fueled up", pfft, what for?, I hear you say. And you are right.
Look at that thing, you say.
Let's be serious now, however pretty of a story it would be that's not a truck that will do anything remotely in the ballpark of firing up, let alone running.
And again, you are right.
The battery was disconnected.
Sorted that, tho
"You can't be serious." Oh darling I sure can! "Well the presenters can't then" no no, I assure you, it lived. Go see it for yourself! It's at the National Motor Museum in Beaulieau, England!
I grew up watching Top Gear and it shaped me in many ways. My adoration of old Toyota Hiluxes is one of them.
The Toyota Hilux is absolutely the small god of endurance and defiance (and possibly masochism).
Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later
Scrambled eggs
Oh my breakfast seemed so far away
Itโs 3 pm on a Monday
I believe in scrambled eggs
Toast and cheese
Take some ham and tomatoโs please
Put them with the eggs on a plate
Oh breakfast went suddenly
Why I had to go
To work without my morning meal
I was late
I missed my alarm now I donโt
Get scrambled eggs (eggs eggs eggs)
my neutral expression makes me look like im always in a bad mood which is convenient because itโs usually true
in the craft store. straight up "buying" it. and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. The yarn
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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like โi saw her at the devils sacrament!!!โ girlโฆ what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament ๐
If ANYTHING is a heritage post itโs this.
congrats coach jess!!!!!
He said Campbell "really took it upon herself" to have meaningful conversations with players. He also said that Campbell often spent significant time with players before and practices in different areas they wanted to develop.
"Before practices, she'd have half-hour skill sessions that would have 90% participation," Bodie said. "I was shocked because there's usually never that much participation for an optional skills practice."
lovely article on the first first woman to be named an assistant, associate or head coach in NHL history
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New Crow Time ๐๐
They have got such a cool nest! :D
I'm gonna bring them some cool rocks and shells to decorate it with
Kevin and Jingles require housewarming shinies.
The most important shinies!
It is the great tragedy of this world that you can go see the new Mad Max movie, but when you leave the theater you still have to drive home at speed limit in your unmodded Honda civic. and use your turn signals
