Incoherent Ramblings

When I die, bury me face down so the whole world can kiss my ass.

[fuckyoubaker]

PROVE ME RIGHT

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

anyway. onto better things

[sburbling]

onto better things thursday

[two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat]

if Charlie Kirk didn't want his death to be made fun of he should have died in seriouser circumstances

[two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat]

his last insta post. man I can't. I can't make a better joke than this

[bintro]

[sickofeverythingmale2]

Yeah with your face full of makeup and impractical nails girl I’m sure your analysis of misogyny is real acute.

[raedas]

great example of misogyny! thank you for providing an example for the class :)

[segamascott]

[fairycosmos]

phone is my best friend she would never betray me. what do you mean my brain is being fried by the constant dopamine hits. she just wants me to be happy

[immortalsarcasm]

Requested time off from work in August for an out of town doctor’s appointment.

“Out of town” is a 30 minute drive, the “appointment” is a Lucky Day Book Tour event, and the “doctor” is Dr. Chuck Tingle.

[drchucktingle]

come to the photo line and i will write you a doctors note for work

[greenishness]

As part of her social media detox this girl on YouTube made herself do one hour of understimulating tasks every day and she just counted rice for 60 minutes straight because its no different from doomscrolling in terms of wasted time

[greenishness]

When I say this changed my life. Every time I'm on my phone I ask myself Is this different from counting rice for one hour ? and if the answer is no I go find something else to do. It works well because it's not about conforming to productivity standards or about moralizing digital hobbies it's just an honest reflection on whether tomorrow I will be glad I spent my time this way and then acting accordingly. The rice paradigm

[sheepsheeples]

Shout out to the USA for pissing Canadians off so bad it flipped an entire election that was supposed to be a landslide for the center-right, forever in your debt o7

[rissahs]

Shout out to the USA for pissing Australians off so bad it flipped an entire election that was supposed to be a landslide for the center-right, forever in your debt o7

[fluent-in-lesbianism]

[visenyaism]

Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it

[stupid-twink-girl]

todays daily doodle

[stupid-twink-girl]

well this just became very topical

[gopyxp]

into the soup

[catchymemes]

[pghumfort]

dead dove do not eat in practice

[plum-soup]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

me normally: i'm not personally a huge fan of modern art

me around right wingers: I love modern art sooooo much and I think there should be litter boxes in schools also

[theonlycabbage]

fucking obliterated lmao

[thetoxiczombie]

This panic happens like every few months.

[kosmogrl]