Rancid Piles of Garbage

queer gender? I don’t know her. come for the... actually I have no idea why you’re here, leave while still you can stay for the inevitable train wreck that is my existence

[whimsicalsesquipedalian]

God I love Australian sports reporting

[vnc-deactivated20210107]

looked up celebrities with my sun moon and rising and didn’t recognize anyone so i guess i’m the most famous of us all

[vnc-deactivated20210107]

for those of you curious

[raindropsonglasss-deactivated20]

[whimsicalsesquipedalian]

One of my best friends has spent the last four years embroidering me a blanket that now has me basking in the beauty and connection and dedication and wonder and adoration and devotion and creativity and impossibility of humanity and friendship and the deep love that binds us and that she has given me a piece of her soul that I get to literally wrap myself in and keep forever and nothing else on this earth will ever be as warm as the transient adoration I feel when I pull this blanket closed over my shoulders and am utterly surrounded by how truly and inexorably loved I am by another person.

Also she made the Eye of Sauron red.

[brickylittle]

oh my god I just realized this is the year people will stop being born and stop aging and stop dying

[noahsfault]

GUYS WE NEED TO KILL TRUMP BEFORE THE 7TH

[noahsfault]

GUYS!!!! WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!!!!!!!

[cyber-punk-rock]

Can you play an instrument? (Any skill level)

Yes (which one? 👀)

No

Nuance (up to interpretation)

Voting ended onApr 2

I’m just curious how many people at some point in their lives have played/learned to play an instrument of any kind.

I included a nuance button bc I know there might be some folks who might be like “well I played the recorder in grade school but idk if that counts” — count it if you want or hit nuance if you’re unsure! 😊

To be clear, if you studied an instrument to any level of proficiency, even if you’re out of practice now, please select yes!

Reblog with your instrument, if you wish 🙏🏼 Or just for more accurate results

[cyber-punk-rock]

Boosting again! I’ve been enjoying reading everyone’s responses so far, it brings me joy to see music has reached so many lives!! 😊🫶🏼

[tikysplickytok]

(via tomcardy)

[grootficguy]

“Every Pokemon is someone’s favourite” I’m making a spreadsheet to see if this is true. Reblog with your favourite Pokemon in the tags.

Here’s the spreadsheet in-progress

[grootficguy]

Ok, mother of GOD that's a lot of responses and I am but one man with Excel. I'll update these ASAP but also some rules:

A Pokemon only counts for itself, not its evolution line.

A Pokemon with multiple forms (like Zygarde) will only be counted for the specified form. A Pokemon with multiple appearances (like Spinda, Vivillon, Sylvally, etc.) count for all their appearances.

I'm literally doing this as a testament to my own depression that not everyone is lovable, so add that to the weight of this post's meaning.

[vamprisms]

being online is so scary aren't you guys worried about the world wide spider

[redfagdiver]

It took 36 years for someone to make this joke and by god it was worth the wait

[whimsicalsesquipedalian]

*I take a draw of my pipe from the back of a dim room*

The world wide spider, ye say? Yeah, I know the tales. Started a few o’ ‘em meself.

I ‘eard some say she’s a shelob. Eyes hungry an’ many. Dark, course hair. Legs like iron an’ pincers that can drive straight through a man, eat ‘is ‘eart right out o’ ‘is chest. She spins ‘er web through the night, lurin’ good an’ bad men alike into deep, dark corners of the internet. Trappin’ ‘em like flies an’ suckin’ ‘em dry to let the maggots feast on their bones, never to be seen again.

Others say she’s an orb weaver. Eyes bright. Hair fine an’ abdomen of purest white. Legs stained red an’ delicate an’ pincers gentle as she spins ‘er web into intricate patterns the likes o’ which ye ain’t never seen. Patterns of love an’ art an’ story an’ pure, unadulterated creativity. Patterns so fine an’ so lovely that if ye ever looked upon ‘em with yer own two eyes ye’d weep fer the beauty o’ ‘em.

