Why Get Used To Somethin’ New?

🍭Brandy🍭 ✨26✨ 🎀Lover Of Cute Things🎀 🍑Just Peachy🍑 Reality Is A Lovely Place, But I Wouldn’t Wanna Live There. 💕~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~💕

[fanofspooky]

I hadn’t seen the full version of this 😂

[swedishjazz]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[evilselfship]

[fladurblegon]

[greghatecrimes]

House drugged that coffee btw

[meraarts]

It’s even better than that. He didn’t drug that coffee, but the other one, the one he isn’t offering to Wilson. He did this because he (rightfully) assumed Wilson would not trust him and ask for House’s coffee instead.

Also noteworthy is that when Wilson drugs House through coffee this very same episode, he does it by drugging the offered cup, because he knows House would never even think to suspect him.

They are insane.

[hyumjim]

House was sort of like Death Note if there was no death note and Light and L were just coworkers and best friends with sexual tension

[365filmsbyauroranocte]

Angel’s Egg (Mamoru Oshii, 1985)

[maimndevour]

[dreemmachine]

hey this great art is by sweatermuppet in case anyone was wondering! i just bought a bunch of gay stickers from them.

[papayajuan2019]

just found the perfect tempo for pacing in my cage

[hornpoint]

[hornpoint]

The smells defense didn't work

[betweentheheavesofstorm]

the year is 2024. I am watching The X Files 1x08 with my blissfully offline boyfriend. We reach the scene where, in confinement, Mulder and Scully examine each other's backs for alien marks. My boyfriend, who has never seen the show before, makes an amused noise and utters a strong contender for understatement of the year:

"I'm guessing there's fanfiction about these two"

[ryan-sometimes]

Paramore was right. Hard times

[expressions-of-nature]

[godshideouscreation]

Smart, but somehow still stupid as fuck.

[miiilowo]

the coolest people are actually weird and fucked up and strange and peculiar and they just dont care. the coolest people are actually lame as hell and they rock it. this is what ive learned

[miiilowo]

the coolest people are cringe and free

[messrsage]

it’s so weird to me how there’s cliques and hierarchies within fandom spaces these days like. we’re all just fucking nerds. how are you gonna try to be popular amongst the nerds. how are you going to feel superior over your fellow nerds. at the end of the day you’re still a fucking nerd bestie

[belovedinfidels]

people bullying other people on tumblr is crazy like babe you’re a fucking loser too why else would you be here

[girlballs-archive]

fuckin ugly-ass dumpled lings

[girlballs-archive]

anon really said "go buy some better dumplings"

[girlballs-archive]

in honor of tipping being removed, shoutout to one of the funniest interactions i've ever had on here

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Didn't read the URL and thought the tipper was calling your dumplings 'girlballs', possibly in an effort to deride their testicular appearance