Alastair

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[stud10r3j3ct]

i'm actually dying rn. the name alastair? the name that i go by? my literal name? i stole that from eret. i'm. why. WHYYYYYY

[stud10r3j3ct]

why the fuck do people steal things from you and act like they're the victim

my bsf has done this to me 3 times. all recently.

my other friend giving me a salad? stolen. i try to take it back immediately because i don't like my fucking stuff being taken and she tries to keep it and is then all silent afterwards like when she's normally upset.

writing a note for myself? stolen. i tell her to give it back and try to grab it and (after she tries to keep it again) i take it and she puts her head down and is silent.

my sketchbook literally just being within arms reach? taken out of my pencil pouch and once again refuses to give it back. "i just wanted to look" ok then fucking ask???

i really want to confront her about this and ask her to stop but i don't know how and i know that

1. i can get aggressive a lot when something upsets me

2. she can be sensitive to yelling even if the person yelling says they're not mad or smth

i know (i think) she isn't intending to be mean, so i don't want to upset her, but i just want to ask her to stop and i dont fucking know how.

[peach-pot]

trans guy who doesn’t realize he’s turning into a werewolf because he assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting testosterone

[peach-pot]

trans girl who doesn’t realize she’s turning into a vampire because she assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting estrogen

[daily-deliciousness]

Classic chocolate hazelnut semifreddo

[whitepeopletwitter]

[samshine-and-lollipops-deactiva]

Wait, it got better.

[libertineangel]

He does this a lot, to my deep surprise in undergrad:

For reference, the reason nobody likes this book and you can press tofu with it is that it’s about 1600 pages long.

[horizon-penblade]

It’s also, by all accounts, the origin of Cousin Throckmorton

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[jisuto]

[furryprovocateur]

[mychestpainwantsacigarette-deac]

Bush Viper - (Atheris squamigera)

[ranboolivesaysstuff]

Subs saw this first but have a little tease because I’m putting the ran in rambunctious CRAP that doesn’t work nevermind

[evilwizard]

the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post

[t-counter]

T Count: 15

Letter Count: 198

Your T Percentage: 7.58%

Average T Percentage: 6.95%

You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!

[evilwizard]

YOU EXIST???

[t-counter]

Sometimes you create a guy and it turns out they already exist

[cerayanay]

Sometimes that guy has skills beyond your comprehension @identifying-cars-in-posts

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

1993-1997 Mazda 626

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I love all the fun kinds of autism we get here

[callese]

refseek.com

www.worldcat.org/

link.springer.com

http://bioline.org.br/

repec.org

science.gov

pdfdrive.com

[carolinecrane]

PDFDrive stopped working a couple months ago, but you can try oceanofpdf.com instead.

[stud10r3j3ct]

get yourself a bestie that can tell smth is wrong when the only things you've contributed to the conversation are "👍" "nice" and "mhm."

sometimes if i'm silent or dry bc of being tired/focused then she'll mistake it for that but it's better to be safe than sorry so it doesnt matter 🫶

[dezkiscrying]

Pigeon and pigeon lover

[only-tiktoks]

[zombeesknees]

#i like how he looks genuinely into all of it asdf

[dollyinspace-deactivated2024072]

the dilfs have arrived

[ssseriema]

CLEOS NEW VTUBER AVATAR IS SO PRETTYYYY RAAAAHHHHHHHH

[neveevren]

this got so many likes on twitter that i forgot to post it anywhere else lol

based on their (limited) response

@ranboolivesaysstuff

[mpregcatboyshin]

there's something so genuinely funny about the splatoon idols being tied to the solo story campaigns. like imagine if you were just like a high school kid who got drafted into the cia by a crazed war veteran hobo and two other agents who are actually his grandaughters taylor swift and ariana grande.