*As sung by GC, BWR, NW Princess Donut the Queen Anne Chonk*
Today is gonna be the day â
Gonna fireball an orc or two.
by now, heâll be saying âowâ with his body melting down to stew.
I wonât retrieve that looted body
Dark meat, the flesh tastes sweet
Now the fire on his face is out.
For sure you've tasted it all before
But you never really had a doubt.
I wonât retrieve that looted body
And all the caves we have to crawl are bleeding.
And all the mobs that die for us are screaming.
There are many things that I would
Gonna be on the best talk shows.
Today was gonna be the day
That youâre gonna eat a mob or two.
By now you should've somehow
Realized thatâcha gotta chew.
I wonât retrieve that looted body
And all the caves we have to crawl are bleeding.
And all the mobs that die for us are screaming.
There are many things that I would
Gonna be on the best talk shows
Gonna be on the best talk shows
Lyrics posted by Matt himself on Reddit.