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bitternest

Come on Tumblr, don’t be fucking cowards

Alternatively - come on nameless intern #102, you have a chance to be the fucking funniest person on staff.

bitternest

cowards

northwest-cryptid

Time for manual blazing, tumblr can be a coward but they can't stop us.

pointless-achievements

Achievement Unlocked:

Fan The Flames

Just because Tumblr won't let you Blaze a post doesn't mean you can light it up yourself!

naamahdarling

Slam that button! Do the numbers!

sillypicnic

Surprise ! Jimothy on head

stronggreenflame

This just hit me right in the funny bone for some reason

Be afraid. Be very afraid

arctic-hands

Public libraries in Mississippi have cut off access to digital platforms like Overdrive and Hoopla to those under 18.

I never want to hear conservatives go on about repressive censorship in China, North Korea, and Iran ever again

ryanthedemiguy

To be clear to those unfamiliar: these are the companies that libraries use to lend ebooks.

They are literally cutting off library access to minors.

ayellowbirds

If you are affected by this or other bans and restrictions in the United States, be aware that the Brooklyn Public Library is offering free digital library cards to anyone age 13-21 nationwide as part of their Books UnBanned initiative:

Brooklyn Public Library joins those fighting for the rights of teens nationwide to read what they like, discover themselves, and form their

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

BOOOOOST

elfwreck

Seattle has joined them:

he-is-vaporub

Clown Care Gospel:

Holy Fools almost always have gorgeous baby doll hair. They will usually self-groom and even help their troupe members with styling. In the case that you must bathe them, treat their hair like that of a human child when washing and be careful not to get them fully wet. Use nontoxic shampoo and give extra care with textured hair. Never brush your Holy Fool’s hair yourself. They know how to keep knots out and you run the risk of long-term cowlicks if you do brush it.

Found this on Facebook and had to say, as a trans asexual person who loves clown husbandry, this spoke to me deeply.

#clown husbandry

sterfsterf

psst I made a ttrpg about clown husbandry. it's free. go play it.

a ttrpg about raising and breeding clowns

inkspecter

TTRPG ALERT!!!

#the thing i never knew i needed so much

fr00t-snacc

Queer clowns are the best clowns and I will die on that hill— and that includes genderqueer clowns

Btw the prompt was “egg”

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freddieandersen

the statue in the bottom right is Le génie du mal, carved by guillame geefs to replace a different lucifer (known as either Le génie du mal or L’ange du mal) carved by his younger brother. why did joseph geefs’ lucifer get removed from the cathedral? it was too sexy. the statue was too sexy by far.

st. paul’s cathedral in liége went from one lucifer, whom they called ‘too sublime’ and removed because he was distracting ‘pretty penitent girls,’ to another lucifer, who they’ve left there for 170 years even though he’s so hot that satanists visit the cathedral to meditate in the presence of this Most Sexy Of Lucifers

here’s how i imagine that went down.

liege cathedral: hmm. you know what we need? a nice satan for our church. let’s ask joey geefs

joseph geefs: sculpts this

liege cathedral: no!! too hot!! now we all want to fuck lucifer! we need a different satan. let’s ask… the sexy lucifer sculptor’s BROTHER. yes. willy geefs is older so he definitely doesn’t want to fuck lucifer

guillaume geefs, who DOES want to fuck lucifer, and the only sign of his being older than his brother is that the lucifer he wants to fuck is somewhat older: sculpts this

liege cathedral: shit. well we don’t have any more money for lucifers so i guess we’ll keep this sexy lucifer

mlm, straight girls, and satanists in the vicinity of liege: NICE

dunmertitty

“what if people transition and then regret it?” ok. let’s do that with everything. no more straight marriages until the heterosexual divorce rate is below the detransition rates

transgendercyborg-deactivated20

full res image to share 💜

vivitheokay

Hey you good? you reblogged this like three times now.

10 actually i think

The potential for jokes is bottomless

your-gay-grandma

we all must get weirder and more queer. i am completely serious and genuine and this is urgent. please get weirder and gayer now. if you see me acting weird and gay mind your business a little bit.

clown-sip

Some clown treats and snacks

buffoons-clownbreeder

While commonly used, clown kibble can actually be damaging to your clown in long term and it’s really important to specify this when posting about it. It’s low in protein and if not used properly can lead to scurvy and even death in your clown! It’s similar to if you were to feed a human cereal for every meal, it’s better to leave in moderation! Also clown soda is only suitable to some species of clowns, porcelains and mimes can get very sick from consuming it! I’m sure you didn’t mean any harm I’m just looking out for new Clown owners!!

Jeff the disease lung in a cowboy hat