bitch better have my money.

[holyfuckingweed]

Heated Rivalry incorrect quotes part 35/?

Part 34

Guess who's backkkkk (not really but i really was missing these two so bad so I made some more)

[notahungrywish]

If Shane and Ilya have to be on the same team it should have been Boston.

Ilya would sit his team down and be like: Boys. You know how the second greatest hockey player in the league fucks up our chances at the cup pretty regularly? Well what if I told you I’ve decided to take one for the team and solve this problem for us once and for all. That’s right, I’ve leveraged my incredible body and sex appeal to seduce Shane Hollander to Boston at an extreme pay cut, thus basically securing us every cup until the end of time. Now everyone be nice to this hot piece of ass I have secured for hockey reasons because I’m such a baller.

I think they would crown him a champion. I think they would be like “the gay thing is weird but we can’t argue with results and anyway Ilya’s fucked all the pussy from Boston to Montreal it makes sense he’s branched out. Boston would be like “we literally don’t care if they’re fucking on center ice if they’re winning cups they’re winning fucking cups”. Shane would do a joint dunks commercial with him and eventually become the people’s sweetheart. Maura Healey would personally petition for Ily to get citizenship.

Ilya is their god king and Shane is therefore untouchable. The people of Boston and the team itself would be shitting themselves with sheer joy at the chance to beat the shit out of Montreal in every way that matters. It’s a literal bloodbath every time. People are crying in the streets watching their boys give a beatdown to every Metro who gets near Shane on the ice. Everyone’s uncle from south Boston gets a little worked up around their Newport like “he may be a homo but he’s our homo. And he plays some damn fine hockey.” They name one of the harbor seals after him.

[yrsonpurpose]

Not like I love you.

[dailyhollanov]

It doesn't make sense yet 🙂‍↕️ x

[classycookiexo]

[capricorn-born]

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

[weaselle]

fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[vmohlere]

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[sophsun1]

Psych 2.15 Black and Tan: A Crime of Fashion

[naturaliseme-deactivated2024062]

For All Mankind (2019 - ) Sonya Walger as Molly Cobb Joel Kinnaman as Ed Baldwin

[lesbianfreyja]

my fav thing is when dennis is starting to get worked up about sthng stupid and mac is like “baby this doesnt matter. baby calm down” and he does

[lesbianfreyja]

[lesbianfreyja]

[sapphicaltlivia]

FRINGE

Anna Torv as Olivia Dunham in every scenes

1x01 Pilot

[smilesbag]

there's just something about "the gang carries a corpse up a hill." something about frank saying that you never leave behind the people that you love and the gang all immediately thinking of charlie, alone and crying and carrying the father who never loved him up a hill. something about this group of people hating each other, vowing to never see each other again, and still meeting up for drinks the next day. there's something about the way that they have been friends for decades and they'll always have each others backs, and even though they find each other frustrating and annoying and cruel and ridiculous, they love each other. against their better judgment, they love each other, and that is so special to me.

[blackerthings]

SYDNEY ADAMU and CARMY BERZATTO

THE BEAR Season 2 Trailer

[beaft]

i'm sorry but this is fucking sending me

[duckyduckytea]

THEM <3

[tizzymcwizzy]

this is a poster i made for my call to action assignment in humanities! it's a bunch of basic and easy stretches for people who sit and work at a desk all day (me)

the idea is that you'd put the poster up above ur desk and do the stretches every 30 minutes or so,, the whole routine won't take more than about 6 minutes to complete and when done regularly it can prevent wrist, shoulder, neck and back pain! :)

all these stretches can be done while sitting (although i HIGHLY recommend you stand up and move around while taking a break from working)

you can get a free digital copy of this poster here on my gumroad!

[wildsflag]

[trent-crimm]

HOLY DUCK NEW MEME FORMAT

[charles-edgar-cheeserton-iii]

Joy. 

[shit-sorry-fuck-mybad]

I think what I love the most about Trent and Colin is that, before this, they barely knew each other, their relationship was the same as Trent’s with the rest of the team, they have never had a single personal interaction, and still, the feeling of absolute relief after finding someone like you is still there, these men probably have never had a conversation about their personal lives with each other and here they are sharing the most precious secrets they have because they know they can trust each other