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Phil Coulson, manager of the most popular (and annoying) group of porn stars in the world
I would read the heck out of this!
Also, notice how Clint is so eager to volunteer Phil for a scene?
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*One Shot*
Phil Coulson, manager of the most popular (and annoying) group of porn stars in the world
I would read the heck out of this!
Also, notice how Clint is so eager to volunteer Phil for a scene?
omg I’m doing research for one of projects for college, and apparently, girls learn better when they’re in an all girls class, but boys learn even worse when they’re in an all boys class, because all the negative things become even stronger of there are no girls to act as “buffer”
get rid of the boys and let girl learn in peace, i couldn’t care less about them
It’s not our job to be a “buffer”
Separate boys from girls then, they don’t have to be acting like mothers at age 12, if boys ruin the education of others boys, um, idk, fix their behavior maybe?
I work at uni. My program is very competitive. Like you need a 92% or more to get in. We get 10x the applications than we can accept. So. This means our program is 95% female. Simply because girls do better in highschool than boys. Its literally that simple. However. This is a HUGE deal in the administration! Because OMG all those poor boys with less than a 92% can’t get into our program and woe is me, those poor poor boys. Every year we meet to talk about ways to “rectify” this “problem”. One year they’re going to stop inviting me to these meetings. Because I always ask questions like “how do we get boys into the program with lower GPAs without denying girls with higher GPAs? And how is giving boys preferential treatment not sexist?” Keep going good ladies, I’m saving your seat!
This type of thing always happens when women are dominating something, protocols are changed to accommodate and benefit men, and if this strategy isn’t successful the field is devalued.
Keep the good work!
The amount of times I heard my grandfather talk about the ‘feminization’ of schools because he wanted to blame the system for boys under performing (or, more accurately: girls out performing the boys) instead of, ya know, boys’ entitled attitudes and overall piss poor behavior when at school.
When women fail at something: there must be something wrong with women When women succeed at something: there must be something wrong with the system
I think I’ve talked about it before on other posts, but I once had an anthropology class that, completely unintentionally, was all women and one man, and he dropped the course after two weeks. The other section of the same anthropology class, taught by the same professor, was mixed with men and women. So, since it was anthropology, she asked if it was cool if she took notes. She said right away that the all female class had a wildly different vibe, that we spoke and acted differently and had different social expectations of her and the rest of the class, and that we let students complete their thoughts before disagreeing, while the mixed class was highly traditional and almost entirely male dominated because every time a woman spoke, a man jumped in halfway through to “correct” her by saying the same thing. Its a very small sample size, but I think about this a lot
So all those “girls shoulders and knees distract boys from learning” policies…..
Peter Quill: check out this advanced human technology! its called a walkman. :)
T’Challa:
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Tony:
Steve & Bucky:
oh my GOD so i was talking to a buddy in psychology and then this kid came in who looked exactly like him and gave him a book he’d forgotten at home
and i went “holy shit you have a twin?!?” and he was like “yeah! his name is jason!” and i was like “????? i thought YOUR name was jason”
long story short i have one of them in my math class and another in my psychology class and i’ve developed a friendship with both of them but i thought they were the same person this entire time
remember this post? not-jason is refusing to tell me his name and everyone’s keeping it from me so i’m just calling him not-jason
Similar story, I became really good friends with this girl named Sarah. One day during creative writing club, another girl in Sarah's class (a year younger than I) asked if I knew all their names. I said "yes, there is Jon and Jack and Sarah and you." Friend: "that's Jenni." Me: "what?" Friend: "they are twins." So I was friends with both of them but thought they were the same person. Makes me wonder if I just started talking to Jenni thinking she was Sarah and she just accepted it...
Imagine children of Hephaestus being born with parts of their bodies being made of metal. It varies how weird or horrific the placement of these parts are. Many children with born with metal limbs build better, more stylish ones for themselves
Imagine children of Aphrodite that are born with the power to change their appearance, but they can’t control it. They change when their emotions are high or just randomly throughout the day. Sometimes they’ll have two different faces and not be able to do anything about it
Imagine children of Apollo being literally made of light. There’s always a soft glow coming from their eyes, nose, and mouth. They get hard to look at when they’re mad but they also make good flashlights
Imagine children of Ares who just casually spill blood all the time. Out of their mouths, ears, eyes, and noses. Just randomly, no warning. Sometime random small wounds will open up on their arms, legs, and faces. New campers are very scared of them
Imagine children of Athena who physically shut down from information over load; they can’t move, can’t speak, don’t even breathe so their brains can review all the things they know. When they’re in this state you can literally see words and pictures flash across their eyes. Don’t disturb them in this state, it won’t be good for either of you
Imagine children of Demeter who have flowers and other flora growing out of their bodies. Little roses (thorns and all) growing out of their heads, lilies growing from their shoulders. Sometimes their hair will start turning green
Imagine children of Dionysus with grape juice for blood. When they get older, it ferments and turns to wine. They can will vines to grow out of their bodies, though the grapes on those vines will make anyone else sick
Imagine children of Hermes who talk so fast, their voice can’t catch up. They’ll be talking and suddenly, their voice gives out. But they still keep talking. When they stop, their voice keeps going once it’s able to catch up
Imagine children of Hades with see through skin. All the bones, veins, organs, and everything is visible. Sometimes, depending on a lot of things, their skin is more translucent than normal
Imagine children of Poseidon being born with aquatic features; scales, gills, webbed hands/feet, slimy skin, etc. Some are able to go fine without water, while some need it or they get sick. They won’t die but they will be quite miserable
Imagine children of Zeus who are made of lightning. You can see it under their skin, jumping from one body part to the next. Their eyes have lightning and them always look like colored storm clouds. Touching them is always an endeavor in trying not to get shocked too badly
Imagine really cool side effects to being half all powerful God
Find your REAL Angel name
• First two letters of your last name • First vowel of your first name • Third letter of your middle name (or parent’s first name if you don’t have a middle name • Last consonant of your last name • Add IEL or EL to the end!
