[scream-boat]

TikTok is dead, so here I return. My fucking respawn point.

[boltlightning]

look! the moonlight shows us for what we really are. we are not among the living, and so we cannot die — but neither are we dead.

[nylarac]

[mothermishy]

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

[abracazabka]

[feralrookie]

OH MY GOD I NEEDED THIS

[prismatic-bell]

For the chronically anxious and/or otherwise mentally ill:

This is not a screamer, jumpscare, or any other kind of horror link I don’t know the name of. It will not cause you to question reality and as far as I’m aware, there is no reason it should cause any kind of hallucinations or psychosis. I don’t want to spoil the surprise because it’s DELIGHTFUL but I am happy to tell you it’s very sweet and gentle and also great lowkey stress relief. This is a cinnamon roll link appropriate for all ages (yes, all the way down to babies) and you will enjoy it if you click it. ❤️

[catgirl-catboy]

It is also not (as I hoped) a Rickroll.

Still 10/10 though

[ygmtwr-atrus]

*keysmashing*

[unhinged-kitten-deactivated2023]

i’m “house phone” years old

[ohifonlyx33]

i'm "computer room" years old

[thevanillahorizon]

i'm "saturday morning cartoons" years old

[gaslightgallows]

i'm "pager" years old

[portraitoftheoddity]

I'm [AOL dial-up crunchy-beeping-screaming modem noise] years old.

[teaboot]

I'm "the player ate the casette"

[mimic-the-octopus]

I’m “instruction manual” and “memory cards” years old

[emotionalhimbo]

I’m “This concludes our broadcasting day. Good night” years old.

[goobersplat]

More Bat Plush!

Albino Flying fox Plush, Black Bat, Choko Bat, Vlad the Vampire Stuffed Bat, Canyon Bat Plush, Cute Albino Bat Plush.

[langernameohnebedeutung]

she's literally me

[calellon]

no casual dating please i want to drink your soul and you to drink mine or i don't want anything at all

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[virtualtoybox]

jesus christ. fine. ill say it. im sleepy. im sleepy, okay? do you know what being sleepy does to a person? to their spirit? i should be pitied.

[quick2love]

“don’t let it bother u” baby i’m gonna be bothered by this for the next 10 years

[valtsv]

i'm no medical expert but my one and only health tip i can offer with any confidence is to allow yourself to listen to bohemian rhapsody every once in a while in a setting where you can put your your whole entire life up to this moment into singing along with the part where freddie mercury says "i don't wanna die, but sometimes i wish i'd never been born at all" and feel a layer of dead scar tissue peel away from your existence before it can calcify

[i-am-not-a-guardian-deactivated]

if you would be so kind as to reblog this if you feel insecure about your writing skills.

[catchymemes]

[byelacey]

THE PYR REVIEW episode 01  Please enjoy a short history of the Great Pyrenees breed… a PYR-story, if you will :) 

[vaspider]

"... bought... copper... from... this... shady fucker... bad quality... zero stars... "

[astrophotography-and-tech]

Wasn't there this one merchant who had bad copper?

For a historian mutual @pratchettfan87

[vaspider]

Correct, you have found the Ea-Nasir joke.

[kreuzaderny]

[cosmoscenti]

i wanna know who spent a once-in-a-lifetime event to take this horrifying aesthetically-pleasing picture

[heyimboredtalktome]

besties i can't do this anymore (hasn't done anything)