[itsbenedict]

(yes, i somehow got justin mcelroy to voice that trailer. no, i can’t believe it)

I’m proud to officially announce Star Seeker in: the Secret of the Sorcerous Standoff, coming to PC/Mac on Steam and itch.io November 4th! 

Good news: magic is real! Bad news: magic is highly illegal. Star Seeker is a wizard and you must solve a wizard crime or else get thrown in wizard jail by wizard- I mean, just regular police. 

In this short one-room mystery adventure, collect evidence and use it to clear up the useless detective’s many confusions- and don’t worry about getting it wrong. Every hare-brained idea you can possibly pitch to the detective prompts unique dialogue!

Wishlist now on Steam! Also play the free demo there or on itch.io if you want!

Twitter / Discord / Steam

[anexperimentallife]

[canmom]

MP1: audio codec and container format

MP2: audio codec and container format

MP3: audio codec and container format

MP4: video codec and container format

MP5: actually, this one’s a gun

[greatnorthernofficial]

hold up, I made this a while ago.

The MP line of product is very diverse 

[docincredible]

MP11

Keyboard.

MP12

Robot toy.

MP13

Preamp.

MP14

Commuter train.

MP15

ANOTHER FUCKING GUN.

[thyrell]

do i really gotta watch all of these before getting into mob psycho 100

[champagnepuppies]

[chum-personable]

#this reads like fucking Douglas Adams

[zagreus]

I’m like 95% sure the line about life not troubling you for much longer is borrowed from one of the hitchhiker’s guide books

[visual-infinity]

Clear waters of an Alaskan stream

[glamazord]

Country Roads, Take Me Home

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

do you support the war in vietnam?

ma’am this is a John Lennon/Paul McCartney erotica blog

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

and SCENE! that was my impersonation of what i think tumblr would be like in the late 1960’s. just to clarify this is a joke. this isn’t real. there is no beatles erotica here. it’s a bit. it’s a joke

[lastvalyrian]

this post is a failure because I was completely willing to accept both John/Paul fanblog and people demanding political positions on the Vietnam War in 2020 without question

[bisexualwario]

sorry to post facebook videos on main but the sound of jello going through an industrial shredder is both mesmerizing and horrible

[everythingstarstuff]

[slatestarscratchpad]

Seen on the website of one of those Norse pagan revivalist groups:

[street-peddler]

I always knew there was something special about Iceland.

[everythingfox]

Character development

[everythingfox]

Welcome home

(via)

[everythingfox]

“Australian bushfires - friendly dehydrated koala comes for a drink”

(Source)

[great-tweets]

This is the /an/ post that keeps on giving.

[edwardspoonhands]

This is better than anything I’ve ever made.

[just-evo-now]

I knew what the song was going to be before I clicked unmute and I’ve never been happier to be right

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

i’m tired of seeing memes for shit i’ve never fucking heard of so here’s some memes for a piece of media that doesn’t fucking exist. fuck you.

[slitherpunk]

i was getting real sick of this post and seeing everybody reblog it and thinking “what the god damn is with these memes from shit ive never heard of that everybody suddenly knows that i dont” and then i finally read the comment 

[snarwin]

git config --global alias.yoink pull

git config --global alias.yeet push

[bunjywunjy]

What is your favorite animal tidbit about the denizens of Lake Baikal?

actually my favorite thing about Baikal is the lake itself!

viewed from above, it looks like nothing particularly special. sure, it’s a big lake, but it doesn’t have the surface area of the Great Lakes or the Caspian Sea, right?

WRONG!

BOOM.

see, Lake Baikal really isn’t a lake at all, it’s a deep rent in the earth’s crust called a Rift Valley that just happened to get water in it. and the Baikal rift is one of the deepest and narrowest on earth, making this deceptively placid lake slightly over a MILE deep! that’s bonkers nutso.

like, you think the OCEAN is bad, just imagine being in a little fishing boat on this thing without realizing just how far away the bottom is….

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

Holy fucking shit

[hematite2]

That bitch has a quarter of the fresh water in the entire world?!

[whitmerule]

I notice you never answered the crucial first question, OP. What lives in it? What lives down in that lake?

[bunjywunjy]

congrats, you lucked out this time! because it’s

THEY

that dwell in the depths

[deadseass]

Also these! Giant Amphipods! (Acanthogammarus victorii)

Freshwater Sponges! Like Lubomirskia baikalensis

And not to mention Oilfish (Comephorus baikalensis)

[ubersaur]

(It’s in Russia just north of Mongolia btw)

[tragedyposting]

Delightful fact: Baikal Seals are also known as “Nerpas.”