The spoonLord

They/Them And for the freaks out there dannidorian on discord and ao3 Also ananomysfood and ananomysanimals

[conceiteddemon]

Who would you trust to drive a food truck?

Some guy

A child with a crocodile head

A stripper actively overdosing on space cocaine

The driver you hired

The driver you’ve hired’s zombie

A robot imitation of the driver’s zombie

A sapient cat, daschund and sex doll head working together

Voting ended onMay 15

[cairfrey]

"We sluggalos have a code. That code is ‘unity, support, family, and kneecapping bitches.’"

- Dungeon Crawler Carl: A Parade of Horribles, Matt Dinniman

Why that is on the inside of the hardback.

[witchylana]

I love Mongo.

[privateffdonut]

I'm supposed to just...what?

Go to work?

Like nothing's happened?

Like book 8 of DCC didn't just come out this morning?

[solataire007]

[sealestial-k]

Carl Donut save stars! <3 PHM is taking up some DCC space in my brain and it's a delight~

[vee-dmsr]

[slicethepi]

dungeon crawler carl

[limitedsympathy]

If you know, you know.

[nyrlthtp]

the System AI when carl told it to stop going ham with weird descriptions

[cadaverconsumer-deactivated2025]

odysseus tying himself to the mast but he's doing some proto shibari type shit to make his tits look really good and his crew isn't saying anything but it's kind of hard not to notice

[newvegascowboy]

carl and donut you will always be famous to me

(matching nipple rings not pictured)

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Princess Donut singing "Dungeon Crawl" (dedicated to Mongo)

It is criminal that this is audible locked

[umpireofpopculture]

“Wonder Crawl”

*As sung by GC, BWR, NW Princess Donut the Queen Anne Chonk*

Today is gonna be the day –

Gonna fireball an orc or two.

by now, he’ll be saying ‘ow’ with his body melting down to stew.

I won’t retrieve that looted body

with all that yummy goo

Until you chow...

Dark meat, the flesh tastes sweet

Now the fire on his face is out.

For sure you've tasted it all before

But you never really had a doubt.

I won’t retrieve that looted body

with all that yummy goo

Until you chow...

And all the caves we have to crawl are bleeding.

And all the mobs that die for us are screaming.

There are many things that I would

Like to feed to you

But I don't have time.

Because Mongoooo

Gonna be on the best talk shows.

And then we’ll brawl

On our Dungeon Crawllll.

Today was gonna be the day

That you’re gonna eat a mob or two.

By now you should've somehow

Realized that’cha gotta chew.

I won’t retrieve that looted body

with all that yummy goo

Until you chow...

And all the caves we have to crawl are bleeding.

And all the mobs that die for us are screaming.

There are many things that I would

Like to feed to you

But I don't have time.

I said Mongo

Gonna be on the best talk shows

And then we’ll brawl

On our Dungeon Crawl

I said Mongo (Monggooo!)

Gonna be on the best talk shows

And then we’ll brawl

On our Dungeon Crawl

Said Mongo (Mongoooo!)

And then we’ll brawl

And then we’ll brawl

Lyrics posted by Matt himself on Reddit.

[the-leftist-hook]

So anyway, here's Wondercrawl

[fuckinkfruious]

@alemonleaf on IG

[mimi-maru]

[bottleshark]

I can't stop reading Dungeon Crawler Carl

[himbotheninth]

dungeon crawler carl is fun because you go into it thinking it'll be an unserious, fun and gratuitously violent action book, and then you get to the very first boss, and then you think, now hold on. Hold on. And then all of a sudden you're seven books deep and insane and also holding on to the indomitable human spirit for dear life and also a crab has to jack off. like holy shit dude. i've got relentless hope and found family in one hand and the world's weirdest foot fetish in the other

[applesandbannas747]

Nobody:

Carl: so this is my cat. We have matching nipple rings and ass tattoos.

[autumnalfrost]

DCC has taken over my brain. This was originally just going to be a doodle page that started with a floating Donut head and then my husband asked if I was going to draw Mongo with her and it escalated.