Others say she’s a wanderer. Eyes eager. Hair thick. Legs strong and fast and pincers sturdy as she makes ‘er unendin’ journey. An’ that where’er she goes ‘er web follows. Through deep valleys an’ across open canyons an’ around an’ o’er high mountains, connectin’ people an’ discoverin’ knowledge an’ safekeepin’ history an’ occasionally gettin’ lost along the way. An’ to find ‘er is both a blessin’ an’ a curse ‘cause ye never know whether it be fortune or damnation that she bring ye.

I’ve been chasin’ ‘er these past twenty-five year.

Ye say yer scared? Scared?

Are ye scared of the open sky? The vast sea? The terrible an’ endless beauty o’ the stars in the firmament?

I swear to ye, one day I’ll find ‘er, I will. And be she hungry demon or beauteous weaver or wild wanderer or somethin’ else entire, I will weep for the wonder o’ ‘er, I will. And I will thank ‘er fer ‘er spinnin’ all the same. For she is a goddess, a titan, she takes the threads of humanity and weaves ‘em across the four corners o’ this fine Earth. Without ‘er we’d be lost.

I will find ‘er. This great beauty. This goddess of the internet.

I swear it.

With the very last beat o’ me ‘eart.

With the last twitch o’ me muscle.

With last breath o’ me long-weary lungs.

An’ I pray to every god I know that when I do, she do be down to fuck.

God, I do pray she be…

[canadianlucifer]

Would you rather spend a day running errands in + or - 30°C?

30°C (86°F)

-30°C (-22°F)

Voting ended onFeb 12

[reblogsbycow]

I've never been anywhere colder than -3°C but I'll still choose freezing over sweating.

[whimsicalsesquipedalian]

I love watching clips of the masked singer reveals because all of the judges will be yelling about how they think it’s Jessica-sings-a-lot or Tom-famous-from-movies or Danny-sports and then the audience is all screaming take it off and stirring up a frenzy like at any moment they could all rush the stage and start tearing this person’s costume and flesh and sinew from their bones with their bare hands and then the host man says something no one can hear because the roar of the insatiable crowd is too great and the person in the costume finally takes of the mask and everyone’s screams are reaching into the heavens because it turns out it’s actually Pleemo Glarbman and the crowd is frothing at the mouth in ecstasy and the judges are openly weeping and falling to their knees to thank long forgotten gods and Pleemo is thanking everyone for helping them achieve orgasm every night they sang on stage for the show and I don’t know who the fuck any of these fucking people are.

Also Ken Jeong is there.

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

you have to survive a week in the last series you watched, how is it going?

good

bad

great

awful

results

Voting ended onFeb 7

[whimsicalsesquipedalian]

The Worst Idea of All Time’s latest episode of their Joker 2 method review (with guests Chris Parker and Eli Matthewson) having a good two minutes of discussion about whether Connor Storrie’s performance as “the real Joker” was maybe a little bit fruity is so genuinely funny with the hindsight of Heated Rivalry. Like just wait boys, only months after this was recorded this man is going to give one of the most significant queer performances of the past 10 years.

Like they’re also discussing how bad they feel for (and kind of dunking on) this guy who they all, at time of recording, think is some random actor who got his career hopes fucked over by how bad this movie was. And it’s like, if you had recorded this mere months later you’d be talking about one of the most currently culturally relevant celebrities on the planet.

Like, the concept that this brand new episode, recorded really not all that long ago considering, is somehow already so behind the times on this one detail is crazy to me. These boys really did just become that famous that fast.

[whimsicalsesquipedalian]

The saga continues as this week Tim, Guy, and Abby Howells spend five minutes talking about how confident and dynamic and compelling a performer the “real” joker’s actor is compared to everyone else in the film and how it’s such a shame he doesn’t have more acting credits.

Connor Storrie they have seen this movie ten times in five days and your performance is still one of the only good things they consistently have to say about it.

You will literally always be famous.

[were--ralph]

not allowed to say Harry Potter, but what was your book series obsession as a teen

mine was definitely Eragon

[apolladay]

Is it cold where you currently are? Define cold however you'd like.

yes

no

Voting ended onFeb 1

[whimsicalsesquipedalian]

God kill me now 😭

[whimsicalsesquipedalian]

Oh fuck RIGHT off

How did it get worse 😭😭😭

[whimsicalsesquipedalian]

God kill me now 😭