tHANK YOU FOR CORRECTING THAT POST BLESS YOU
Also…. Scartiel…. that’s so ugly…. I’m in tears
Scartiel sounds the most like an actual angel name I’ve heard so far
At least you aren’t SAHAQUAEL or SANDALPHON
PSA for any high schoolers who’re going to college soon or are just worried about it
your high school teachers are LIARS.
Most college professors accept late assignments.
Some of them are so chill that you can ditch most of class so long as you can handle the final.
It’s all about playing it by ear.
YOU DON’T ASK TO GO TO THE BATHROOM PLEASE SAVE YOURSELF THE EMBARRASSMENT.
It is NOT harder than high school. You’re more or less ready for it if you do ok in high school, ok?
Seriously. I got A’s in AP classes yet was terrified that I wouldn’t be able to handle college.
Surprise surprise?
AP classes are harder than college classes.
No joke.
College professors are a lot more liberal on what counts as a “right” answer.
Plus they give you points for caring.
Some classes give you points just for showing up.
There’s an atmosphere of controlled panic, and you are not the only one.
You can pretty much go up to anyone and say god life is a nightmare and finals are gonna kick my ass, and they’ll go saaaaame, regardless of how genius they’re supposed to be.
Seriously.
College student here.
High school teachers are the WORST of liars.
They’ll tell you college is a “whole nother level” but that’s such horse shit.
High school is a standardized sheep counting facility.
College is a research lab full of cats that may or may not do what you expect.
RP//closed
Snow fell across the quiet streets of London as Sherlock Holmes watched from the warmth of a local bookshop. There was no case, there was no excitement. He stirred the coffee before him absently, waiting for the world to exhale. That felt like all he did lately - watch the world alone.
“Blackie, Heel.” Kevin tugged on a leash. It wasn’t often he got to travel for fun, most of the time he was out solving the latest case of the paranormal. This was the rare time he got to spend quality time with his hound of hell, Blackie.
The snow was starting to pick up, great. Kevin sighed and made his way into the bookstore. Normally someone would say something about a dog in, however this dog…well needless to say locals knew of his legend and decided to keep quiet. Pro’s of being in this business.
Sherlock watched the young man and his…dog(?) enter the cafe and shake the snow off. He watched them order coffee and wait for it. He watched the uneasy glances of the other customers and even watched a few of them leave. And then he watched the man sit a few tables away. “That’s quite a dog you have.”
Kevin looked up at the other male and shrugged. “Met him up North.” He ruffled the hound’s fur. “His name’s Blackie.” As soon as he stopped petting him the dog got up and made his way to Sherlock, extending a paw to him to shake.
Sherlock blinked at the dog a few times before taking its paw. “Um well nice to meet you Blackie. I’m Sherlock. So you must not be from around here.”
The hound returned to Kevin’s side. Kevin smiled a little. “From the states. I’m actually here to relax while I can.”
"Well, welcome to London." Sherlock smiled.
I feel pretty (Genderbent Magnus)
study-in-orchid:
“I don’t think so.” Damon fidgeted with his tea cup. He wanted to kiss her, but looked at his hands instead.
She wanted to reach out and hold his hand, but thinking about her made her throat almost close up. Was it a preference with him? Did he like girls more than he liked boys? Did he even like boys?
“It still doesn’t quite feel right. Like… it went from one extreme to the other. I was leaning towards more towards feminine things, but now that I am a girl and I get to wear dresses without it feeling like it’s a wrong thing, I-I still don’t feel like it’s me?” She furrowed her brows, moving to get more tea
He looked up at her. "What would help you feel like you?"
"Damon, I'm pregnant."
Damon looked up from the book he was reading to the twins. "Again?" His eyes drifted to the bedroom where their daughter was asleep. A smile crept across his face.
“I have been changed for good.” -Wicked
the second panel was originally going to have words but I decided it was better without them
Reblog this if its okay for your followers to introduce themselves to you.
Just come to my ask box and tell me stuff about yourself. Your pets. Your favorite music. What you had for breakfast this morning. Literally anything you want, I love making new friends
I MADE ACTUAL FRIENDS DOING THIS BEFORE
“you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to” myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.
pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company
meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names
I feel pretty (Genderbent Magnus)
study-in-orchid:
His nerves lit up at her touch. He didn’t think before saying, “yes.”
She blushed, smiling contently, “I-Is it bad that I’m really happy about that?” She had the urge to kiss him, but resisted
"I don't think so." Damon fidgeted with his tea cup. He wanted to kiss her, but looked at his hands instead.
my mom might’ve raised an emotionally vacant child with severe depression and anxiety but she didn’t raise a quitter
TBH: I'm struggling hard core today with depression and suicidal thoughts. Don't know why I'm posting this here, but I guess someone here might listen as opposed to anyone I know in real life. Sorry.